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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooh... Then lets make it fun.

*drops in super slenesh LSD! *

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

We need some direction in this mix. I put in the holy grail.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

I know... This mix has gone crazy...

Il drop in some North see if that helps....

Yine to drink. I do believe the glass is beginning to disolve from the contents...

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in my
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader






At my desk

I'll take a quick sip before it dissolves completely. Unfortunately I drop dead before I can tell you what it's like.

You hear a quiet whisper from the warp that the slaaneshi LSD and Holy Grail essence clash rather unpleasantly.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/20 00:06:27


3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)

2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)

Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Er... okay then... can somebody deal with the body?

I'll call it the Ecstasy Overkill - seems appropriate

Time for a special round! This time we're going to do everything in reverse, sort of. I will bring out a mystery brew from behind the bar that some git made while I was off shift; someone must taste it, describe what they taste, then everyone else must theorise what ingredients went into it. Can name it before or after we bring forward the ingredient theories.

The brew is here; it's very dark and sparkly on the surface. All I know is about 10 ingredients went into it.

Who wants to try?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/20 00:11:28


G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in my
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader






At my desk

After a tentative sip (not unjustly, the last one did kill me), I decide it must be based around a hearty amasec and some carbonated substance that I can't put my finger on. Any takers for the next flavour distinction?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/20 05:31:47


3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)

2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)

Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Gotta be some Diet Coke in there - gives it the fizz, and the horrible aftertaste

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Amsac... Hearty...

Klingon blood wine...
Lets try that.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Oh hand it over, let the true expert handle this

*chugs half the glass

Ugh, I think there's some chunks of something in there. Also has a syrup-like texture.

...

I need the restroom, There's some laxatives in there.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

That was a quick mix...

Too quick.
Lets make something a little more interesting.
It can start normal... But never ends it.

*pours in a good base of kardasian brandy *

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

pssst! We're on a special round jhe - read my last post

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

i just saw,,,

ok,, ok no new mix...
must be somthign i drank///

chunks... hmm needs somthing to smooth it out.
better put in some liquid teflon.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Here, let me try some of that.

*Takes a big gulp of the mystery drink*

Hmmm, tastes kind of like...

*Starts breathing a big burst of flame, scorching a big section of the wall.*

Must be some napalm in there somewhere...

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

They looks rather green.
UT might be alcohol or wildfire....

But wildfire is more fun!
Il add some.

*sips drink*
Phew.... That's spicey. Whatever in there has some flavour

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Oooo, I like spicy food, should be good as a drink!

*finishes glass

I see what you mean, I can spit fire now! (uncontrollably).

Someone start us off!

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ok.. Maybe non leathal...

I start with a good base of premium top shelf valhallian vodka and a mint leaf.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in my
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader






At my desk

Vodka as a base? Right this needs to be watered down a touch.

With Absynth.

3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)

2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)

Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Hmm ferasian ale make a good mix... Butblast tome someone could not feel face..

Hey. Jack danials. Il give itba good glug .. Or five... Whatever works. Five works.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I drop in a few stikkbombs and dive under the table.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

I add some Ghost Pepper extract.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Il add a pryrovore.

Ita not like they ever see the battlefield anyway....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Assassin with Black Lotus Poison





Bristol

I very carefully add a tiny drop of Wow-Wow Sauce.






And then dive out of the room, across the hall and down the stairs and under a table.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/11/09 18:06:16


The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.

Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Wow that has some bang...

Lets cool it slightly so we live.
Il drop some liquid nitrogen in there...

Drink up...
Anyone wanna go at trying this... Explosion of flavour...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Well, if the thread's going to die since nobody else is man enough to down this thing...

*gulps*

Tastes like liquid brick dust, and I'm pretty sure I'm now a walking, talking depth charge. We'll see how far this goes

G.A's bar is reopened for business, and in the industrial mixer there is a base of salted caramel. Any takers?

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Yeah.. It needs somthibf to space up this bar...

I was saving this but.
Drops in a few rocks of grade A, Walter white and blue magic warp dust with extra purity for warpy warpy goodness!

Damn that was expensive...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

I add in Salt. Lots and lots of Salt

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

@G.A.: Well played sir!

As for the drink, I add in some unidentified fluid I saw leaking out of a Death Guard marine's armor.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

I see what you did there, Zerg - that be riddled with Salt too

I'll add some sodium bicarbonate

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Assassin with Black Lotus Poison





Bristol

I think I'll pour in a little vinegar

The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.

Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Viniger... Bah. We can do better.

Il just pour in this vial of purified hipster ....
Don,t ask where I got it.... Your too mainstream...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
 
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