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Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





Granted: You wish for a nuclear winter whilest you patrol a post nuclear winter Mojave.

Spoiler:
The game was rigged from the start.


I wish for a Party.

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A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
Trick Question, of course it's the loyalists!

(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost and 8th edition.) 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You attend a Communist Party victory party in your city.

I wish to know the Coca-Cola recipe.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor






It was you. You made the wish. Little did you know that would set of a series of apocalyptic events in which the last surviving city is watched over our Emperor Trump and his consort Bill Clinton.

I wish I had a thousand square foot apartment

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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! It's 5' x 5' base, the rest is vertical.

I wish I had a glass of '62 Graham's Port and a wedge of Stilton with some Carr's crackers on a plate next to me at my desk as I write this.
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, it’s all been sitting out for the past three years.

I wish I could fly!
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You jumped off a roof, to learn you can effectively fly only downwards, and the controls aren't very effective either.

I wish my wife bought me any miniature I wish for.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, easily since she started sleeping with the smelliest member of your local play meta. You just wish she'd stop loudly comparing you unfavorbly to them.

I wish I owned a private beach to unleash my children on

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. It's on Bikini atoll.

I wish I lived in Ancient Greece.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





Granted, you are the pleasure slave of a spartan.

I wish for an actual working dishwasher.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
Trick Question, of course it's the loyalists!

(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost and 8th edition.) 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You enslaved your own disabled grandmother.

I wish my wife had a bigger bust.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but it leaks pus constantly

I wish I had a boat

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in ch
Revered Rogue Psyker





Granted. It's also cursed and has a captain that only transports you if you give him 2 obuluses.

I wish for selfchopping wood.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
Trick Question, of course it's the loyalists!

(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost and 8th edition.) 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! The self-chopping wood is so efficient it doesn't stop until the logs are reduced to sawdust.

I wish Adepticon wasn't cancelled this year.
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. It became a massive vector for Coronavirus, leading to a massive lawsuit that closed down several games manufactuers including Games Workshop, Privateer Press, and O'Reilly.

I wish to shoot rays of joy from my fingers

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, they cause paralytic joy via brain tumors.

I wish I could afford all the codexes to do an all the Eldar factions soup list.
   
 
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