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Made in ch
Warped Arch Heretic of Chaos





Granted, TV programms are even less suferable through the lack of prominent fodder for reality TV, otoh you just granted the world a new golden age of tele advertisement.

I wish for an automatical Nuln oil supply that does magically restock after use.

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 Daedalus81 wrote:

In the 41st millennium there is only overpriced hamberders.

 
   
Made in gb
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted, but it’s constantly dispensed straight into your eyes. All. The. Time.

Wish - Beer was cheaper, but just as lovely and conforming to the same safety and quality standards.

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Pfizer vaccine administered 13:40pm 18 Feb 21. Still no second head. 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You move over to Czechia. We have so much cheap beer you soon become an alcoholic. Just don't drink Gambrinus, it's on the same lever as Bud Light, cheap garbage beer.

I wish my country was a world superpower.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in gb
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. But it’s Earth’s superpower to be ignored by Frogs.

Wish. This second lockdown didn’t stop me seeing my lass and her girls for around four weeks.

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Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. The lockdown didn't stop you from seeing your lass and her girls. The police did, though, and jail bars keep you away from another attempt.

I wish I had a daughter.

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Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but she's in the Ukraine and the child support payments are brutal. She sends you pigeon heads in the mail, or maybe that's her mother - both want you dead.

I wish for some nice pumpkin butter

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


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Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

GRANTED! The packaging it comes in really racist tho.

I wish I could go to a rave party this weekend.
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. The inmates from the local asylum invite you to their "No Meds Weekend", and even send a vehicle to pick you up.

I wish for a good cheesesteak hoagie.

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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in gb
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. But it’s given to Kanye West to eat.

I wish for the gutter press to be magically compelled into truthful, cited reporting.

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Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted.... The truth is even worse than what they had been reporting.

I wish my dog would stop finding holes in the fence.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. I gave him the ability to fly, which pre-empted the need for hole-finding

I wish for an bottomless bag of Chik-Fil-A chicken sandwiches.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in gb
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. The bag is bottomless, and all your food just landed on a particularly vile, viscous and mustard yellow Dog Egg.

I wish Reality TV never existed in any way, shape or form.

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Regular Dakkanaut




Granted, but this means you was never born because your parents met each other in a TV shop.
I would be rich.

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The answer is inside you; but it is wrong. 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You will be rich, but you won't be for the next 60 years.

I wish I was a real Tech-Priest in modern days.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in gb
Renegade Kan Killin Orks






Northern Ireland

Granted but unfortunately every IT support request gets forwarded directly to the processor where your brain used to be and now you will never escape the voices of frustrated tech users no matter how often you suggest a hard reboot.

I wish for the ability to always find the Lego brick I'm looking for within four seconds.

   
Made in ch
Warped Arch Heretic of Chaos





Granted, however you also allways fund them under your bare foot. Especially the 1 slot corner pices.

I wish to know the definitive prices for GW Christmas boxes.

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 Daedalus81 wrote:

In the 41st millennium there is only overpriced hamberders.

 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






Granted, you discover that GW are in fact putting a price on just the box, and that there are several collectable ones to try to buy!

I wish for the ability to talk to shrimp.

12,300 points of Orks
9th W/D/L with Orks, 4/0/2
I am Thoruk, the Barbarian, Slayer of Ducks, and This is my blog!

I'm Selling Chaos Dwarves, Infinity, 40k, dystopian wars, UK based! 
   
Made in gb
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted, but it turns out their entire language is dedicated to calling you a speccy ginger tosspot*

I wish the wider human populace shared my deep appreciation for the various musical styles including and spun off from the Punk movement


*on the off chance this did describe you worryingly accurately, you have my sincere apologies, and I’ll gladly edit it.

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Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but you are now only into southern gospel rock.

I wish I could leave California today and not six months from now

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in gb
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. But you’re instantly deported back there, and have to life with Pauly Shore

I wish Hasbro would ensure better availability for G1 Transformer reissues, and work through all the original releases, at a reasonable price point, and in a way which means I too can partake without having to resort to scalpers.

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Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

Granted! But they use child slave labor to make them.

I wish it would snow...
   
Made in ch
Warped Arch Heretic of Chaos





Granted. You are transfered into the pre alps where i live. Sadly you will be forced to clear the snow every 6 Hours of the Thuja hedge with a gakky broom. Did i mention there's a lot of hedge to go around.


I wish for my municipality to salt the streets more.

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 Daedalus81 wrote:

In the 41st millennium there is only overpriced hamberders.

 
   
Made in gb
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. Unfortunately it’s just Creaky Billy One-Leg, with a salt shaker, 24 hours a day.

I wish people could just get over the Star Wars sequels.

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Pfizer vaccine administered 13:40pm 18 Feb 21. Still no second head. 
   
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Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, we've removed everything but the prequels from history. No one remembers them except yourself, however, the characters will come to you in your dreams every night and scream at you for what you did to them.

I wish for my apartment to double in size.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in it
Regular Dakkanaut




Granted, but it lost the connection to the gas network, to the electricity, to the sewage system, to the water supply, to the mobile phone network and you can't restore them.

I wish to be the owner of Games Workshop.

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The answer is inside you; but it is wrong. 
   
Made in gb
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. Unfortunately it’s just a web store you set up, and the real GW unleashes the legal team.

I wish the countries of the world would take climate change seriously, and agree a practical and effective way to halt and reverse it, without any damage to infrastructure.

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Made in it
Regular Dakkanaut




Granted.
They will be able to reverse the climate change, starting to mass produce the photobioreactors. Unfortunately this will have the same effect on the ecosystem the Azolla Event had: a mass extinction caused by an ice age.

I wish be a movie star.

P.S. Sorry for the immediate answer, but I couldn't help myself.

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The answer is inside you; but it is wrong. 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. You are now the star of choice for Hallmark Channel Movies. You are required by contract to film 35 Christmas movies in your first 3 months.

I wish my friend would stop dragging his feet on this move I am helping with.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in gb
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. His legs fall off, leaving him to drag his hips instead. You monster.

I wish Universal had tied Rick O’Connel into the Dark Universe, and hadn’t allowed Tom Cruise to ruin their would be franchise starter by turning it into another sad ego spank.

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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Rick starred and got great reviews, but the film was never released due to covid-closures.

I wish for an early spring.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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