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Made in au
Dangerous Leadbelcher






sydney/australia

hi everyone and welcome to the next installment of the 40k cheese competition
due to alot of people complaining about my choice i've desided on having the viewers that DID'NT put a list in to vote
and deside on the 1000pts cheese competition of 2009

"evil prospers when good men do nothing"
Nelson Mandela

skaven
knights
Ogres 
   
Made in au
Dangerous Leadbelcher






sydney/australia

i know in 5th ed its slightly harder to make a broken list but some must have somethng

"evil prospers when good men do nothing"
Nelson Mandela

skaven
knights
Ogres 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut



Somewhere in the confinds of central Jersey

Ok try this one...

Orks 1000 dats a lotta dakka!

6 Killa Kanz- grotzookas (135) 270

20 Lootaz (150) 300

40 Shoota Boyz- 2 nobz W/ pow klaw and boss pole (165) 330

Sag Mek 95

It's not SUPER CHEESY but, I think it's up there.



   
Made in us
Yellin' Yoof



Wisconsin

Na, not to cheesy really, the lootas might cause some issues for some people because of the extreme range but other than that you can get the weapons to kill everything there pretty easily.
   
Made in gb
Stalwart Space Marine






Doncaster

Hive tyrant, +1, BS +1, S +1, AV + I, Twin linked Devourer Twin linked Devourer Shadow in the Warp

171pts

Hive tyrant, +1, BS +1, S +1, AV + I, Twin linked Devourer Twin linked Devourer Psychic scream

171pts

Carnifex +1 BS, Twin linked Devourer Twin linked Devourer

113 Pts

Carnifex +1 BS, Twin linked Devourer Twin linked Devourer

113 Pts

Carnifex +1 BS, Twin linked Devourer Twin linked Devourer

113 Pts

Carnifex +1 BS, Twin linked Devourer Twin linked Devourer

113 Pts

Carnifex +1 BS, Twin linked Devourer Twin linked Devourer

113 Pts

Carnifex +1 BS, Twin linked Devourer Twin linked Devourer

113 Pts

X8 Genestealers Feeder Tendrils, Scuttlers,

160pts

X8 Genestealers Feeder Tendrils, Scuttlers,

160pts

X8 Genestealers Feeder Tendrils, Scuttlers,

160pts

1500pts exact what do you think.

48 shots Re-Rolling to hit and wound at strength 6. 24 shots Re-Rolling to hit and wound at strenght 5. Then 24 Genestealers to out flank with with Re-Rolls to hit with not nice at all.

Salamanders 4500pts
Dark Angels 3rd Company
Imperial Guard 3000pts
Tau Empire 3000pts
Tree Sprits 2400pts
Menoth 100pts
Trollbloods 100pts 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut



Somewhere in the confinds of central Jersey

OK

1st of all nibody cares if you can say oh that list isn't cheesy make a list that's cheesier.

2nd It's 1000 points

3rd The rules are as followed I made a list you come up with a 1k point list that can beat it. Next guy makes a list that can beat yours. Repeat until we find a list that no one can beat.

4th I don't mean to thread jack but, I do think you should have been clear on the rules if you wanted to do this again. If I got anything wrong please feel free to correct me.
   
Made in us
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot





yermom wrote:Ok try this one...

Orks 1000 dats a lotta dakka!

6 Killa Kanz- grotzookas (135) 270

20 Lootaz (150) 300

40 Shoota Boyz- 2 nobz W/ pow klaw and boss pole (165) 330

Sag Mek 95

It's not SUPER CHEESY but, I think it's up there.





Shas'el, AFP, CIB, Stimulant Injector, HW multitracker 100

3 x Hammerhead, Railgun, Multitracker, 2x Burst Cannons, Disruption pod (175) 525

12x firewarrior 120
Devil Fish, Disruption Pod 85

3 x Crisis Suit, Missile pod, Burst Cannon, Multitracker (50) 150

Crisis teams knock out the kans staying hidden with jsj tactics, hammerheads are nearly invincible as they can only be glanced by the lootas (maybe penetrated by the SAG but bs2 means it scatters like a mofo) which they will set about blowing away with templates first thing anyways once the lootas and kans are off the table mop up the boyz with the hammerheads and fish of furying with the firewarriors who have burst cannon support from the crisis teams with attached dakkatastic shas'el. everything on my side of the table moves 12" making an assault very unlikely

DT:80S++G++MB++I+Pw40k07+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ 
   
Made in au
Regular Dakkanaut





yermom wrote:OK

1st of all nibody cares if you can say oh that list isn't cheesy make a list that's cheesier.

2nd It's 1000 points

3rd The rules are as followed I made a list you come up with a 1k point list that can beat it. Next guy makes a list that can beat yours. Repeat until we find a list that no one can beat.

4th I don't mean to thread jack but, I do think you should have been clear on the rules if you wanted to do this again. If I got anything wrong please feel free to correct me.


Word to that, the opening thread for us occasional viewers when we get the time said nothing. It said make a cheesy List. The Nid one is a stock standard Nid Zilla variant, nothing too original in it to be honest. The 480 pts of stealers for 24 stealers turns youa round to laugh at the fact in objective missions the enemy needs to focus on taking the 3 units of stealers out and saving just one of theirs from the devourers/MC and he/she is set.

