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2011/06/25 09:35:29
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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winnertakesall wrote:Dogface 76 wrote:Soladrin wrote:He hypnotized Hypnotoad.
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
Heresy!
Agreed, the true internet deity is blatantly the hypno-kitty. All shall bow down before its hypnotic might.
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2011/06/25 18:12:46
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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Fairfeldia wrote:he's angier than an angry marine
Not possible!!!!!!
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's." 
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2011/06/25 18:19:54
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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but this is the most interesting Commisar in the Galaxy, he beat the Hive leviathan in a eating contet!
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Imperial Guard 43rd Royal Fareldian have been Corrupted by she who thirsts 
8 wins 4 draws 10 losses
Considering  or 
rChaos wrote:
Make the guy drink the Adeptus Battlegrey and scream DOES THIS TASTE LIKE PLASTIC |
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2011/06/25 18:24:17
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He touched sasha. (yes thats because of your avatar Sam)
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2011/06/25 21:58:19
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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He can tell what swuk is talking about.
He spills more blood than an SoB during the "red rage".
He doesn't drink from a cup. He sucks Khorn's lakes of blood dry with a straw.
Mankind doesn't teeter on the edge of destruction. It teeters on the edge of his nipples.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/06/25 22:02:03
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He knows what NATO style is.
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2011/06/25 22:03:30
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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Soladrin wrote:He knows what NATO style is.
He discovered NATO style.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/06/26 00:14:08
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Screaming Shining Spear
Pittsburgh, PA
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He knows what Willis is talkin' 'bout.
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Eldar shenanigans are the best shenanigans! 
DQ:90S++G+M--B+IPw40k09#+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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2011/06/26 10:39:38
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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He got teleported onto Horus' flagship along with Sanguinius and big E. He then proceeded to eat Horus alive in one go, summary execute Sanguinius for not warning him that the spikey bits on Horus armour would get stuck in his teeth and then backhand pimp smacked the Emperor for not having executed Sanguinius himself.
Old One Eye lost his eye buy looking at him.
He regulary goes Carnifexhunting with a laspistol and a spork.
If you field him in a game and have not won in less then 30 seconds, then he executes you for incompetence and commands your army himself.
The missing Primarchs are not really missing. Their heads are hanging on the walls of his house as trophies.
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"Wait... wait... wait... NOW SHOTGUN THAT MOTHAF*****!!!"  "I'd
AreTwo wrote: this list is dangerously cheesy, so much so that you might have been playing Chester Cheeto in disguise.
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2011/06/26 19:57:01
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
In The depths of a Tomb World, placing demo charges.
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He used his fight money to buy two of every animal in the galaxy, then he herded them onto a boat, then beat the gak out of every single one.
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2011/06/26 20:15:35
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Numberless Necron Warrior
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He once let another commissar shoot him in the face. Not for cowardice, he just wanted to see what all the whining was about. He still doesn't get it.
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GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment.
"I want to tailor this list so much that I can wear it to tournaments and win both 'best looking army' and 'best dressed'. "
 2500? soon will change
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2011/06/26 20:20:44
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Nasty Nob
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He is the primarch for both the second and the eleventh legion. They are missing since he executed them.
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2011/06/26 20:22:08
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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He doesn't need bolt ammo. He fires pure rage from his weapon, and the power of his hatred tears his foes into bite sized pieces.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/06/27 02:16:22
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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So far, I haven't stopped laughing.
Clumpski wrote:hes the only other human other than norma to understand the mathmatics behind frank herberts fold space drive :3 he is also Omnius and ermius, the evermind and the ever thinker
He is the Golden Path.
The emperor has a tattoo of his name on his butt cheek.
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 -1750 pt - 50% painted
-1000 pt- 50% painted
Set up shop and blast 'em to pieces is my favourite strategy.
DT:80+S+G+M--B--I+Pw40k10#-D+A+/wWD-R++T(T)DM+
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2011/06/27 02:23:33
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Stalwart Strike Squad Grey Knight
Canada
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He smacked lelith hesperax' bum and she liked it.
