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**BlapBlapBlap**

I'd kick it into the road and say that somebody had locked a child in there. Hilarity ensues as I make my escape.

What if regular eggs were replaced with Creme Eggs?

**The_mini_painter**

Then omelettes would be even tastier!

What if you where playing an apoc game (10,000 points) for pink slips with a beautifully painted army and you lost?

**snurl**

Then some dice would be getting microwaved directly afterwards.

What if Tau were any good?

**Trondheim**

What if I won the Nobel peace prize?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then you'd actually answer the last what if.

What if I was funny?

**Trondheim**

DOH! sorry about that.

Then I would need to make you my rival!

What if I bame lord of DakkaDakka

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then I'll be afraid.

What if I became Overlord of Dakkadom?

**Trondheim**

I would either recive a MOD promotion or a ban me thinks.

What if my significant other did nt wake me in the morning with coffe

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then soon she would find herself 6 feet under with a stone that has her name on it.

What if I had a significant other?

**Private_Joker**

You would father the First Born (devil) which would destroy the earth itself.

What if I had more money.

**BlapBlapBlap**

You'd get the chair for theft.

What if I had actual talent?

**Trondheim**

You dont? Well you would be the ruler of the world

What if Max Payne 3 where a good game

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then we'd all be doomed.

What if I had a top hat, greatcoat, pipe, a few trains and a swagger stick. Plus twirly moustache and monocle.

**Trondheim**

Then I will wear a bear skin, adone the war paint and raid your home!

What if I became high king of Norway

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then the world will tremble.

What if I were the child of Jeebus?

**Trondheim**

I would nail you to a cross, and sacrifice your mother to the dark gods!

What I bougth pie! And shared with Dakka

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then I would not eat Pie.

What if I was the first humanoid on Mars?

**Trondheim**

Naked space females would apper and sno sno you until death

What if I became the fifth horseman of armagedon

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then I would be Santa.

What if I were my Avatar?

**Coolyo294**

Then you'd like trains.

What if you were a train?

**BlapBlapBlap**

I'm not?

What if I liked Trains even more?

**TheRobotLol**

Then the universe would implode.

What if I was'nt still on minecraft?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then the Fortress would be built far slower.

What if I didn't like Trains and wasn't from the 1800's?

**snurl**

Then you would be from the 1900's and like something else.

What if 40k was played with animated holographic projections?

**Trondheim**

Then I would nominate 40k to be the most manlinest thing ever

What if WHFB was played as a holograpic game with you in the middle of the figthing

**snurl**

Then I would be unavailable for a long time.

What if cats came with remote controls?

**captain collius**

Then they would actually be worth something.

What if I was crowned as king of Normandy (where my ancient ancestors ruled.)

**Trondheim**

Then you would speak French, and you would have a French passport

What if I embraced my redneck roots

**Coolyo294**

Then you'd become a shotgun-wielding, racist, hill person.

What if I bought a motorcycle?

**snurl**

Then your life would be much shorter.

What if NASCAR used machine guns?