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Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





Granted: You wish for a nuclear winter whilest you patrol a post nuclear winter Mojave.

Spoiler:
The game was rigged from the start.


I wish for a Party.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/03/20 10:29:15


   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You attend a Communist Party victory party in your city.

I wish to know the Coca-Cola recipe.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor






It was you. You made the wish. Little did you know that would set of a series of apocalyptic events in which the last surviving city is watched over our Emperor Trump and his consort Bill Clinton.

I wish I had a thousand square foot apartment

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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! It's 5' x 5' base, the rest is vertical.

I wish I had a glass of '62 Graham's Port and a wedge of Stilton with some Carr's crackers on a plate next to me at my desk as I write this.
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, it’s all been sitting out for the past three years.

I wish I could fly!
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You jumped off a roof, to learn you can effectively fly only downwards, and the controls aren't very effective either.

I wish my wife bought me any miniature I wish for.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, easily since she started sleeping with the smelliest member of your local play meta. You just wish she'd stop loudly comparing you unfavorbly to them.

I wish I owned a private beach to unleash my children on

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. It's on Bikini atoll.

I wish I lived in Ancient Greece.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





Granted, you are the pleasure slave of a spartan.

I wish for an actual working dishwasher.

   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You enslaved your own disabled grandmother.

I wish my wife had a bigger bust.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but it leaks pus constantly

I wish I had a boat

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





Granted. It's also cursed and has a captain that only transports you if you give him 2 obuluses.

I wish for selfchopping wood.

   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! The self-chopping wood is so efficient it doesn't stop until the logs are reduced to sawdust.

I wish Adepticon wasn't cancelled this year.
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. It became a massive vector for Coronavirus, leading to a massive lawsuit that closed down several games manufactuers including Games Workshop, Privateer Press, and O'Reilly.

I wish to shoot rays of joy from my fingers

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, they cause paralytic joy via brain tumors.

I wish I could afford all the codexes to do an all the Eldar factions soup list.
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! But you've got no money left to purchase a single mini.

I wish nano-technology would terminate the Coronavirus with extreme prejudice.

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Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. It does so by removing the root problem: The presence of biological matter for it to infest.

I wish to Shake Hands With Danger

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. You get to shake hands with Austin Powers... Danger is his middle name.... It's oddly sticky.

I wish a lifetime supply of snack cakes.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You get one snack cake and choke to death on it.

I wish for more shrimp.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





granted, it's from vietnam, full off chemical agents and has mutated into shrimpzilla. It's still a shrimp tho so bon appetité.

I wish for rain so i don't have to wash my car.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/05/11 07:36:13


   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, it’s a rain of burning thermite. The car is now so full of holes it’s only good for the scrap yard.

I wish the grocery store I work at had monkeys that flung poo at anyone wearing their mask improperly.
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. You are promoted to the newly created position of Monkey Wrangler and have to clean up after them.

I wish for some Haagen Dazs.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! You get their new, and not so popular flavor, Corona Viral Spiral.

I wish I had a private Island to chill on during this gakfest.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/05/14 03:57:30


 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, you only get electricity and running water while you are taking calls for walmart.com's customer escalation phone queue.

I wish for a free 1500 sq foot house

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. It is constructed from 100 3'x5' rooms that are attached in such a way as to make a maze with random vertical and horizontal connections between segments. It also changes configuration at random intervals.

I wish I for a new car.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! It's a Fiat Panda and it's full of clowns.

I wish I had some smoked salmon to go with the bagels we have in the house.
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. There was a new smoked salmon shop to be opened in your area, but it got burned down.

I wish the new SM models were a bit more reasonable.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
 
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