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Dangerous Skeleton Captain






Some random 40k humour I've found wandering about randomly on the Net. There does seem to be at least one artist with a truly bizarre sense of humour (see Weird and OhYeah for what I mean). The plasma one has been posted here before I believe, but some things you just can't have too much of.

Just wanted to share the love.

Cheers

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That's pretty darn random. And pretty amusing. Thanks for the find.

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Pst - updated with more reasonably sized JPGs. And all credit goes to whoever first made the images, I just found them.

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OHYEAH is money in the bank, I love it

The last one, just to check:
- Kids love Kharn
- Hot Elf Chicks love Vindicare
- Eversor is apparently a d!ck and has some "love" administered by the Calli
- 1k Son wanders off into the sunset unloved?

- Salvage

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Ok, seeing House as an Apothecary... um.. Weird. And totally awesome.

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I love how the first one shows the fan and the spot light on the ground that are being used to make the grey knight look all heroic with his purity seals flapping in the breeze.

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The plasma weapons one is what inspired me to make this guy:




But I still think Warboss Lincoln is my favorite.

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Looks like someone's been to /tg/. If you can get past all the 10-year olds who just realized that "OMG U CAN CUSS ON THE INTERNET!" it's got some pretty funny stuff.

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plasma weapons. just do it!!


moremoremoremoremoremoremore!

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Nob- Space marines.....




 

   
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lol i love the plasma gunner but after seeing JESUS 2.0 got to find a church or take a bolter round to the face,

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I really liked the first one, it was great.

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That plasma gunner just made my day.

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The Marneus "Playa" pic still tops the 40K humor heap for me, but the plasma motivational poster takes a close second.

It'd be awesome to see more 40K motivational posters, if anyone has spare time and the inclination.

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Click the link to see the image - Not quite "safe"

I'm trying to find the motivational poster of the russ - "Drive me closer! I wish to hit them with my sword" but doesn't look like I've saved it recently

Edit: and I have been poking about on /tg/


Sorry, had to edit this to make it a link. It's hilarious, but anal rape is a bit over the line. (I know you're all going to click on it after reading "anal rape", pervs).

- Iorek

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LOL this was one of the funniest things Ive seen on here.

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I agree. But don't you tink the Ork seems happy?

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FTW.

"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
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Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. 
   
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y'all probably seen these before but hey... only the BT one is mine
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[Thumb - hellokitty.jpg]

[Thumb - damnbig.jpg]

[Thumb - IG Flashlight.jpg]

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[Thumb - Ultramarine dancing.jpg]

[Thumb - Ultrapimp.jpg]


 
   
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Bonn

I dont have the time to copy all of these over from the b&c, but there are some funny ones

here
   
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What would the dakka answer to this one be?



I mean a mod actually jumped into a humor thread to post this:
Just a note - we've been very lenient with the "posters" that have been posted. From here on out, though, the standard B&C rules apply. This means no xenos and no IG. And if the image isn't 40K(ish), the image will be removed.

which sums up the B&C better than the image.

What would sum up Dakka?

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well here's my submission
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Reeeeeepost!

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EDIT -- This may become a new desktop for me. You know, pinkish armor and what not.
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Love this one.

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