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Slaanesh, BDSM is so underrated.

I would worship all but one. I dont wanna be undivided. Abbadon has a dumb hairdo.
1. Khorne, I like how he is one of the only 2 gods with their own daemon prince
2. Nurgle, you cant feel pain if he blesses you. + He has a daemon prince
3. Tzeentch, only cause I dont like pink.
4. Malal, If only he could work with others

HATED:
Slaanesh, equivalent of a drunk highschool girl

I'd have to say Tzeentch, for a few reasons. First of all, yeah, Nurgle loves his followers, but I don't think any of the other Chaos God's hate their own. They just arn't as open with their affection With Tzeentch, you get a chance to progress, maybe learn the powers of the warp, gain Daemonhood, as long as you do as he wishes. I don't see many doing that for Khorne, because most get killed trying to be heroes. Nurgle's guys are just content to be fat/gross/loved. I think Slaneesh's followers don't have as much discipline, and are less inclined to progress.

Because Im so sexy Slaanesh. Also like that they are so fast... in game.

Slannesh. Party hard and die a gorgeous cocaine death in a tangle of sweaty hookers who reek of sin and herpes.

crocodoom wrote:I would worship all but one. I dont wanna be undivided. Abbadon has a dumb hairdo.
1. Khorne, I like how he is one of the only 2 gods with their own daemon prince
2. Nurgle, you cant feel pain if he blesses you. + He has a daemon prince
3. Tzeentch, only cause I dont like pink.
4. Malal, If only he could work with others

HATED:
Slaanesh, equivalent of a drunk highschool girl

What's wrong with a drunk high-school girl

P.S., before anyone thinks I am pedo-bear incarnate, I am in high-school.

They all have Daemon Princes, so I assume you mean model-wise?

And I like Malal specifically because he CANT work with others.


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Shadowbrand wrote:Slannesh. Party hard and die a gorgeous cocaine death in a tangle of sweaty hookers who reek of sin and herpes.

+5

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

coast_guard wrote:SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

BLOOD FOR THE SKULL GOD, THRONES FOR THE BLOOD SKULL!

uhhhhh.....I think I messed that up...whatevs, lol.

Basically these are the choices.

Slaanesh=Sex for all eternity

Khorne=Smash, cut, maim, burn, and blow stuff up for all eternity

Nurgle=Be sick for all eternity

Tzeentch=not understand your orders, ever.

coast_guard wrote:


Khorne=Smash, cut, maim, burn, and blow stuff up for all eternity

What more could one want? Sex, is a temporary feeling and reward, even with Slannesh. But the martial pride, appreciation of your patron? The glory of battle? This is something that is forever in your own memory and those of your comrades and survivors of your conquests!

Martial pride? Appreciation of your patron?.... That does not sound like Khorne at all.

Glory of battle... sure. But basically Khorne wants you to kill all and revel in the bloodshed... there should be no memory of your comrades.. as they will be slaughtering just as you, and if you have survivors you have failed your god. He does not appreciate you, he appreciates the blood and skulls... not you.

You want a Chaos god who appreciates and loves you, you go Nurgle.

Martial pride, and seeking perfection in combat is Slaanesh's province... it is not all about sex and drugs... it is any extreme sensation or perfection of an art. (And combat can be an art all its own.)

sekerra wrote:Martial pride? Appreciation of your patron?.... That does not sound like Khorne at all.

Glory of battle... sure. But basically Khorne wants you to kill all and revel in the bloodshed... there should be no memory of your comrades.. as they will be slaughtering just as you, and if you have survivors you have failed your god. He does not appreciate you, he appreciates the blood and skulls... not you.

You want a Chaos god who appreciates and loves you, you go Nurgle.

Martial pride, and seeking perfection in combat is Slaanesh's province... it is not all about sex and drugs... it is any extreme sensation or perfection of an art. (And combat can be an art all its own.)

I might be thinking a more Fantasy Khorne, but still, i know slannesh isnt all sex and drugs, but a selfish pleasure.

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

sekerra wrote:Martial pride? Appreciation of your patron?.... That does not sound like Khorne at all.

Glory of battle... sure. But basically Khorne wants you to kill all and revel in the bloodshed... there should be no memory of your comrades.. as they will be slaughtering just as you, and if you have survivors you have failed your god. He does not appreciate you, he appreciates the blood and skulls... not you.

You want a Chaos god who appreciates and loves you, you go Nurgle.

Martial pride, and seeking perfection in combat is Slaanesh's province... it is not all about sex and drugs... it is any extreme sensation or perfection of an art. (And combat can be an art all its own.)

I might be thinking a more Fantasy Khorne, but still, i know slannesh isnt all sex and drugs, but a selfish pleasure.

Yeah Khorne always seemed a bit different in fantasy... though I was not as big a fan of slaanesh there... preferred my skaven vermin hordes.

All the Chaos gods save nurgle are a bit lacking on their appreciation for any period of time.... who would guess... they are chaotic in affection.

I would try to embody all four

*the combat prowess of khorne.
*the wisdom of tzeentch.
*the immunity of nurgle.
*the sensuality of slaanesh.

I would also love to have a pretty-man body like griffith from berserk, a seemingly infallible appearance, I would work my way up, and hopefully become emperor........ then, after the people are comfortable with me being emperor and I have their trust and faith, I would betray them for my own means. I would see to it that those who despised chaos would ultimately suffer for my pleasure... because I'm not a bad guy, I just know what I want.

Tl;dr: I'm a psycho

oooh... How could I forget Malal. I'd totally work under Malal. Actually, I kinda had a funny thought, If the Outsider (C'tan) were in tune with the warp, would he be considered a Chaos God since he is unofficially considered to be the Lord of Insanity?

Slaanesh, the most sophisticated of the chaos gods. Of course this decision was made for me by one of my older brothers years ago.

It seems his idea of a fair trade was, he takes my fully painted Ork army. An army consisting of over 100 models and replaces it with 6 Emperor's Children marines and a copy of slaves to darkness.

100 orks was a nice sized army back in first edition. Both my brothers regretted me having the Emperor's Children after I added quite allot to the 6 marines I was left with.

Been a traitor legionnaire since, and have never looked back.