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2011/06/17 00:00:42
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
Right behind you. No, really.
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He knows Rihanna's name.
According to the song, even SHE doesn't know it.
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2011/06/17 00:29:33
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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He once had his appendex remove..three days later it broke out of the hospital and stared a promising career on armageddon .
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your plasma weapon may be used as an explosive device in case of emergency 
Welcome to the internet, and specifically a gaming forum.
If your choice of game is not made in a blood oath that can only be broken by a quest and vow made with the most overwrought dramatics, then you aren't doing it right. -curran12 |
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2011/06/17 18:25:38
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sacrifice to the Dark Gods
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He once knocked Leman Russ K.O. with one hit.
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2011/06/17 18:28:15
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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He once said hi to the big E
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2011/06/17 18:46:13
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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he drinks 6L necrotoxins for breakfast, he has a good DE supplier
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Remember when it comes to 40k Fluff
[Sing]
If you are wondering how he eats and breaths
And other science facts....
Just repeat to yourself; "It's just a show".
"I should really just relax".
[/Sing]
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2011/06/17 22:22:46
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Fresh-Faced New User
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He once met Bjorn the Fell-Handed, and received compliments on his firm handshake.
His fists were FAQed to give +3 attacks.
He once met Charlie Sheen, and shot him for being a tiger-blooded mutant.
Mat Ward called him over-the-top.
People once asked him how to correctly make the sign of the Aquilla. He showed them.
Grey Knights have Preferred Enemy against him, but he's not a Daemon.
Slaanesh wears a spirit stone to protect itself from him.
He once read the Terminus Decree, and thought that it was worse than Battle for the Abyss.
He once put on terminator armor, and then got into a rhino.
For his running checks, he rolls 2D6, takes the highest, and then moves 7 inches.
His model measures line of sight from your eye level.
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2011/06/17 23:47:11
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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enemy fire has to take a leadership test to see if it hits
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/17 23:47:30
your plasma weapon may be used as an explosive device in case of emergency
Welcome to the internet, and specifically a gaming forum.
If your choice of game is not made in a blood oath that can only be broken by a quest and vow made with the most overwrought dramatics, then you aren't doing it right. -curran12 |
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2011/06/18 03:42:44
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Hellacious Havoc
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He gave birth to the Emperor.
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2011/06/18 03:48:50
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
Brisbane
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Hytanthas wrote:He gave birth to the Emperor.
Now that IS interesting!
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2011/06/18 08:05:44
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Resourceful Gutterscum
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He once fell alseep in a Dreadnought.
He once got possessed just to see how it felt.
Nurgle calls him dirty,Khorne thinks he needs anger management,He outwitted Tzeentch ∞ times,Slaneesh called local authori- I mean daemons on him for disturbing the peace.
The Sisters of Battle make Sandwiches for him daily
You can't field him for his power level is over 9000
He "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNED" Michael Kelso
The Horus Heresy was fought over who got to be his right hand man
He is the missing Primarch
He once and for all killed Lucius The Eternal
He shoved his foot up Red Forman's ass
He killed the director of That 80's Show
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Hail The God Emperor of Mankind! For without him there is nothing!
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2011/06/18 08:06:18
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Guaiwu wrote:Hytanthas wrote:He gave birth to the Emperor.
Now that IS interesting!
Yep, Jim impregnated him. 
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2011/06/18 08:32:48
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Terrifying Doombull
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He knowns ALL the Sabaton lyrics, both the released and unreleased. In fact he wrothe them all
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2011/06/18 08:35:18
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Trondheim wrote:He knowns ALL the Sabaton lyrics, both the released and unreleased. In fact he wrothe them all
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2011/06/18 11:39:25
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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He can speak braille - fluently.
He is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
He slept with your girlfriend, and you bragged about it.
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purplefood wrote:It's an army of a hellish dystopian state where they are forced to fight some of the most terrifying creatures mankind has ever seen, in the name of a god-emperor that might not even be alive, under commanders that do not care whether they live or die... what do you think? But hey laser guns!
