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Made in fr
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





France

Got 1745 propanganda film german machine gun to counter them in the name of the Emperor of sausages.

40k: Necrons/Imperial Guard/ Space marines
Bolt Action: Germany/ USA
Project Z.

"The Dakka Dive Bar is the only place you'll hear what's really going on in the underhive. Sure you might not find a good amasec but they grill a mean groxburger. Just watch for ratlings being thrown through windows and you'll be alright." Ciaphas Cain, probably.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

If I REALLY stretch it I can field 1746 points of Guard

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in in
[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India

In 1748 the Naturalization Act allowed Jews to colonize North America.

The first bagel and lox was served in Manhattan later that week.

 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

1749 Mince Pies are 1748 more than you'd ever want to eat at Christmas time

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

In 1750 my ancestors came to America

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in de
Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander






germany,bavaria

The first military academy in the world, the Theresian Military Academy, is founded 1751 in Austria

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Target locked,ready to fire



In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.

H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I've got just about 1752 points of Wood Elves in my closet

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

In 1753, Christmas Day was the only Public Holiday in the USA!
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Things didn't change much in 1754

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in in
[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India


 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

1756 looked like this in Roman times: MDCCLVI
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

In 1757, during the French and Indian War, England lost Fort William Henry to the French. Their native allies then slaughtered all of the surviving English.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 12 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Even in 1758, English ghosts still haunted Fort William Henry.
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

They continued to do so in 1759

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Assassin with Black Lotus Poison





Bristol

However in 1760, which was a leap year, they went on holiday.

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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.

Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

In 1761 the Third Battle of Panipat happened

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

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Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

1763 was kind of a quiet year

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan



Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






The year was 1765... but if you were looking for a crazy good time, you'd be 200 years too early.

Revel in the glory of the site's greatest thread or be edetid and baned!
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DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
In 1748 the Naturalization Act allowed Jews to colonize North America.

The first bagel and lox was served in Manhattan later that week.



Yesssss! I've probably eaten close to 1766 bagels with lox and a shmear in my life time.
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Enjoy an ugly locomotive*...


Spoiler:

If you wonder why it's so ugly, it's because it's desighned in France.

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Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I think at least 1768 people would find that offensive. Mostly in France

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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

In 1769, Madame du Barry becomes King Louis XV's "official" mistress. She was bona fide...
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

In 1770 the queen of France still hated her.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

1771 can be read backwards without any change.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I wish we could say the same about 1772

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

The biggest number here is 1773.

   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

In 1774, Oxygen was discovered. For the thirt time...


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Fresh-Faced New User




Coffeyville, KS

The American Revolution began in 1775 and therefore all previous history is irrelevant.

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we were somewhere near cadia on the edge of the eye of terror, when the spook began to take hold... 
   
 
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