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Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. You summoned Coily from his slumber early. He's come to teach your a lesson and wreak your mind:



I wish to avoid summoning any more elder gods

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted

You summon a younger God, the God of childish temper tantrums. It destroys the world when someone accidentally doesn’t say something nice about it.

I wish the only KFC in my town wasn’t really inaccessible, and relocate to its original position just the other end of the Pantiles, close to my current flat, without my own circumstances changing any.

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Combat Jumping Rasyat





Palitine Il

Granted you sick monster! There is now a convenient Kids Fermented in Citrus for you to frequent.

I wish for po-tay-ters.


Edit for autocowreck.

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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. You’re now also Gollum, and haven’t the foggiest what Taters are.

I wish woo peddlers and science denying idiots were properly called out and shamed.

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Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. Sciman Dan has been given a 1 hour program on BBC1, followed by a 1 hour Conspiracy Catz show. Rebroadcast on BBC2 two hours later.

I wish my roommates would order a proper round, thin crust, cut into wedges, New York style pizza instead of the bread with toppings crap they just ordered.

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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. The toppings are pineapple, anchovies, snot, scabs and herpes.

I wish Wars were settled by the leaders of the countries involved taking part in an American Gladiators/Gladiators final run thing. First one to finish judged to have won the war.

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Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

Granted! North Korea cheats & conquers the planet.

I wish to win today's Powerball...
   
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted!



I wish that in the next year or so, I win, outright, legally and without room for dispute, a healthy Euromillions lottery jackpot (around £100,000,000), and go on to open that sweet video game arcade I’ve got in mind that nothing horrible happens to and proves wildly popular.

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Warped Arch Heretic of Chaos





Granted.
Sadly the arcade becomes so popular that you get constantly harrased for interviews, further, the people have to queue half a mile and regularly have brawls in front of it.

I wish that it stops snowing, i can only so often throw it of my hedge!

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In the 41st millennium there is only overpriced hamberders.

 
   
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. It stops snowing. In the Alps. For two seconds.

I wish I had a pet dog. Something like a Labrador, all soft and silly.

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Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted... you get this dog...





I wish my roomies would be more quiet when I am sleeping.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. But only because they’ve become Ninjas in order to murder you to death by killing you until you’re not alive.

I wish Dance music hadn’t become so popular. Just up to the KLF, then the fad passing would’ve been ideal. At least then idiots in clapped out Ford Escorts would’ve been blasting music that didn’t suck.

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Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

Granted! It's been replaced with mumble rap.

I wish for an MDF board laser cutter...
   
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted it. It’s a laser cutter made purely from MDF. It’s effectiveness is debatable at best.

I wish George R R Martin had even the slightest inkling of how Game of Thrones is to conclude, and would get on with writing it.

Poor show runners. Not their fault the last few seasons were crap, given they were hired to adapt not invent a story.

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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. George decides to serialize the last book, with new chapters to be released every six months until the book is complete.

I wish for a new game from GW which has flawless rules and global acceptance.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in it
Regular Dakkanaut




Granted, but you will be run over by a truck, while you are going to buy that game.

I wish I am not always right.

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If the Imperial Truth were right, the Gods of Chaos shouldn't exist, but this means that they shouldn't had been able to corrupt Horus, so his heresy shouldn't had happened. But because the Horus Heresy happened, the Gods exist, then the Emperor of Mankind is truly our God, so he is infallible and this prove that the Imperial Truth is true. 
   
 
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