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Granted. You summoned Coily from his slumber early. He's come to teach your a lesson and wreak your mind:
I wish to avoid summoning any more elder gods
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
You summon a younger God, the God of childish temper tantrums. It destroys the world when someone accidentally doesn’t say something nice about it.
I wish the only KFC in my town wasn’t really inaccessible, and relocate to its original position just the other end of the Pantiles, close to my current flat, without my own circumstances changing any.
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Granted. Sciman Dan has been given a 1 hour program on BBC1, followed by a 1 hour Conspiracy Catz show. Rebroadcast on BBC2 two hours later.
I wish my roommates would order a proper round, thin crust, cut into wedges, New York style pizza instead of the bread with toppings crap they just ordered.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Granted. The toppings are pineapple, anchovies, snot, scabs and herpes.
I wish Wars were settled by the leaders of the countries involved taking part in an American Gladiators/Gladiators final run thing. First one to finish judged to have won the war.
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I wish that in the next year or so, I win, outright, legally and without room for dispute, a healthy Euromillions lottery jackpot (around £100,000,000), and go on to open that sweet video game arcade I’ve got in mind that nothing horrible happens to and proves wildly popular.
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Granted.
Sadly the arcade becomes so popular that you get constantly harrased for interviews, further, the people have to queue half a mile and regularly have brawls in front of it.
I wish that it stops snowing, i can only so often throw it of my hedge!
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units." Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?" Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?" GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!" Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH.
I wish my roomies would be more quiet when I am sleeping.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Granted. But only because they’ve become Ninjas in order to murder you to death by killing you until you’re not alive.
I wish Dance music hadn’t become so popular. Just up to the KLF, then the fad passing would’ve been ideal. At least then idiots in clapped out Ford Escorts would’ve been blasting music that didn’t suck.
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Granted. Unfortunately the price is you now have 27 heads, all of which bicker constantly, especially about whether squares or hexes are preferable, and your original head is rendered mute, so can only listen to the constant bickering. Oh, and your legs fall off.
I wish the boxed set of the original Romero zombie trilogy wasn’t marred by Night of the Living Dead being out of copyright, and thus some film school failure added entirely superfluous scenes, including a priest with bizarrely huge teeth.
I MEAN LOOK AT THEM.
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Granted, but because you haven't properly corrupted the previous wish, now you are a priest with bizarrely huge teeth and all the original Romero zombie trilogy is out of copyright.
granted. However, the figure is a one-off custom, that is not for sale, but used your most common opponent, silently taunting you every game you play against him.
i wish to finish my Pile of Shame, ie my stack of purchased but as yet unassembled models.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Coven of XVth 2000pts
The Blades of Ruin 2,000pts Watch Company Rho 1650pts
Granted, upon achieving the impossible the universe suffers instant and total negative space wedgie-ism creating a new universe where you must finish your self replicating pile of shame before you’re allowed to eat or sleep. And you’re immortal.
It’s Uluru. The UN wants to know what makes you think you have any legal claim to it.
I wish Jacob Rees Mogg’s hedge fund gets GameStopped, and he’s rendered beyond penniless, and nobody offers him help of any kind.
Granted, but unfortunately, without the influence of the Right Honourable Member for Northeast Somerset, and Leader of the House of Commons, the ERG turns even more Eurosceptic, to the point where they deny the existence of Europe at all, claiming it to be fake news and that the nearest land to the UK is the Sweden to the east and Morocco to the south. Despite nearly destroying the UK economy with this nonsense, they continue to be elected to parliament for decades to come.
i wish for a new car.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Coven of XVth 2000pts
The Blades of Ruin 2,000pts Watch Company Rho 1650pts
snurl wrote: Granted. You get a new car. Thanks to Covid, it's located in Sapporo, Japan. You'll have to go and pick it up yourself.
I wish i had bought some Gamestop stock last week.
Granted. But you did as part of a Hedgefund hoping to short it. Enjoy bankruptcy
I wish the tasty junk food from my yoof was still in production, and easily available in my local area for pocket friendly prices, with nothing preventing me from indulging when I fancy.
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snurl wrote: Granted. You get a new car. Thanks to Covid, it's located in Sapporo, Japan. You'll have to go and pick it up yourself.
I wish i had bought some Gamestop stock last week.
Granted. But you did as part of a Hedgefund hoping to short it. Enjoy bankruptcy
I wish the tasty junk food from my yoof was still in production, and easily available in my local area for pocket friendly prices, with nothing preventing me from indulging when I fancy.
granted. you gorge yourself on the treats of your childhood, unable to stop yourself, and are found many hours later, in a pile of grease, sugar and packaging, and rushed to hospital, having gained at least three different chronic conditions as a result of your excesses. Slanessh is mildly impressed.
I wish for the return of Warhammer Fantasy Battles.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Coven of XVth 2000pts
The Blades of Ruin 2,000pts Watch Company Rho 1650pts
Granted. It’s...it’s already happening. However, your wish is corrupted because every time you assemble an army, that Edge Lord shows up and burns it, to a hip-hop soundtrack because he’s just that hard and street and cool and hip and there’s certainly nobody laughing at him.
I wish I could be arsed to paint my armies.
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote: Granted. It’s...it’s already happening. However, your wish is corrupted because every time you assemble an army, that Edge Lord shows up and burns it, to a hip-hop soundtrack because he’s just that hard and street and cool and hip and there’s certainly nobody laughing at him.
I wish I could be arsed to paint my armies.
(yhea, wasnt my best idea for a wish)
granted, you gain great enthusiasm for painting models. However, you find your never satisfied with the standards of your painting, and spend almost every free hour labouring over your models, endlessly painting and repainting your collection without ever stopping to ever actually play with them
I wish i could think of more intresting and fun wish ideas for this thread.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Coven of XVth 2000pts
The Blades of Ruin 2,000pts Watch Company Rho 1650pts