Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
Times and dates in your local timezone.
Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now.
halonachos wrote:I just love the fact that silly and scrazza are talking about skanking, totally different meanings which allows it to be fething hilarious.
You dare to mock us. -shakes fist- (But yes the different meanings make it awesome, even more that not everyone understands english and so keep calling eachother skankers and feel kewl about it..)
But, skanking IS kewl.
sure, I believe you (No I don't, Muhahahaha.)
Oh and went to a seminar of safety-managment today and one of the guestspeakers came from Hoboken it was some kind of recycling firm.
You'd better believe me. Or I'll skank you.
Hoboken just has a good collection of awesome, yet usseless people.
FITZZ wrote:Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.
I'm 45, have been playing GW games of one type or another for 20 years and I seriously object to the pedo generalization. If the girl hasn't made her own way in the world for long enough to pay for her own big fake boobies, I'm not interested. By the way, if you're not moshing, you should just sit the hell down.
warpcrafter wrote:I'm 45, have been playing GW games of one type or another for 20 years and I seriously object to the pedo generalization. If the girl hasn't made her own way in the world for long enough to pay for her own big fake boobies, I'm not interested. By the way, if you're not moshing, you should just sit the hell down.
warpcrafter wrote:I'm 45, have been playing GW games of one type or another for 20 years and I seriously object to the pedo generalization. If the girl hasn't made her own way in the world for long enough to pay for her own big fake boobies, I'm not interested. By the way, if you're not moshing, you should just sit the hell down.
Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.
he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)
How old are they? I'm curious....
My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.
GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.
he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)
How old are they? I'm curious....
My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.
GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...
...I hear you Frazz, I try to remain calm and rational...but..every time I see a little boy get within ten feet of my Daughter...I am overcome with the urge to punt them across the parking lot...I realize she's growing up...and I know there's going to be "boyfriends"...but...I'll be greeting each young man while I'm cleaning my guns..
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!" ...I actually teared up a bit.
he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)
How old are they? I'm curious....
My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20) My Son is almost 10.
GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...
...I hear you Frazz, I try to remain calm and rational...but..every time I see a little boy get within ten feet of my Daughter...I am overcome with the urge to punt them across the parking lot...I realize she's growing up...and I know there's going to be "boyfriends"...but...I'll be greeting each young man while I'm cleaning my guns..
And what if the possible 'boyfriend' is a fervent COD player, and takes serious interest on your ellaborated collection of guns?
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/03/24 21:48:58
Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.
he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)
How old are they? I'm curious....
My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.
GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...
...I hear you Frazz, I try to remain calm and rational...but..every time I see a little boy get within ten feet of my Daughter...I am overcome with the urge to punt them across the parking lot...I realize she's growing up...and I know there's going to be "boyfriends"...but...I'll be greeting each young man while I'm cleaning my guns..
come now fitzz, remember what it is like to be the bloke rumbled by the girl you are atop of's father coming come from work early?
Indeed I do...which is why I'm worried...I was one of those young boys that most Fathers wanted to shoot...and I have a disturbing feeling that Karma...or cosmic justice...or what have you...is going to bite me right in the butt.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Indeed I do...which is why I'm worried...I was one of those young boys that most Fathers wanted to shoot...and I have a disturbing feeling that Karma...or cosmic justice...or what have you...is going to bite me right in the butt.
Indeed I do...which is why I'm worried...I was one of those young boys that most Fathers wanted to shoot...and I have a disturbing feeling that Karma...or cosmic justice...or what have you...is going to bite me right in the butt.
Wait, how long til she's legal?
Most def j/k
...Cannerus...as much as I like you...and as much as I find myself in agreement with you on many views...
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Then I shall.... avoid that situation by sticking to girls in my age group.
I'm usually cleaning my guns whenever a girl comes over and they leave right away. I'm still waiting for Mrs. 'pulls out a deagle' in that situation. Either that or a woman who can fire a mosin-nagant 15 rounds in a row without crying.
Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.
he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)
How old are they? I'm curious....
My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.
GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...
...I hear you Frazz, I try to remain calm and rational...but..every time I see a little boy get within ten feet of my Daughter...I am overcome with the urge to punt them across the parking lot...I realize she's growing up...and I know there's going to be "boyfriends"...but...I'll be greeting each young man while I'm cleaning my guns..
I hope I have girls for two reasons:
1) I get to torture the boyfriends
2) Girls usually get along great with their fathers.
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/03/25 03:22:19
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.
he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)
How old are they? I'm curious....
My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.
GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...
...I hear you Frazz, I try to remain calm and rational...but..every time I see a little boy get within ten feet of my Daughter...I am overcome with the urge to punt them across the parking lot...I realize she's growing up...and I know there's going to be "boyfriends"...but...I'll be greeting each young man while I'm cleaning my guns..
I hope I have girls for two reasons:
1) I get to torture the boyfriends
2) Girls usually get along great with their fathers.
Where's the rest of that pumpkin episode? You left it at suspenseful part and now I want to see the rest of it.
Part 1...yeah that's a plus...
Part 2..Girls get along with their Fathers so long as Daddy's princess is getting what she want's....trust me...tell them you don't want them to wear a certian sort of clothes...or tell them they can't go see a particular movie...or any of a hundred other things and watch how fast Daddy's little princess turns on you..
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Where's the rest of that pumpkin episode? You left it at suspenseful part and now I want to see the rest of it.
It's Castle Season 2 Episode 6: Vampire Weekend
FITZZ wrote: @ Slarg...
Part 1...yeah that's a plus...
Part 2..Girls get along with their Fathers so long as Daddy's princess is getting what she want's....trust me...tell them you don't want them to wear a certian sort of clothes...or tell them they can't go see a particular movie...or any of a hundred other things and watch how fast Daddy's little princess turns on you..
That's why you have to be stealthy about it: Burn the cloths when they aren't looking and then say you "misplaced" them in the laundry. As for the movie, it depends on which one.
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
darkkt wrote:In my day, we didnt have fancy voting on forums. (Nearly 36)
What do ya mean...in MY day the closest we had to Home computers was a light bright and a speak and spell...maybe watching old re-runs of Star Trek...and we liked it that way....
If we had a problem with someone...we punched 'em in the nose...none of that "blocked user" stuff for us...and it was great...we loved it.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Blood Rouges 10K+
Hive Fleet Unyielding 5.5k