Thankyou yermom for clearing up the rules, if the thread starter could edit them in NO ONE will be confused!

Auretious Taak.
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

Do we follow force org or not?

If so the Tau list is lght a troop. Or does this make it cheesier?

Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
Made in us
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot





focusedfire wrote:Do we follow force org or not?

If so the Tau list is light a troop. Or does this make it cheesier?


yeah totally my bad, could just hack the 12 man squad in half to two 6 man squads

DT:80S++G++MB++I+Pw40k07+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ 
   
Made in au
Dangerous Leadbelcher






sydney/australia

ill clear this up
rule no.1 its a 1000pts list from any current used book
rule no.2 must follow organisation chart
rule no.3 please try to create the list without the other lists in mind try and base it on basic lists from all the codexes.

hope this clears up some problems

"evil prospers when good men do nothing"
Nelson Mandela

skaven
knights
Ogres 
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

Thanks for the clarification orkyboss, will post list in a bit after a few others.

Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
Made in dk
Grovelin' Grot




Ok i will give it a try.

2X flying lash prince.

3X2 obliterators.

That should leave points for two small units of plauge marines.

I would like to say that, unde any circumstances(sp?) would i play with or against it.

Mvh.

Sorry about the gramma i was not born by english speaking parents  
   
Made in us
Rough Rider with Boomstick





Western Washington State, U.S.A.

Wildcat Carl wrote: 48 shots Re-Rolling to hit and wound at strength 6. 24 shots Re-Rolling to hit and wound at strenght 5. Then 24 Genestealers to out flank with with Re-Rolls to hit with not nice at all.


Rules schmulez, this is cheese and I approve.

"All of the whining pisses me off... Somewhere some whiny girlyman reinterpreted sportsmanship to reflect the build and not the player. The build has nothing to do with sportsmanship and getting docked as such is ludicrous." -Inigo Montoya
That being said, I'll still give you a 0 if you bring more than 5 eldar skimmers. Don't be that guy.
Also, strippers. 
   
Made in cz
Fresh-Faced New User





Land rider - deamonic possesion, havoc launcher 255 pts
Land rider - deamonic possesion, havoc launcher 255 pts
Land rider - deamonic possesion, combi-flamer 250 pts

5x CSM. 75pts
5x CSM. 75pts

Chaos lord 90 pts

Exact 1000pts


Thats just it.. 3 LR in 1000 game. You can counter it, but you will play with list to counter that. Even good power list dont have enough power for 3x 14AV.

Thats my opinion

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/06 06:41:30



 
   
Made in ca
Tough Tyrant Guard





Vancouver, BC, Canada

Atilak wrote:Land rider - deamonic possesion, havoc launcher 255 pts
Land rider - deamonic possesion, havoc launcher 255 pts
Land rider - deamonic possesion, combi-flamer 250 pts

5x CSM. 75pts
5x CSM. 75pts

Chaos lord 90 pts

Exact 1000pts


Thats just it.. 3 LR in 1000 game. You can counter it, but you will play with list to counter that. Even good power list dont have enough power for 3x 14AV.

Thats my opinion


Have you never played Tau?

HQ
1) Shas'el (79)
- Plasma Rifle, Flamer, Multi-tracker

Troops
1) 6x Firewarriors (60)
2) 20x Kroot (140)

Heavy Support
1) 3x XV88 Broadside (240)
- Target Array
2) 3x XV88 Broadside (240)
- Target Array
3) 3x XV88 Broadside (240)
- Target Array

(Behemoth - 2,000 Points Painted)

(Alpha Legion - 2,000 Points Painted)
- Favourite Opponent - Local RTT Dec. 2018

(Vior'la Sept - 1,000 Points Painted)
- Medusa V Veterans, Konor Veterans

(Steel Legion - 1,000 Points Painted)
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control







whats a cheesy army?
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran





Hmmm....let's see, I'll give you 2 lists

First Chaos

2x Flying Lash Prince 310
1x Drednaught with 2 CCW 100
2x 6 NM with SB 300
2x Defiler with 2 CCW 300

1010pts

2nd Orks

HQ- WARBOSS
power klaw/attack squig
100 POINTS

HQ- WARBOSS
power klaw/attack squig
100 POINTS

Troops- 19 Slugga Boyz and Nob
power klaw/bosspole
160 POINTS

Troops- 9 Nobz and Painboy with orderly
waagh banner/power klaw
275 POINTS

Troops- 19 Slugga Boyz and Nob
power klaw/bosspole
160 POINTS

Elites- Snikrot's Boyz 12 Kommandos and Snikrot 225

205 POINTS

1000 on the dot......65 models....warboss 1 goes with the nobz behind the wall o boyz and boss 2 goes with snikrot and the kommandos for the hammer!!




Good trades: 8!!


 
   
Made in us
Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne






Eh, lemme go home and crunch the numbers, but I think you can fit one full Biker Nob squad in 1000 pts, maybe even two.

EDIT:

I'd also like to point out, for all the newbs, this competition is highly subjective. The winner is based on what orkyboss3000 thinks is the cheesiest, not what actually may be the most awful. Last time around this was a complete farce as he ruled that some weird marine list was more powerful than a tyranid MC spam list at the height of 4th edition.

Actually, after re-reading the first post, apparently he's going to have a poll on what list should win. That should be a tad more..."fair".

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/01/06 18:43:07


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