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2011/06/21 18:51:50
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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If you push him off the board your unit is destroyed.
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's." 
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2011/06/21 19:01:29
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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He bitch slapped Gork and Mork. At the same time.
He once recieved a phone call involving car insurance. He waited until they had finished, then stormed the Aviva call centre in Dhaka and went wild with an assault cannon.
If only...
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/06/21 19:14:42
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Adolescent Youth with Potential
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He once laid his great cloak over a river, and helped the entire Order of the Bloody Rose cross to engage the enemy. They blushed at his chivalry.
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2011/06/21 19:58:49
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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He coined the term "GrimDark"
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
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4000 76th Fremont Motor Rifle
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2011/06/21 20:10:14
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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he can instant death any eternal warrior
what ever he reads becomes reality
gork and mork are his pet hamsters
the only thing he is afraid of is his mother
he has no mother, he created him self
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Remember when it comes to 40k Fluff
[Sing]
If you are wondering how he eats and breaths
And other science facts....
Just repeat to yourself; "It's just a show".
"I should really just relax".
[/Sing]
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2011/06/21 20:14:32
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Water-Caste Negotiator
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He caused a GW price DECREASE.
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Black Widow Assault Cadre 2000 Points (Under Renovation- Playable) Win-4 Lose-5 Draw-1
 Storm Angels 1st Company 2500 Points (DA Codex) (Under Renovation - Playable) Win-3 Lose-4 Draw-3
 Corsairs of Fate 1750 Points (Under Construction - Playable) Win-2 Lose-3 Draw-1
 Protectorate of Menoth 11 Points (Project Delayed Indefinitely) Win-1 Lose-3 Draw-0
 Imperial Guard Regiment (Unnamed) 1000 Points (Project Delayed Indefinitely)
 Cygnar 25 Points (Planned) Win-0 Lose-0 Draw-0
Last Game(s): The Spearhead Annihilation Battle between my Storm Angels First Company (Dark Angels) and Skystompa's Waagghh! (Blood Angels) resulted in a MAJOR VICTORY!
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2011/06/21 20:51:22
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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He once scored a penetrating hit on a Land Raider with a laspistol.
A child in a game store once dropped him. The child broke into nine pieces.
I once submitted his sprue to a Golden Demon contest. I went home with the gold, silver, and bronze medals, and all the honorable mentions.
He made Mr. T pity himself.
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2011/06/21 22:09:07
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Screaming Shining Spear
Pittsburgh, PA
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He rolls 2d6 to penetrate a Monolith.
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Eldar shenanigans are the best shenanigans! 
DQ:90S++G+M--B+IPw40k09#+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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2011/06/21 22:16:23
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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he once had a bad curry, thus plasma containment was created
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Remember when it comes to 40k Fluff
[Sing]
If you are wondering how he eats and breaths
And other science facts....
Just repeat to yourself; "It's just a show".
"I should really just relax".
[/Sing]
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2011/06/22 01:38:07
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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He can speak Low Gothic...
...In High Gothic.
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2011/06/22 04:13:46
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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He brought St. Celestine to bed. This caused the pregnancy of all of the Sisters of Battle.
Space Marines special characters ask his permission to use their chapter tactics.
Chuck Norris hides in a closet when they occupy the same universe.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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2011/06/22 06:38:53
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Nasty Nob
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MandalorynOranj wrote:He rolls 2d6 to penetrate a Monolith.
Not that he has to, of course.
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2011/06/23 02:40:22
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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He told slaneesh it was discusting and it cried/
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's."
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2011/06/23 06:25:06
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Dakar
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He once flew through a Warp Storm... with the windows down.
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Radda
 Dark Angels 4,500 points 
 Skorne 195
Farrow 40
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2011/06/23 13:59:07
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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He once went to a nice sunny planet, and stayed on the beach for his yearly holiday.
There were no survivors.
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2011/06/23 14:42:44
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Fully-charged Electropriest
Varying cities in the North
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He converted the tau to the Greater Good.
