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Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. It's a bootleg rip that looks like it was recorded from a CRT tv with a fake iPhone and the dialog is in Bantu.

I wish the snow we got would last a couple more days.

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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. A huge blizzard comes, and it snows heavily for a whole week. Texas and New Mexico schools called for show holidays too.

I wish we got at least some snow this winter.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Hardened Veteran Guardsman




England

Granted. A huge blizzard comes, and it snows heavily for a whole week.

I wish for s13 of Doctor Who to be some good

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See that stuff above? Completely true. All of it, every single word. Stands to reason. 
   
Made in de
Boosting Ultramarine Biker




Hamburg

Granted. It's so good that everything else brings no joy to you (and of course the season is shortened to two episodes).

I wish for some Vitamin D pills due to the bad weather all around.

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





Granted. Sadly they are also tainted with chemicals that make you go bald.


I wish for self chopping wood.

   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. The 'self' it wants to chop is you.

I wish it would snow a bit.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. It snowz a bit, then starts dropping dvds of Mine All Mine everywhere in a bizzarre display of extreme weather.

I wish for non-addictive nicotene.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You wish for it so long until you get lung cancer and die.

I wish I could see further.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. The lights come on.

I wish to be able to quit smoking.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, enjoy your complimentary heavy metal yodeling and square dancing (to heavy metal yodeling) addiction.

I wish to exchange my soul for cheese.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Instead of a soul, you now have a spray can of cheese that tastes great on crackers, but doesn't last long.

I wish for more alcohol.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. However, it's methanol not ethanol.

I wish for more thyme.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! It's too much though and overpowers the subtleties of all your other spices.

I wish for an end to detrimental mental health issues in humanity.
   
Made in de
Boosting Ultramarine Biker




Hamburg

Granted. But now every ones brain simply explodes suddenly at random (which funnily nobody seems to bother due to your wish as well).


I wish to conquer my fears.

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





Granted, you conquered your ex wife. You now also have an restraining order for her. Mission accomplished

I wish for Snow.

   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. Snow is a 400 pound polar bear with a serial killer attitude

I wish for my brain to be explosion proof

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





Granted, you are a test subject for the US military complex. They attempt to make people explosion proof and you got a prototype serum injected. sadly the test is an absolute failure as it does not work on the rest of your body.


I wish for Ceramite white to not be so abysmal.

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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. It is less abyssmal, but now smells awful.

I wish to continue.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

 snurl wrote:
Granted. It is less abyssmal, but now smells awful.

I wish to continue.


Granted.... To be Continued.

I wish I could Tom Sawyer painting my house.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! Your house's paint job is as fictitious as Twain's character.

I wish I could eat pizza without the negative effects on my health.

   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, you also do not get sustenance, taste it, or get a sense of fullness from eating it.

I wish there was a moose running rampant through the store I work at.
   
Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





Granted. However, the moose is only there for you. I hope you are fast and smart lad.


I wish for less cat hair everywhere.

   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but you are now weakened by the presence of a cat, any cat. Exposure for more than thirty minutes will kill you

I wish for a promotion at work

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





Granted. You are "promoted". What did you expect that really, your "promotion" comes with new tasks, making you in essence the footwipe of the higher ups and the booman for the lower ones. Also your pay not nearly inncreases as much as it should've for all the gak you now have to put up.

I wish for selfpainting miniatures.

   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. They ooze Nuln Oil constantly as a self-painting technique.

I wish for a multi-thousand dollars a week income without any work

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! But you have multi-, multi-, multi-thousand dollar a week expenses...all on nearly-constant tanning bed sessions at Rodeo Drive's most expensive tanning salon, and you also now look like Trump's pruny, oranger sibling.

I wish I owned Bond's Astin Martin.

   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. It is in post Skyfall condition.


I wish house painting was easier.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but only because you are now contractually obligated to help any DIYer within a ten mile radius of your home with their painting products

I wish I had a home office to work from instead of my bedroom

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in de
Boosting Ultramarine Biker




Hamburg

Granted. You do now have a fully equipped home office with all luxuries and tech you could imagine... but no longer a bedroom.

I wish for a time machine to skip ahead 6 to 8 weeks.

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. It's the 15th of April 2020 and many things happened. You look and smell like a homeless man, as you stood all the time frozen in place, your girlfriend left you, your dog died of hunger, and you got eviction notice for not paying the rent.

I wish for nuclear winter.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
 
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