| Author |
Message |
 |
|
|
|
|
Advert
|
Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
- No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
- Times and dates in your local timezone.
- Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
- Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
- Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now. |
|
 |
2020/03/20 10:28:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
|
Granted: You wish for a nuclear winter whilest you patrol a post nuclear winter Mojave.
I wish for a Party.
|
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/03/20 10:29:15
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
|
|
 |
|
2020/03/23 13:41:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
|
Granted. You attend a Communist Party victory party in your city.
I wish to know the Coca-Cola recipe.
|
|
|
|
|
|
2020/03/24 18:32:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Stubborn Prosecutor
|
It was you. You made the wish. Little did you know that would set of a series of apocalyptic events in which the last surviving city is watched over our Emperor Trump and his consort Bill Clinton.
I wish I had a thousand square foot apartment
|
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/03/24 18:32:17
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
|
|
|
|
2020/03/25 02:31:59
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
|
|
Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
|
Granted! It's 5' x 5' base, the rest is vertical.
I wish I had a glass of '62 Graham's Port and a wedge of Stilton with some Carr's crackers on a plate next to me at my desk as I write this. 
|
|
|
|
|
2020/03/25 03:26:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Combat Jumping Rasyat
|
Granted, it’s all been sitting out for the past three years.
I wish I could fly!
|
|
|
|
|
2020/03/25 07:50:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
|
Granted. You jumped off a roof, to learn you can effectively fly only downwards, and the controls aren't very effective either.
I wish my wife bought me any miniature I wish for.
|
|
|
|
|
|
2020/03/25 15:29:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Stubborn Prosecutor
|
Granted, easily since she started sleeping with the smelliest member of your local play meta. You just wish she'd stop loudly comparing you unfavorbly to them.
I wish I owned a private beach to unleash my children on
|
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
|
|
|
|
2020/03/25 23:34:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
|
Granted. It's on Bikini atoll.
I wish I lived in Ancient Greece.
|
|
|
|
|
|
2020/03/26 09:30:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
|
Granted, you are the pleasure slave of a spartan.
I wish for an actual working dishwasher.
|
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
|
|
|
|
2020/04/01 10:22:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
|
Granted. You enslaved your own disabled grandmother.
I wish my wife had a bigger bust.
|
|
|
|
|
|
2020/04/01 15:34:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Stubborn Prosecutor
|
Granted, but it leaks pus constantly
I wish I had a boat
|
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
|
|
|
|
2020/04/02 07:13:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
|
Granted. It's also cursed and has a captain that only transports you if you give him 2 obuluses.
I wish for selfchopping wood.
|
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
|
|
|
|
2020/04/02 15:19:50
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
|
|
Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
|
Granted! The self-chopping wood is so efficient it doesn't stop until the logs are reduced to sawdust.
I wish Adepticon wasn't cancelled this year. 
|
|
|
|
|
2020/04/02 15:29:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Stubborn Prosecutor
|
Granted. It became a massive vector for Coronavirus, leading to a massive lawsuit that closed down several games manufactuers including Games Workshop, Privateer Press, and O'Reilly.
I wish to shoot rays of joy from my fingers
|
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
|
|
|
|
2020/04/02 15:53:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Combat Jumping Rasyat
|
Granted, they cause paralytic joy via brain tumors.
I wish I could afford all the codexes to do an all the Eldar factions soup list.
|
|
|
|
|
2020/05/05 20:12:00
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
|
|
Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
|
Granted! But you've got no money left to purchase a single mini.
I wish nano-technology would terminate the Coronavirus with extreme prejudice.
|
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/05/06 03:07:13
|
|
|
|
|
2020/05/07 14:22:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Stubborn Prosecutor
|
Granted. It does so by removing the root problem: The presence of biological matter for it to infest.
I wish to Shake Hands With Danger
|
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
|
|
|
|
2020/05/07 22:15:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Terminator with Assault Cannon
|
Granted. You get to shake hands with Austin Powers... Danger is his middle name.... It's oddly sticky.
I wish a lifetime supply of snack cakes.
|
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
|
|
|
|
|
2020/05/10 20:09:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
|
Granted. You get one snack cake and choke to death on it.
I wish for more shrimp.
|
Trust in Iron and Stone  |
|
|
|
|
2020/05/11 07:35:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
|
granted, it's from vietnam, full off chemical agents and has mutated into shrimpzilla. It's still a shrimp tho so bon appetité.
I wish for rain so i don't have to wash my car.
|
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/05/11 07:36:13
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
|
|
|
|
2020/05/11 13:23:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Combat Jumping Rasyat
|
Granted, it’s a rain of burning thermite. The car is now so full of holes it’s only good for the scrap yard.
I wish the grocery store I work at had monkeys that flung poo at anyone wearing their mask improperly.
|
|
|
|
|
2020/05/12 02:11:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Terminator with Assault Cannon
|
Granted. You are promoted to the newly created position of Monkey Wrangler and have to clean up after them.
I wish for some Haagen Dazs.
|
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
|
|
|
|
|
2020/05/14 03:57:11
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
|
|
Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
|
Granted! You get their new, and not so popular flavor, Corona Viral Spiral.
I wish I had a private Island to chill on during this gakfest.
|
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/05/14 03:57:30
|
|
|
|
|
2020/05/20 18:10:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Stubborn Prosecutor
|
Granted, you only get electricity and running water while you are taking calls for walmart.com's customer escalation phone queue.
I wish for a free 1500 sq foot house
|
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
|
|
|
|
2020/05/25 22:53:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Terminator with Assault Cannon
|
Granted. It is constructed from 100 3'x5' rooms that are attached in such a way as to make a maze with random vertical and horizontal connections between segments. It also changes configuration at random intervals.
I wish I for a new car.
|
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
|
|
|
|
|
2020/06/17 13:37:04
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
|
|
Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
|
Granted! It's a Fiat Panda and it's full of clowns.
I wish I had some smoked salmon to go with the bagels we have in the house.
|
|
|
|
|
2020/07/03 13:52:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
|
Granted. There was a new smoked salmon shop to be opened in your area, but it got burned down.
I wish the new SM models were a bit more reasonable.
|
|
|
|
|
|
2020/07/06 10:18:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
|
Granted, now the moaning restarts that SM don't feel like SM.
I wish for free 40k rulebooks of decent quality.
|
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/07/06 10:18:27
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
|
|
|
|
2020/07/06 16:12:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Stubborn Prosecutor
|
Granted: https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Lw4o3USx1R8sU7cQ.pdf ,
You still have to pay for Matched Play Point values
I wish the CA state Coronavirus guidelines would mention gaming shops and their play centers explicitly instead of leaving us guessing.
|
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
|
|
|
|
2020/08/11 07:15:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
|
|
Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
|
Granted. The governments blame gamers for spreading coronavirus, and shops are closed forever.
I wish for a new job, that is not gakky.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Neutran Panzergrenadiers, 
Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, 
Order of the Silver Hand