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Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. There is, however, a chance the inside of your bags gets displaced or switched for different things, usually pieces of building rubble, scorpions, or squeaky adult toys.

I wish to be the Master of Birds.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut






Granted, you are now master of birds, but some don't like that, and a massive bird civil war begins, and the rebels overthrow you, it was worth a try I guess.

I wish to get a good card when I open a pack of magic cards.

Each clan represents a type of hobbyist:
Deathskulls are the people who can make armies from scraps,
Blood Axes are the ones who think about something called "taktics" before a game,
Evil Sunz are the speed painters, who crank out armies in a week,
Snakebites are the ones who either prefer old rules and models, and/or were there when they were created,
Badmoons are the ones with wealth, and can afford to buy an entire army from FW,
Goffs are the ones who play to fight,
and freebooterz are the rejected ones, the that guys, and cheaters of the hobby world, or even just 3d printer owners depending on who you ask.
 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but only the back of the card is a MTG card. The front are excellent cards from Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Digimon, and a number of Hentai card games you didn't know existed.

I wish for the power to successfully annex any real estate I want, just like the federal government.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. You can annex any land you desire. However, the Mineral Rights belong to me.

I wish my game room was cleaner.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut






Granted, and while we were at it we threw away all these tiny action figures that your too old for, as well as these toxic paints that you're too young for.

I wish it didn't always seem like it was night.

Each clan represents a type of hobbyist:
Deathskulls are the people who can make armies from scraps,
Blood Axes are the ones who think about something called "taktics" before a game,
Evil Sunz are the speed painters, who crank out armies in a week,
Snakebites are the ones who either prefer old rules and models, and/or were there when they were created,
Badmoons are the ones with wealth, and can afford to buy an entire army from FW,
Goffs are the ones who play to fight,
and freebooterz are the rejected ones, the that guys, and cheaters of the hobby world, or even just 3d printer owners depending on who you ask.
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. The day-night cycle is now completely randomized. with daytime changes occurring every 30 minutes. Now you can eat your lunch and go stargazing.

I wish cigarettes just stopped existing.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut






Granted, now people have started injecting nicotine into themselves to get a high, and other nicotine products still exist, although the pot smokers will have to start investing their weed.
(and stargazing right after eating lunch doesn't seem so bad)
I wish to have a raven familiar.

Each clan represents a type of hobbyist:
Deathskulls are the people who can make armies from scraps,
Blood Axes are the ones who think about something called "taktics" before a game,
Evil Sunz are the speed painters, who crank out armies in a week,
Snakebites are the ones who either prefer old rules and models, and/or were there when they were created,
Badmoons are the ones with wealth, and can afford to buy an entire army from FW,
Goffs are the ones who play to fight,
and freebooterz are the rejected ones, the that guys, and cheaters of the hobby world, or even just 3d printer owners depending on who you ask.
 
   
Made in us
Combat Jumping Rasyat





Palitine Il

Granted, every morning it pecks out your eyes in exchange for it’s service. Every night your eyes regrow as you sleep and every time the pain of having them pecked out gets worse. It’s also says rude things to anyone you meet.

I wish for EXTERMINATUS switch.
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. It makes a hilarious farting noise when you press it.

I wish to double my savings

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
 
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