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Made in us
Mighty Chosen Warrior of Chaos





The Wastes of Krieg

Granted, but you end up stepping on people and are declared a threat to mankind.

I wish FW resin wasn't so easy to break.
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted. It now however comes at a thickness and durability that you need diamond scalpels to cut it appropriatly.

I wish for a return of the R&H model range from FW:

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. They are available only in Vietnam.

I wish for a hamburger.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in de
Regular Dakkanaut




Hamburg

Granted. It's made from mad cows.

I wish for some (fresh and delicious) Sushi.

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. It's ingredients come from the very last whale of its own kind. It's now extinct.

I wish I was good at football. (football, not handegg, you Yanks)


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You're good at football. But everyone else is flipping great at it.

I wish to travel a bit.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in de
Regular Dakkanaut




Hamburg

Granted.You travel from the couch to the refridgerator. It feels like a journey around the world and therefore you decide to never do that again.

I wish my tablet would stop to autocorrect every frickin word!?!

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! Now your abhorrently poor spelling skills are visible to the whole world.

I wish Trump had to pay a tariff for every lie that dribbles from his bloated mouth.
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. The money he pays is used to build the wall and deport more illegals.

I wish for a cheesecake.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in de
Regular Dakkanaut




Hamburg

Granted.... It's literally a slice of smelly cheese on top of some cake.

I wish for some sleep.

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You miss a whole week. Guess what happened while you were snoring?

I wish for more Mordheim buildings.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted, the terrain constantly shouts and moans in agony.

I wish for more money.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. The amount of money you owe to other people increased significantly.

I wish to move to Sweden


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You move to Sweden and discover that you don't care for cold weather one bit.

I wish all of my Mordheim buildings could howl and moan!

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. They don't howl, but they moan. They moan like Japanese girls in the cheesiest kind of hentai porn.

I wish to see behind corners.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted, but only after you've swiveled your head around them

I wish my son's lego kits would assemble themselves.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. They assemble themselves into a horrendous trap, waiting for you to step on them in the dark.

I wish i had some lego.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You got some LEGO Friends(tm) sets as a gift.

I wish I could hear pictures.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted. You only hear pictures of brutal crimes and horrendus situations. Like f.e WW1 assaults, scenes of the most despicable crimes etc.

I wish for a car.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. It's Fiat Multipla in bright pink color, and with unremovable fluffy steering wheel cover.

I wish to burn the heretics.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted. Your self-imollation was sudden, quick, and without any documentation as to why you burned.

I wish for a full suit of Republic Clone Wars armor to wear

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! Now if you can just drop those 70 pounds necessary for you to actually fit into the armor...

I wish I could command sinkholes to open where and when I wanted.
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted, but for every sinkhole opened by your will, there is a chance a sinkhole will also open on somebody you know.

I wish I was the next US president.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are attacked by left wing zealots and forced to abdictate.

I wish to be immortal.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted, but only so long as you can secure the Democratic Party Nomination for your state.

I wish for a Duck!

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in cz
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. This lady moved into your apartment.
Spoiler:


I wish to be a policeman.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are officer K9 on the bomb squad.

I wish to avoid political rhetoric.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





Granted. You wake up on a deserted island with nothing but soy plants and a single freshwater spring.

I wish to get off the RNC and DNC email spam lists.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
 
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