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2007/02/08 17:15:46
Subject: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Madrak Ironhide
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2007/02/08 17:42:41
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
In your house, rummaging through your underwear drawer
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Man, oh man, I hate those fancy lads!
I would be totally sold if it weren't for the stubby guns.
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"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow"~Oscar Wilde |
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2007/02/08 19:20:57
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Plastictrees
Amongst the Stars, In the Night
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All ones needs is a wee bit of brass tubing and stubby guns no more! Thank god these don't come out until May or I'd be in complete financial ruin before the month is out.
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2007/02/08 19:46:33
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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This whole May hold up is really messing with my pirate-ninjas plans.
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2007/02/09 11:05:59
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Madrak Ironhide
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Just hire dinosaurs, and you have the perfect counter.
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2007/02/09 12:17:11
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
Up your nose with a rubber hose.
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These pipes are clean!!!!
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"Elusive has a bloodhound like capacity for finding hugely ugly minis." - tortoise |
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2007/02/09 13:47:59
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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There are monkeys howling outside. I must ask how one geos about getting a pet one out here.
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2007/02/09 14:08:37
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
In your house, rummaging through your underwear drawer
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In Sri Lanka, Monkeys have pet you!
As a person with three years experience working in a zoo with monkeys, I can safely tell you that they really don't like being stared at. They hate it.
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"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow"~Oscar Wilde |
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2007/02/09 14:17:32
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Foul Dwimmerlaik
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that and they suck as pets.
really. You may think its cute, but monkeys really do make the worst pets imaginable unless you dedicate oodles of time to it.
that and they are destructive. Monkeys and minis (much like cats) dont mix.
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2007/02/09 14:17:56
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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RogueSangre
The Cockatrice Malediction
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Posted By pnweerar on 02/09/2007 6:47 PM
There are monkeys howling outside. I must ask how one geos about getting a pet one out here.
Well, what I do is first I lure monkeys into my apartment with bananas. Then they fall through a trapdoor into my secret lair where they undergo extensive Monkey Torture.
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2007/02/09 14:36:03
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Clousseau
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I just realized that the WM pirates include monkeys and robots. Pirates, monkeys and robots. Add Alexia for zombies and you have the perfect combination.
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Guinness: for those who are men of the cloth and football fans, but not necessarily in that order.
I think the lesson here is the best way to enjoy GW's games is to not use any of their rules.--Crimson Devil |
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2007/02/09 15:06:18
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Plastictrees
Amongst the Stars, In the Night
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All that's missing are ninjas, something I'm sure PP will either rectify in the coming months. Unless, that is, they refuse to put their mortal diametrically opposed enemies into their product range. It is Privateer Press, after all, not Ninjitsu Press.
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2007/02/09 16:20:48
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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40kenthus
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Wait for some Skorne assasins Nyarly then we will be able to have the pirate vs zombie vs ninja battle we dreamed of in our youth.
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Only now do I realize how much I prefer Pete Haines' "misprints" to Gav Thorpe's "brainfarts." :Abadabadoobaddon |
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2007/02/09 16:32:10
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Madrak Ironhide
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You need a yellow hat.
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2007/02/09 17:08:14
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
In your house, rummaging through your underwear drawer
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That's what this range needs, a rootin' tootin' zombie ninja monkey! That would be more awesome than Bea Arthur feeding me pickled herring in a California Highway Patrol uniform while Journey plays in the background. Way more awesome than that.
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2007/02/09 19:00:37
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Dakka Veteran
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There are monkeys howling outside. I must ask how one geos about getting a pet one out here.
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2007/02/09 22:27:51
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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<wayward sigh> Bea Arthur in a CHP uniform <again wayward sigh> Dare I to dream?
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I heart SYR 8766
For all your bravado, if the US Army decided to invade, Wisconsin is it?, in force supported by a heavy bombing campaign for the month before, weeks of shelling from battleships on Lake Superior, and a full tank thrust (crushing the cows beneath the treads), I don't think that your .22 is going to make much of a difference really... Asmodai (my new hero)
At some point these sorts of decision-making skills lump you into the same camp as the Lehman Brothers, the White Star Line shipping company, and mothers who smoke during pregnancy. ---Sour Clams |
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2007/02/09 23:31:54
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Hey Jester, do upset monkeys throw poo. Or is that an urban(rural) myth?
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2007/02/10 01:04:56
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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RogueSangre
The Cockatrice Malediction
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Posted By Orlanth on 02/10/2007 4:31 AM
Hey Jester, do upset monkeys throw poo. Or is that an urban(rural) myth?
Of course they do. Doesn't everybody?
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2007/02/10 04:05:39
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Madrak Ironhide
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Not me. I don't have to be upset.
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2007/02/10 04:23:05
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Sneaky Lictor
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Obligatory link to the ultimate video every!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_QsCXm1vrk
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2007/02/10 04:54:17
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Madrak Ironhide
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Hehehe...this one isn't as cool, but I still like it. Robot kung fu
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2007/02/10 04:59:08
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Clousseau
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Posted By nyarlathotep667 on 02/09/2007 8:06 PM
All that's missing are ninjas, something I'm sure PP will either rectify in the coming months. Unless, that is, they refuse to put their mortal diametrically opposed enemies into their product range. It is Privateer Press, after all, not Ninjitsu Press.
Well, there are plenty of almost ninjas (Eiryss, Croe's Cutthroats, half the Orboros list, Totem Hunter). It's only a matter of time before they introduce some Skorne Solo who is truly a ninja.
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Guinness: for those who are men of the cloth and football fans, but not necessarily in that order.
I think the lesson here is the best way to enjoy GW's games is to not use any of their rules.--Crimson Devil |
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2007/02/10 12:28:53
Subject: RE: [WM] Excuse me, sir. Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
In your house, rummaging through your underwear drawer
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Posted By Orlanth on 02/10/2007 4:31 AM
Hey Jester, do upset monkeys throw poo. Or is that an urban(rural) myth?
They do. But if you keep their enclosures clean, there is no poo to throw. Truth be told, most monkeys (baboons, macaques) can rip your face off if they want to, so it isn't really a good idea to taunt them.
Luckily they can be outwitted with superior intellect, and failing that, can be placated with monkey chow. The monkey chow gambit unfortunately does not work for the prosimians (lemurs), who seem to be preternaturally aware, and take appropriate (for them) measures. These include scratching and biting and yes, throwing their excreta. But enough about monkeys.
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