I love orks, those guys are the bomb and the rich background and elaborate tapestry that is the orky history astounds me, however, in the
40k universe the orks are spread across every world each with an individual clan, idea, and emblem. What a remarkable thing: hopefuly some people will post there clan ideas here ill start the chain with my
MOONA'S OF CHORK:
The Moonas are identified by there night blue Wargear, lunar insignia emblazed with there specific unit name, brand, or company title, and there generally small tusks. These small teeth should make the Moona tribe particularly poor and technologically savage.
However the Moonas use their natural merchant origins to herald one of the wealthiest empires in orkdom. And allowing them to found the mighty fortress market of Orkopalis. This undercover society lines the ork race, 1000000s of boyz behind the scenes, pulling the strings, and grabbin the teef from hands and mouths!
Being once only an Ork league of merchants the Moonas have become a thriving society relying on their quick fixes, fast profits, and religious faith in the lunar cycle. The Moonas are seen as the marketers of Ork society, using sly talk, quick thinking, and psychic energy to, slip, swindle and turn a profit on any item they come into possession of.
Sticking to groups of ten or more gives them enough psychic discharge to make any broken engine or dead squig roar back to life for a few moments enough to swindle other boyz into purchasing there broken bounty.
This is possible through rapid advanced evolution, the Moonas have been able to store a small amount of psychic energy in there ploxian gland located in the brains frontal lobe. This ability makes all Moona equipment more stable. (Stability in Ork society is a rare delicacy for the richest of warlords). This however causes weirdboyz to explode at a extremely requent rate, the Moonas go through more weird boyz than grotz in some seasons, the enormous energy released in a waagh offensive manoeuvre is to much for young wierdboyz to handle, side effects may involve something as small as flatulence for mature Madladz and as extreme as the cranium cavity of the victim to erupt in a storm of matter malutation followed by a atomic reaction to the victim youth wierdboy.
The Moonas though masters of the market possess very little. The main possession all Moonas have is there beloved sky ships and flight rocks. These crude interstellar shuttles are based around the flight rock. These flight rocks are comets chiselled from moon rock that has fallen to the designated planet of interest, if no lunar flares are immanent then a “wittle ‘ush” is initiated. This is where a particularly favoured bigmek creates a missile large enough to destroy a significant chunk of the Moons surface.
The fragmented crust then sets into orbit of planet, these rocks are then mined and the cores of these enormous boulders are then used as flight rocks, the science behind these instruments of flight are unknown, it is thought that the temperature of the rock significantly changes the density, thus by skilfully heating of the flight rock it is possible to attain a level of flight and eventually to break though the planets gravitational field and achieve a primitive type of space travel. Also any captain of any sky ship must be baptised in lunar tears, these tears are infact minute typhoons whoms origins are still unknown and come on within a few months of the Orks landing on a planet, the captain (Nob) of the sky bound vessel is then burned with the liquid which then causes the exposed flesh to be bleached a deep white. Side-effects involve itching, sneezing, and orkite-ous (a dangerous fungal disease that causes horiffic boils with a deadly corrosive puss)
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BY ELBEANO (C)