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2010/06/14 20:08:08
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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ooh a conspiracy...
or it had a complicated arsey name, and he couldnt remember it off the top of his head.
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2010/06/15 03:19:27
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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well he just said a virus....in his blood. and it wasn't good. so we just have to hope for the best for our good friend Dark!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/15 09:13:32
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Commissar NIkev wrote:well he just said a virus....in his blood. and it wasn't good. so we just have to hope for the best for our good friend Dark!
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2010/06/15 09:40:46
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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Blood virus's eh?
Sounds like you got bitten by a zombie 
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2010/06/15 10:26:31
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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ghosty wrote:Blood virus's eh?
Sounds like you got bitten by a zombie
Open your front door. -moan-
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2010/06/16 09:15:43
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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Ehhh!
*loads shotgun*
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2010/06/16 09:24:01
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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*kicks down your door ninja-zombie style* *Loads twin 'nade launchers*
"Raaarrr!"
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2010/06/16 21:58:56
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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indeeds
Maybe you should be reloading said grenade launchers first though 
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2010/07/04 01:39:40
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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I quote:
"All we wanna do is eat your brains!"
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2010/07/04 03:19:59
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:I quote:
"All we wanna do is eat your brains!"
We're not unreasonable, I
mean no one gonna eat your eyes.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/04 07:42:05
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:I quote:
"All we wanna do is eat your brains!"
We're not unreasonable, I
mean no one gonna eat your eyes.
we dont need to eat them, pelvic thrusting should blind them all the better
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 08:24:03
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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What's this conversation about again? And I can't decide what to do with this thread. :/ Edit: Just read the conversation again
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/04 08:25:34
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2010/07/04 08:42:09
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:What's this conversation about again? And I can't decide what to do with this thread. :/
Edit: Just read the conversation again
wait, what were we talking about anyway? oh well, so dark, what are we going to do today?
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 08:45:54
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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shas'o vera wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:What's this conversation about again? And I can't decide what to do with this thread. :/
Edit: Just read the conversation again
wait, what were we talking about anyway? oh well, so dark, what are we going to do today?
Dunno 'bout you, but I'm gonna play some vid games, eat breakfast, have a shower, do homework, paint some marines.. normal stuff.
Well that was wierd 
I might have to retire to the position of DM for this RP, but seeing as how most of the players won't even remember this thread.. -epic sigh-
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2010/07/04 08:49:18
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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wait, marines? those better not be the damn sparkle marines....
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 08:52:15
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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sparkle marines?
I play crimson fists. And now that my friend plays orks (he got bored of me trashing his 'crons EVERY game) I'm quite enjoying Pedro Kantor's aura of awesomeness as I call it.
+1 attack to everyone within 12" ftw!
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2010/07/04 08:56:46
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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sparkle marines...... i'll give you a hint, deep striking land raiders....
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 09:17:18
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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nipple armour!
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2010/07/04 09:25:23
Subject: Re:[40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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The shuttle docked with a clang, and Jervold swore, jumping in his seat. He hated it when they did that; it always felt like a giant had kicked the shuttle. Gently, he unbuckled himself from the seat, and swayed awkwardly down to the disembarkation ramp. He stopped, nodded to the officer there, and handed him a button. Then he moved on, leaving the confused man to make his own decision as to what to do with it.
"Hello? Does anyone know what I should do now?"
The staff passing him by just shrugged, and walked on.
"oh, okay then."
Jervold decided that there was only one course of action. The cafeteria on this place must be properly scouted and reviewed, as if he was to be stationed here, he wanted to know he would get a good meal. With that objective clearly in mind, Jervold sauntered on, grinning at some of the passers-by.
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2010/07/04 10:25:03
Subject: Re:[40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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2010/07/04 10:25:58
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:nipple armour!
 well, all those power fists would be good for something at last...
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 10:28:16
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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They already ARE good for something: powerfisting nobz!
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2010/07/04 10:30:39
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:They already ARE good for something: powerfisting nobz!
i am so sure you meant to say Sob's...
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 10:52:06
Subject: [40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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shas'o vera wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:They already ARE good for something: powerfisting nobz!
i am so sure you meant to say Sob's...
either way marines win 
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2010/07/04 15:35:38
Subject: Re:[40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN"T WAIT FOR THE HOT GUARD GIRLS TO START DANCEN!!!!!!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/04 17:57:06
Subject: Re:[40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN"T WAIT FOR THE HOT GUARD GIRLS TO START DANCEN!!!!!!
Seconded, old boy.
*sips coffee in a top hat and monocle.*
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2010/07/04 19:40:58
Subject: Re:[40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN"T WAIT FOR THE HOT GUARD GIRLS TO START DANCEN!!!!!!
Seconded, old boy.
*sips coffee in a top hat and monocle.*
i third it with motion of my own.....
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 20:05:25
Subject: Re:[40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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NEW CHARACTER! She's an NPC controlled by me from now on, as I recede to the position of DM, along with my Inquisitor, who is now also becoming an " npc" in a way. Profile: Name: Varna Homeworld: Volcarth - Hive/Manufactorum World Career: Guardsman Rank: Lieutenant Gender: Female Build: Wiry and svelte Skin Color: Fair Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Brown Age: 26 Hive Class (before conscription): Middle Hive Motto: If a job is worth doing it is worth dying for. Notes: She has a bullet wound scar on her stomach. Bio: Her mother's name is Jarra who owns a tavern in one of the upper levels of Hive City Martyr's home, and her father's name is Frak. He is also in the Imperial guard, and is the commander of an elite veteran squad of Guardsmen. She has two sisters, Salomis and Hazael, and they live with their mother and help to run the tavern. Skills: command, driving, swimming, climbing, surviving, fighting with ranged weapons, fighting with hand-to-hand weapons, fieldcraft, reading and writing, speaks a good standard of Imperial Gothic. Weapons and equipment: she wears flak armour, carries frag and krak grenades, combat blade, autopistol, autogun. Hehe.
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2010/07/08 18:57:09
Subject: Re:[40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Everything is going just as planned, thought Cerobius. They squander about, chasing that mewling Assassin, which is only delaying their real purpose of being there. It matters not anyway, one stripling of an Inquisitor and his rag-tag retinue are no match for what is to come.
"Lord Bael!"
The call brought Cerobius out of his thought. The hulking, ten foot figure did not turn, but simply continued to stare into the warp screen showing him the planet of Volcarth.
"What is it, Santos?" he replied, in his deep and powerful voice.
"Shall we strike? We could crush them now! That planet is no ma-uargh" the Lieutenant was cut off, as Cerobius spun round and gripped him by the throat, and lifted him a metre off the ground.
"You dare doubt me? You are but a miserable lackey, begon from my sight!" he shouted, the words coming out of the vox-unit in his millenia old helm. The hulking figure threw Santos down, the power-armoured figure sliding across the metal floor with the painful shriek of metal scraping on metal.
Cerooobiusss, you are quick to damage my playthinggssss!
Cerobius Bael did not respond to the voice, meerly turned, looking back at the shifting 'screen', the comforting noises of the shifting flesh-walls of the cavern and the sound of Santos retreating out of his master's chamber.
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2010/08/15 17:15:29
Subject: Re:[40k RPG] The Cult of Volcarth [Inquisition Roleplay]
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Anyone still interested in this thread? If not, it'll go the way of Lords of Chaos..
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Waaagh! Gorskar = 2050pts
Iron Warriors VII Company = 1850pts
Fjälnir Ironfist's Great Company = 1800pts
Guflag's Mercenary Ogres = 2000pts
