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**yeroc500**

Kol-Badar having the scouts feed info to him knew about the humans with the snipers, probably to kill the leaders. He ordered the annoited to surround the Dark Apostle. He wouldnt let his Dark Apostle be killed. Again. Burias had takin off to find the humans. Burias found them in a tree outside looking into the room. Burias relayed their position to Kol-Badar. "Alright burias if they try anything funny kill them", the Coryphaus ordered.

**ineptus astartes**

“OK. Listen, all of you!” said Mark, as a protesting zoat lord was dumped on the table. “If I see, hear, or SMELL any fighting, their will be Consequences.” Mark stared at all of them in turn. “Agreed?”

All of the 'leaders' shouted at once.

**lord commissar klimino**

(im back!)

after replying to the color giver,vio then asked "but its in are blood to fight.all of ares. if we dont fight then what are we suppose to do? get along,hug,and watch the giant screen?"

**ineptus astartes**

Mark stared "Yes"

(this acually opens up more posibilitys)

**Kasrkai**

Anthony pipped in.

"Hate to break it to ya, son. But the grim darkness of the future says there is only war. I don't plan on spending the rest of my eating Cheetos and watching My Little Pony!"

**ineptus astartes**

Mark picked him up and placed him with the rest of the grumbling guards and said "too bad"

EVENT COMES NEXT

**ineptus astartes**

the next morning, mark glanced at the paper. He had gotten each of the various factions to a room. The zoats had escaped into the tunneled though. Looking at the paper he spat out his moring tea the headlines screamed

MAN FLAYED TO DEATH!

**lord commissar klimino**

(i dont get it :/ )

vio looked up at mark "something wrong color giver?" (still find it funny how mark hasent commented on this) while he waited for marks answer,he turned back to the fridge. the repairs were almost done,but he would miss being able to get to the giant food. turning back to mark he said "well? is it something to bad for words?"

**ineptus astartes**

Mark stood up and grabbed his shoes. "I gotta check for myself…and stay here!"

(the faction leaders are free to climb into marks backpack)

**lord commissar klimino**

vio thought for a second,then turned to his men. "finish that up then return to the sun room." as he heard reply's vio ran after mark.then he noticed something next to were mark was putting on his shoes. a backpack. "oh,boy,im doing this?yup,im am." running at the backpack as fast as he could vio randomly yelled "for the greater good!" he jumped and caught the zipper. using all his strength he pulled himself up and fell into the thing. "own....whats with the mold growing in here?"

**ineptus astartes**

“Unholy F**K!” sevral of the marines raised their guns below Shatner was a camp of what appered to be aliens. Suddenly, one of the troops, a kid named Davis started giggling. “What?” asked the leutenant. “they look like friggen frogs!” replied the trooper. “you are kidding, aliens?” said Shatner.

A heavy rain had forced them to hole up in a large woodpile that night. They had spent a dry but dark night fending off massive rodents and insects while attepting to keep themselves dry.

As the little bird landed on the massive carpet, Shatner waved to the aliens “hello?”

(I got to go to bed soon)

**WARORK93**

As the Death Korps continue to build their siege works, as is their specialty, Kern gets radio contacts from his patrols in the area that the giant titan had called the "yard"

"Sir, everything is clear for the most part, a few of the patrols ran into some rather hostile wildlife, but sir, almost all of the patrols have reported giant mounds of....well, I'm not sure what sir..."

"Come on Lieutenant, I need an explanation." Kern said into his vox from his spot at the HQ bunker, overseeing the defense efforts.

"Well, they are huge, and have the consistency of fertilizer, stink about as bad too...Some of the piles are as big as the Stormblade..."

Kern was speechless for a moment. "Let me get this straight, your men have found giant piles of..."

"Sh*t, sir, though I have no idea what kind of animal could have made them..."

"Alright, return to base, time for an officer's meeting." Kern said, his face going down into his hand exasperatedly

**yeroc500**

Marduk finely finished the painstaking work of finishing the inscribement. He placed the rat skin book onto a chain on his armor, to replace the fake one he had. He laughed. He had killed the vermin himself. He even had a skin cape from it. His crozium arcanum was also dipped in its blood. Three more birds had been killed and sacrificed. The remains dumped into the giant green can that the daemon prince showed them. Kol-Badar walked in, "Dark Apostle the insects attacked again, three injuries. Other than that its been uneventful. I long to make the imperials bleed." "I know my Coryphaus so do I. Now ready my stormraven. The daemon prince is leaving. I wish to follow", Marduk replied. Two minutes later Marduk was climbing into Marks backpack to go and see the flayed man.

**Kasrkai**

Anthony and his team were NOT content to stay in a room forever. They sensed his anticipation, and Anthony gave the order. One by one, they found his carrying bag, and piled in.

Thomas had questions, as usual.

"Why are we doing this, sir?"

Anthony was looking down at his Hellgun, disassembling and cleaning it.

"Because, this kid will lead to one of two things. Action, or freedom. Once we're outside, we'll find a route for the rest of the guard to join us. That clear?"

Thomas nodded.

"Crystal, sir."

"Good, then catch a nap. Except you, Derick. Keep a link up for contact."

Derick nodded and sat by his pack, while the others fell into a thin sleep, ignorant of the figure already inside.

**lord commissar klimino**

after deciding the mold was no harm vio decided to look around. not a big space,and very hot. pushing past a magazine with images he thought the color giver should not be looking at,vio tripped over a leg. looking over at itit was human. turning,he saw the human that he had fought before. "oh,erm,this is awkward."

