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**snurl**

Granted. A huge barrel of whiskey falls off a truck in front of you on the freeway.

I wish i was 34 again.

**Hawky**

Granted. You are 34 again, but everybody close to you is twice as old as they were before.

I wish to have my own brand of beer.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but you've developed an allergy to alcohol. Even the smell of its starts vomiting.

I wish to be at the beach

**Hawky**

Granted. It's the beach of Okinawa, April 1945.

I wish I was the greatest artist that ever lived.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted. You also suffer from multiple Psychological diseases.

I wish for cheaper catfood.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a mousetrap and you know how to use it.

I wish for utopia.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, you fall in a giant meat grinder killing you and setting off a bizarre chain of events that lead to an ursine utopia.

I wish for an avian utopia to replace the ursine utopia.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but its a Capitalist Utopia in which the machines of Avian glory and dominance is greased with the blood and sweat of the human permanently indentured slave class.

I wish for an infinite budget

**helgrenze**

Granted, but you can only spend it on things approved by 541 people that do not share your interests and have their own stuff they want you to spend it on.

I wish my hot tub was working correctly.

**Hawky**

Granted, it works correctly now, but the tap and drain are blocked so you have to fill and empty it by using a bucket.

I wish to live in a socialist paradise.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted. You live in it for 1 day before soviet tanks crush it.

I wish for a good Salami.

**SKR.HH**

Granted. For an artisanal Salami you get a donkey, a shot gun and a meat grinder.

I wish for something useful to do.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted you are now a pillar in a school basement.

I wish for an attack monkey.

**helgrenze**

Granted, but it only responds to Mandarin and attacks you when you try it.

I wish for a Cure.

**Hawky**

Granted. You receive a cure for an illness you don't suffer with.

I wish to be a woman.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You become Harvey Weinstein's wife

I wish for a complete set of magic books

**Not Online!!!**

Granted, you can't read them and everytime you try to sell them they start screeching to the point the potential buyer drops dead.

I wish to be the cat in ChargerIIC's profile picture.

**Hawky**

Granted. You become the Emperor-cat, and it's minutes before you get killed by the Horus-cat.

I wish Zimbabwe was still Rhodesia.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The Rhodesians are now out looking for you, angry over your interference.

I wish for a hug

**Not Online!!!**

Granted, i do it personally after survival week of militia training. (it's dirty and stinks)

I wish for for better french language capabilities.

**Hawky**

Granted. You now speak fluently french, but only when you have a fake mustache on, beret on your head and baguette sticking out of your bag.

I wish for rain.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Its acid rain.

I wish to ace any technical interview I take

**Hawky**

Granted. The only interview you took is for a deep fryer maintenance in McDonald's.

I wish to be a videogame protagonist.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted, you get decried by the media as inciting violence, drug use, human traffiking, etc. Whilest you were in a MLP alike game.

I wish to be owner of the Matterhorn.

**snurl**

Granted. The city makes you park at the top.

I wish to see the Matterhorn.

**Hawky**

Granted. You saw it for a second before your plane crashed into it.

I wish to be a villain in a James Bond movie.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, you’re the replacement actor for the big bad of the previous film and are killed in the first five minutes.

I wish I could afford an armorcast warhound titan simply because it’s there.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but you also need to afford leukemia treatments. Choose one.

I wish to know no fear

**Hawky**

Granted. You knew no fear until you got caught in crossfire in the Dropsite Massacre on Isstvan.

I wish to write a book.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You are chained to a desk in Washington D.C., forced to forever write apologist pieces on how various politicians on trail aren't really guilty of anything really other than loving thier nation too much.

I wish for a live ferret