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2011/06/18 11:41:21
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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And he did with yours
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2011/06/18 11:58:39
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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....and then I bragged about it 
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purplefood wrote:It's an army of a hellish dystopian state where they are forced to fight some of the most terrifying creatures mankind has ever seen, in the name of a god-emperor that might not even be alive, under commanders that do not care whether they live or die... what do you think? But hey laser guns!
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2011/06/19 17:28:34
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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he loves going round to pappa nurgles for tea to try out his deliciously new recipes
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Remember when it comes to 40k Fluff
[Sing]
If you are wondering how he eats and breaths
And other science facts....
Just repeat to yourself; "It's just a show".
"I should really just relax".
[/Sing]
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2011/06/19 18:13:47
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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He matt ward wont right about him.(he's scared).
he has his own codex written by him.
he drinks vodka and spits acid.
he thought that krieg is a nice world.
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starcraft tries to copy him.
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's." 
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2011/06/19 18:17:27
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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samtheking wrote:He drinks acid and spits vodka.
Fixed.
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2011/06/19 18:52:43
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Big Fat Gospel of Menoth
The other side of the internet
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He once fought alongside grey knights. They killed themselves afterward to keep him secret.
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RAGE
Be sure to use logic! Avoid fallacies whenever possible.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies |
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2011/06/19 19:09:01
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Frothing Warhound of Chaos
Iisalmi
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He wrote every book in Black Library.
He is the Hive Mind.
He gave Nurgle AIDS.
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2011/06/19 19:38:27
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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hes the only other human other than norma to understand the mathmatics behind frank herberts fold space drive :3 he is also Omnius and ermius, the evermind and the ever thinker
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Remember when it comes to 40k Fluff
[Sing]
If you are wondering how he eats and breaths
And other science facts....
Just repeat to yourself; "It's just a show".
"I should really just relax".
[/Sing]
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2011/06/20 05:10:58
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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He passed Gandalf.
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purplefood wrote:It's an army of a hellish dystopian state where they are forced to fight some of the most terrifying creatures mankind has ever seen, in the name of a god-emperor that might not even be alive, under commanders that do not care whether they live or die... what do you think? But hey laser guns!
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2011/06/20 05:21:15
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
In The depths of a Tomb World, placing demo charges.
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Doop Dude wrote:He passed Gandalf.
That sounds painful.
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2011/06/20 15:28:25
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate
In my den, with my cubs.
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He has summarily executed the chaos gods three times. We are now on the fourth lot.
He once executed three baneblade tanks with a single laspistol shot.
He once performed exterminatus with his little toe.
He once slapped the emperor, and the echoes of the blow in warpspace ripped the primarchs out of existance in various ways. Horus lies! 
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Omegus wrote:With Chaos, Tzeench would probably turn your hands, feet and face into scrotums, complete with appropriate nerve endings. Then Khorne would force you and all your friends to fight to the death using your new scrotal appendages. Once they get tired of that, you get tossed to Slaanesh who <censored by order of the Inquisition>, until you finally end up in Nurgle's clutches and he uses you as a loofah.
40k blog, focusing on sisters, space wolves, orks, and sections of others, but branching out more completely in time: Wulfvir's 40k blog |
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2011/06/20 16:39:03
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Rooted to the Chair
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He treats Khorne as his Blood Dog.
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2011/06/20 20:06:20
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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He laughed and a bloodletter pooped his pants.
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He dosent have a armor save(+1 invulnerable) he goes to kill heretics naked.
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's."
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2011/06/20 20:15:46
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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He keeps Slaanesh as a sex slave.
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2011/06/20 21:08:32
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Fixture of Dakka
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Don't have anything to say other than great thread guys, keep up the good work.
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2011/06/21 13:31:01
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Spawn of Chaos
Nederland, Texas
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If you kill him in melee you must make a leadership test... for losing.
When he Deep Strikes, buildings three tables behind you collapse.
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