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2019/05/22 06:45:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. They sell nothing but the most cringy anime figures. With voice too.
I wish for a new bathtub.
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2019/05/22 19:02:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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GRanted. It's a direct portal to the lair of the Deep Ones. If you're lucky they'll drive you mad before they devour you.
I wish I had a servant to clean the 3 aquariums in my house.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2019/05/23 05:33:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. The snail is so slow that life in the third aquarium will cease every time.
I wish for unlimited free beer.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/05/23 06:44:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You turned into a fat Bavarian called Helmut Freibier.
I wish to travel to Finland.
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2019/05/24 02:40:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but it's during the Winter War. Have fun fighting those Russians.
I wish Battlescribe wasn't all screwed up.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2019/05/24 04:31:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It's merely incomplete.
I wish my speakers went to eleven.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/05/24 14:42:14
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Your hearing, however, goes to zero.
I wish the Kardashians...the whole lot of them...would disappear.
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2019/05/24 14:55:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. They are gone. What appeared, however, is a large crowd of people in front of your house chanting "Bring Kim back from the dead, we want BigWaaghs head instead!" over and over.
I wish for a big house with a swimming pool.
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2019/05/24 20:28:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But the pool is empty and the house was abandoned years ago after the "incident" that no one will talk about. Shadows there behave strangely and doors wont stay open or closed. Lightbulbs burn out in minutes and odd bits of conversation can be heard coming from empty rooms.
I wish i could sleep at night.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/05/26 13:14:39
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! You now sleep soundly and deeply through the night, but as you've now taken a night shift job, it's not working out so well for you.
I wish I had a large crowd of people in front of my house chanting "Bring Kim back from the dead, we want BigWaaghs head instead!" over and over, as it would mean the Kardashians have disappearred! Worth it!
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2019/05/29 03:33:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. There are Kardashian bits all over your property and lots of inspectors stopping by with questions.
I wish to find a good lawn service.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/05/29 06:24:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You found a company that promised to keep your lawn mowed no matter what. What you didn't know is that they replaced your lawn with a plastic one and you never heard of them again.
I wish for high-end gaming PC.
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2019/05/29 11:59:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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Granted... But games are ultimately banned so you have nothing to play anymore.
I wish for a more exciting job.
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My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 |
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2019/05/30 03:53:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are a shark proof cage tester.
I wish fireworks were cheaper.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/05/30 07:10:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. All safety laws and requirements were lifted too.
I wish to understand women.
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2019/05/30 21:27:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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Granted... It drives you insane in seconds.
I wish for longer weekends.
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My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 |
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2019/05/31 01:51:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Weeks are also equally longer.
I wish my neighbors were housebroken.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/05/31 07:12:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. Your neighbors now go to empty their bowels in front of your door.
(hope I got the meaning right, never heard that word before, haha)
I wish the cats of my neighborhood weren't gathering under my open window at night to 'sing' their horrible songs.
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2019/05/31 07:32:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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Granted. They gather now within your bedroom to serenade you at anytime you want to sleep.
I wish for my vacation to come.
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My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 |
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2019/06/03 11:57:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It came last week while you were working and you missed it.
I wish for solid sleep.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/06/05 14:05:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
Hanoi, Vietnam.
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Granted. You are now encased in solid carbonite and kept as a treasure in Jabba the Hutt's palace.
I wish I had more time to myself between finishing work and going to bed.
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2019/06/05 14:20:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. From all the time for yourself, you managed to get tennis elbow syndrome.
I wish for a self-refilling bowl of cereals.
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2019/06/06 04:52:22
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! The cereal, however, tastes like Trump's underwear after fat boy plays 48 holes on a steamy Florida golf course that doesn't allow carts.
I wish I could get that vision out of my mind.
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2019/06/06 08:56:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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Granted. But you are now his Caddie and have to witness this each and everytime in persona.
I wish for a nice and juicy burger for lunch.
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My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 |
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2019/06/06 09:35:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. The burger is from the Vietnam war military ration pack.
I wish for worldwide communism.
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2019/06/06 12:14:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are branded a capitalist and made into a scapegoat.
I wish to win for a change.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/06/07 09:40:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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Granted. Congratulations! You won a one-way ticket to a deserted island on a bearly floating rust bucket without any supplies.
I wish for no more Star Wars movies.
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My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 |
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2019/06/07 11:35:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Now they are First Order Saga movies.
I wish for a jeep.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/06/07 12:26:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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Granted. You find yourself on board of an US Army Jeep in the middle of Vietnam... and the trees begin to talk in a strange language...
I wish for nicer neighbours...
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My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 |
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2019/06/08 11:37:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They never ever leave you alone.
I wish for better roads.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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