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I'z da infamous RED GOBBO!!!

I wuz once part of da rebel grotz wot made dem selves a name fer dem selves as being mor cunnin den dem boyz in mek town, and i wuz da most cunnin' of all. when Gorkamorka finally lifted off from da surface of da planet, I wuz da only grot wot sneaked aboard ta go wif it.

Lata' when Da big boss Wogzag dun found da hulk eadin' fer dat planet armagehdon, e' chose me az iz personal ammo grot an' promised me riches, teef, an me very own kan ta ride around in if I dun a good job.

since den Iz been travelin' wif im' tossin' im ammo when e' needz it or smakin' iz gun when it stops shootin' right.

We'z been in lotz of scrapz an' dun some real good fightin', soon az iz' mekz getz ta makin' me a kan, I'z gunna be da boss and den I'z gunna

*erk*

"wot, I wuzzat doin' nuffin, honest I wuzzent, no, don't put me in de ole', not dere, please, NOOOOOOOO!!!"

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Nice orkish toung lol.