He turned an entire hive fleet into vegetarians.
He convinced the eldrad that he [the commissar] was the more noble of the pair.
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2011/06/23 14:52:46
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Rooted to the Chair
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Adamantium is extracted from the air he breathes.
Promethium from every toilet he went to.
And Ceramite from his manly tears.
The psychic backlash of his sneeze created Slaanesh (and the excrement formed the Eye of Terror)
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2011/06/23 15:00:07
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Fully-charged Electropriest
Varying cities in the North
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Conservationist wrote:And Ceramite from his manly tears.
That's why GK armour is so precious, he hardly ever cries! 
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2011/06/23 15:12:52
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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he visited Tanith.. after it died
he dated Saint Sabbat
he taught Eisenhorn Philosophy
He told Gaunt to be more compassionate
He Had the Inquisition Investigate The Emperor
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Imperial Guard 43rd Royal Fareldian have been Corrupted by she who thirsts 
8 wins 4 draws 10 losses
Considering  or 
rChaos wrote:
Make the guy drink the Adeptus Battlegrey and scream DOES THIS TASTE LIKE PLASTIC |
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2011/06/23 22:22:16
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Calm Celestian
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If he was the last human in the galaxy humanity would still have a chance.
He finds squirrels untrustworthy
If he says "It's not you its me," he'd be lying
He is the most interesting Commissar in the Galaxy.
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Aquilas."
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2011/06/23 22:34:24
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
Imperium - Vondolus Prime
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He doesn't always friendly-fire, but when he does, he prefers Guardsmen.
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2011/06/23 22:43:37
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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Goddard wrote:He doesn't always friendly-fire, but when he does, he prefers Guardsmen.
Good one i like that.
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's."
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2011/06/24 09:57:04
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Tinkering Tech-Priest
Sitting in the corner of The Eye Of Terror... crying...
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He kicked Draigo so hard he flew into the warp...
and Matt Ward refused to put him in the codex because he was "too over powered"
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The person saying this is a chaos lord, NOT an ork 
Firaeveus Carron wrote:Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! THE FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!
CLANG! WHAT THE FETH WAS THAT?!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1709686/
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2011/06/24 14:27:06
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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fox-light713 wrote:
He is the most interesting Commissar in the Galaxy.
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Aquilas."
In fact, he's so interesting the above facts have been written and posted in this thread at least five times by now.
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2011/06/24 14:49:15
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Black Templar Recruit Undergoing Surgeries
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Darkvoidof40k wrote: He owns a pet Carnifex named Rex.
 That My sir is Genius
He once outscouted the Tanith blindfolded.
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Space Crusaders 1850 Points
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2011/06/24 17:41:49
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Tinkering Tech-Priest
Sitting in the corner of The Eye Of Terror... crying...
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He outshot a manta... with a laspistol
He uses a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSaULT TRANSPORT as a powerfist
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/24 17:50:01
The person saying this is a chaos lord, NOT an ork
Firaeveus Carron wrote:Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! THE FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!
CLANG! WHAT THE FETH WAS THAT?!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1709686/
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2011/06/24 18:17:00
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He hypnotized Hypnotoad.
He's the real reason for the Black rage.
His black crusade would succeed.
He uses killa kans as toilets.
He outshouted Angron.
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2011/06/24 18:56:48
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Soladrin wrote:He hypnotized Hypnotoad.
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
4500 Fist of the Five Castes
4000 76th Fremont Motor Rifle
2000 Crimson Suns Chapter |
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2011/06/24 19:04:54
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Dogface 76 wrote:Soladrin wrote:He hypnotized Hypnotoad.
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
Heresy!
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2011/06/24 21:55:29
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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he's angier than an angry marine
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Imperial Guard 43rd Royal Fareldian have been Corrupted by she who thirsts
8 wins 4 draws 10 losses
Considering or
rChaos wrote:
Make the guy drink the Adeptus Battlegrey and scream DOES THIS TASTE LIKE PLASTIC |
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