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   2000 Grey Knights
Ultramarines 1500
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2011/06/27 16:14:09
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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CountDeath wrote:He smacked lelith hesperax' bum and she liked it.
Then he executed her Xenos butt.
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2011/06/27 16:42:04
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
Somewhere Ironic
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He gave the idea to start Dakka Dakka... 38,000 years before he was born.
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DQ:90S++G++MB++I--Pw40k01+D+A++/hWD-R+++T(D)DM+
 Organiser of 40k Montreal
There is only war in Montreal
kronk wrote:The International Programmers Society has twice met to get the world to agree on one methodology for programming dates. Both times they met, the meeting devolved into a giant Unreal Tournament Lan party...
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2011/06/27 23:05:46
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Dakka Veteran
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Any twin linked weapon he uses fires from both barrels and he still gets to reroll
He got gork to change his name to mork and mork to change his name to Bob
He transported the CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT
The Orks mistakened him for GORK and mork
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2011/06/28 10:29:33
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sacrifice to the Dark Gods
Germany
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He once teleported into solid rock. And liked the tickling sensation.
He instructed the Eldar in seeing the future.
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If you say so... |
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2011/06/28 12:03:38
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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he beat down CHUCK NORRIS
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Son you can insult me, you can ambush me, you can even take away my weapons. But if you think im going to step one single pinky toe inside blue base with out my SHOTGUN... you must not know who you dealing with.
I said move...
and i said SHOTGUN...
yes I have your shotgun
no.. i mean SHOT...-GUN
what is this... you think im going to give you your shotgun back because you asked???
i said SHOTGUN.... SHOTGUN DAMMIT!!!
oh yeah shotgun... thats my que.  |
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2011/06/28 12:10:04
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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He makes troll science work.
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2011/06/28 13:00:49
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Screaming Shining Spear
Pittsburgh, PA
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He beats rock, paper, AND scissors.
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Eldar shenanigans are the best shenanigans!
DQ:90S++G+M--B+IPw40k09#+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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2011/06/28 15:19:05
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
Somewhere Ironic
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He isn't even a commissar!
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DQ:90S++G++MB++I--Pw40k01+D+A++/hWD-R+++T(D)DM+
Organiser of 40k Montreal
There is only war in Montreal
kronk wrote:The International Programmers Society has twice met to get the world to agree on one methodology for programming dates. Both times they met, the meeting devolved into a giant Unreal Tournament Lan party...
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2011/06/28 16:34:07
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He catches Vindicare's hellfire rounds with his teeth, and sucks out the acid because it makes him feel pleasently tingly.
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2011/06/29 19:13:39
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
Neverland
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he once ran a marathone on fenris in the dead of winter to show his men the importance of being in shape
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http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/360480.page |
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2011/06/29 23:06:51
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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He uses the Emperor as his wingman when trolling for chicks.
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
4500 Fist of the Five Castes
4000 76th Fremont Motor Rifle
2000 Crimson Suns Chapter |
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2011/06/30 12:05:02
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Rooted to the Chair
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He was there to grant the Emperor his Godhood.
His hair lice - Enslavers - wiped out the Old Ones.
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2011/06/30 23:25:34
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
Right behind you. No, really.
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atlas_garon wrote:he once ran a marathone on fenris in the dead of winter to show his men the importance of being in shape
Barefoot.
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2011/07/01 00:16:29
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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the nids wont eat him, because there frighting of catching his crabs, there killers ya know 
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Remember when it comes to 40k Fluff
[Sing]
If you are wondering how he eats and breaths
And other science facts....
Just repeat to yourself; "It's just a show".
"I should really just relax".
[/Sing]
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2011/07/01 01:28:59
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Wondering Why the Emperor Left
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He uses a heavy flamer, to shave
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Stop bleeding and fight back!
Heresy Blam! |
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