**yeroc500**

Marduk jumped in surprise at the sudden appearence of the guard. He looked at their sleeping forms. Damn he thought at their vulnerability. He went over to the furthest one away from the group and pulled out his knife. He sat contemplating on if it was worth it. It was. The man died before he even knew it. No sound was made and Marduk pulled the dead corpse over to a old sandwhich. He hid it and sheathed his knife. He then waited for the daemon to leave the yard. He hauled himself up to the top of the bag and saw that there were many and plenty of houses for the taking. He laughed.

**ineptus astartes**

As mark's car neared the crime scene several police cars were already there, along with a coroner, Mark fumbled with his bag for a moment and stopped his car. After a moment he pulled out a ‘press’ badge. He worked as a freelance photographer for the local paper. When he had gotten the camera he shouldered his bag and walked over.

“What happened?” he asked the sergeant on duty. “the guy is dead, that’s what happened, his skin was atomized down to the bone.”
As mark turned his head he saw a gleaming white skeleton being put into a bucket. “SH*T!” he screamed and leapt into the car.

Several minutes later he was driving down to a friend of his’ house. When he pulled up to the picket fence, it began to get grey again.

KNOCK. KNOCK.

the door was answered. “what?” The voice came from a disheveled guy the same age as Mark, but with philipeino features. The college student said. “Man, cant this wait? My ‘crons are missing.”

**ineptus astartes**

it seems that in the backpack are: the tau, the kasrkin, and Marduk.

**yeroc500**

Marduk heard the conversation and nearly fell out of the backpack. "S***", Marduk yelled.

**ineptus astartes**

S***! Came a tinny voice from Mark’s pack. “what was that?” asked the other guy. Mark had to think of a lie fast. “what did you say Phillip?” he asked. “I said ‘who was that.’” Sighing Mark began shaking the back upside down over the welcome mat. “this.” He announced, as multiple swearing figures, a ‘Playboy’ magazine, and a moldy sandwich fell out.

**lord commissar klimino**

as vio fell and hit the ground he,of course,said "ow!" getting up and looking at the color giver,he said "color giver,there are nicer and less painful ways to get us out. now on to business.ive connected the lines and know its the vile necrons that commented the crime.i pledge that me and my warriors will help you bring them their demise."

**yeroc500**

"Damnit, i forget where I placed that nexus arrangement. If I knew where it was I could attract the necrons. Daemon do you or that pathetic guy know were it is", Marduk asked ignoring the tau.

**ineptus astartes**

Phillip stared. “commie frog? satanist?” he mumbled. “long story.” Said mark as the tau and the dark apostle began arguing. That’s when he noticed the little boots, sticking between the now bloody slices of moldy bread…

**yeroc500**

Marduk noticed the body and continued to argue to not get himself in trouble. "Now tau I understand that you think you can find them, but I have a fool proof way of finding them and bring them to me, so you need to help me fing the nexus arrangement. So my techdaemon can get it working again", Marduk said to the tau commander.

**lord commissar klimino**

vio couldn't believe what he heard. "we dont have time for that.there are enough of them out there to fell a giant. if you really want to use something go get those giant magnets off the white box!"

**ineptus astartes**

As they pulled up into Marks driveway, the dark apostle was still arguing with the tau. About his nexus arrangement. He was still doing so as they walked up the steps even as Mark began the lengthy explanation.

**ineptus astartes**

As Shatner and a little bird helicopter did a sweep from the forward firebase in the logpile, they noticed the biggest dog in the world sneaking up in a leman russ tank…

**WARORK93**

Kern and his command squad were busy taking a walk, touring the caverns and tunnels the engineers had so far excavated with the help of the Hades drill which was making short work of the dirt, so far, the tunnels stretched far below the surface.\

Kern and his squad made it up to the front where hte drill cranked loudly and continued to chew through the dirt. Suddenly, one of the engineers waved his hand.

"We've hit a pocket! Back it up!"

The Hades drill was backed up after a minute and Kern's command squad and a grenadier squad with a few flamers attached jumped into the dark hole which was quickly illuminated by flashlights.

"What is this chamber?" Kern asked.

"It looks like somebody beat us down here." His commissar commented. Suddenly the chamber began to shake as something stirred inside it. An enormous figure came out of the shadow, it was huge, covered with fur, had no eyes and enormous claws.

"Take it down!" Kern yelled as his squad opened fire, soon, the grenadiers had set actual fire to the chamber and burned its contents black.

"Giant moles?" One of his men asked.

"Why not, everything else in this world is so frakkin big, why not the moles?" Kern responded. "Get the drill down here, lets keep going,"

**Kasrkai**

Anthony turned every where. Derick was no where to be found. He had the others wait by the playboy as he searched. He noticed the sandwich almost as soon as he gave the order. It wasn't unlike Derick to look for a snack, even a moldy one.

Then he noticed the boots.

He moved quickly to the sandwich, and, with little effort, flipped the top slice of bread, to behold the corpse of his Coms officer.

At first, there was nothing to feel. Just a casualty. But then he realized that they were under a universal cease-fire. That is what set his blood ablaze. He picked up the limp body of his friend and held it above him.

"WHO DID THIS?" he yelled loud enough for everyone to hear, even Mark, crystal clear.

**ineptus astartes**

and now for the dog attack...