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What role should turtle pie play in warhammer 40k?
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3 slices
2 slices
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Pie should go first
Turtle should go first
Teh guardians Mr. T and Chuck Norris will save teh day!
We should give some turtle pie to the emperor so that he wakes up
Nurgle wants some turtle pie
I want some turtle pie
3.14+turtle
Str X Ap 2 Large ordinance blast, pinning

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Made in us
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit






wait wait wait wait... huh..?

What role should turtle pie play in warhammer 40k?

if you do not understand the post, or how it relates to 40k, read the top 3 posts made by Ahiriman


The following is a list of the members, and rank of those in the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie


Mekboy- Saint

God Of Yams- Saint

Nofasse 'Eadhunta - Saint

focusedfire - Scholar

Happygrunt- Zealot Protectorus

BrotherStynier- Acolyte

This message was edited 7 times. Last update was at 2009/03/06 19:47:41


I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1

Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All

97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are 
   
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Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

I say two slices, because I don't want to eat three and look like a fatty. I also don't want to have only one slice and someone start calling me a little girl because I can't stomach the turtle pie and don't want to get all fat from it.

Pic half way related


Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

Anyone who knows anything about turtle pie knows that it is nothing without it's guardians.

Mr. T and Chuck Norris not only protect the turtle pie from us, they protect us from the turtle pie.

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in ca
Serious Squig Herder






And any who know of it's guardians also know of their enemies who plan to take the turtle pie and use it's power for their own vile agendas.

Robotnik is the best known so far, he and his PENGISH plot every day to defeat the guardians and take the turtle pie so he can finally destroy Sonic.

Now about he Chaos Gods and their desire for turtle pie;

Khorne can't have some, he is a bad boy and he doesn't say 'please.'

Nurgle can have some I guess, he's a good guy.

Tzeentch can't decide whether he wants some or not. We'll just leave him alone for now.

Slaanesh secretly took some and caressed himself with it and rolled around in it and did a whole bunch of other creepy stuff with it so he can't have some. He has defiled the turtle pie code of conduct and this must be why the Eldar are after him.

blarg 
   
Made in us
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit






wait wait wait wait... huh..?

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:

Slaanesh secretly took some and caressed himself with it and rolled around in it and did a whole bunch of other creepy stuff with it so he can't have some. He has defiled the turtle pie code of conduct and this must be why the Eldar are after him.


Whip cream anyone?

I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1

Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All

97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are 
   
Made in us
Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

Turtles should go first. They should always have gone first!

I'm really sick of GW, and the way they always put the pie before the turtle. Fifth Edition was a perfect example of this; they just pied down all the rules, and there's no turtle left at all.

Now we got people making cheesy lists, and all they care about is pie. Well I'm sorry if us friendly gamers care about a little bit about the turtles in our 40k.

GW's really let down the gaming community.

Just the other day one of their employees called me "sir."

The Emperor doesn't seem to do much for you but you sure are expected to be mutilated, suffer, and die to make him happy. And is he dead or what? If he's entombed that would mean he's dead as a doornail, right? So, how can he be happy about anything you do, or even give orders to anyone? Are you worshipping the dead now? Is that something you'd really want to do? Because it sounds freaking creepy to me.
 
   
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Steadfast Ultramarine Sergeant






Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra

Turtle should obviously go first! It's right there in the name fer chrissakes!

"Calgar hates Tyranids."

Your #1 Fan  
   
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot





Wiltshire, UK

Ah, the eternally tormenting question. Which came first, the Turtle or the Pie.

"The Emperor Protects - And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either !" - Proteus and Pythor, Ultramarines, The Movie.

Nothing in life is so exhilirating as being shot at without result - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

Paint Stripping for Beginners - http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/516912.page

Geek Code ENABLED -DA:60S+G+MB++I+Pw40k87/f#--D+A++/sWD87R++T(M)DM+ - Geek Code DISABLED 
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

I have to ask, what is the X variable in the last answer?

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
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Serious Squig Herder






X like the Wraithguard gun; kills everything on 2s muahahahahahaha

blarg 
   
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Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

3.14+Turtle=Eternal Turtle Pie

Eternal Turtle Pie contains the power cosmic thus is created:

The Emperors Turtles and Emperors Pies SMs chapters with Primarch Chuck Norris and Primarch Mr. T

Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

We've found the two lost Primarchs!

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Shrike78 wrote:What role should turtle pie play in warhammer 40k?

if you do not understand the post, or how it relates to 40k, read the top 3 posts made by Ahiriman


So, where are these magical posts?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane


Here
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/225539.page
Here
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/217910.page
And Here
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/225536.page

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

I, St. Mekboy, do declaire that Chuck Norris and Mr. T should play a bigger part in 40K, proteting the turtle pie from the foul xenos (especially those pansy Eldar). Those foul pie stealing Eldar need to be punished with righteous wrath. And yes, I am a Saint. It says so in the 2nd thread. Go me!

   
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Monstrous Master Moulder






I dunno...

Science and stuff file 0189023891-Turtle Pie
Scientific name: Turtlus PIEICUS
Species: Pastry Reptile
Average lifespan: the time it takes to fart Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture
Reaches Sexual Maturity: Never
Natural Predators: Giant purple flying hippos (Hippopotamous PURPULUZ), who immobilise their prey by vomiting love hearts on them
Natural Prey: Common sense
Habitat: All of Ahiriman's Dakka Threads, Also often comes in boxes (with intent to invade) like this;

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/07 02:54:04


Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman

And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
 
   
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Wow, and to think people are offended by the crap I post...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

I have great news!!!

I googled "40k turtles" and this thread was the top result

WIN

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/05 05:03:42


Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in gb
Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot





Wiltshire, UK

God Of Yams wrote:I have great news!!!

I googled "40k turtles" and this thread was the top result

WIN


VERIFIED ! I have just done it myself, and he's right !

"The Emperor Protects - And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either !" - Proteus and Pythor, Ultramarines, The Movie.

Nothing in life is so exhilirating as being shot at without result - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

Paint Stripping for Beginners - http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/516912.page

Geek Code ENABLED -DA:60S+G+MB++I+Pw40k87/f#--D+A++/sWD87R++T(M)DM+ - Geek Code DISABLED 
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

God of Yams, your PIE-ousness will surely be rewarded

Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
Made in us
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit






wait wait wait wait... huh..?

focusedfire wrote:God of Yams, your PIE-ousness will surely be rewarded



Wow... as chaplain of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie, I am ashamed for having missed that

I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1

Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All

97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are 
   
Made in gb
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

Yay! It's my post as well! That surely shows the turtle pie has chosen me for greatness...

   
Made in us
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit






wait wait wait wait... huh..?

My children!

Turtle Pie has chosen us all for greatness, all that is lft, is for us to choose ourselves.

Embrace the turtle pie!

Hey... we need to think of a substitue for Ahmen

I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1

Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All

97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are 
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

AH-nyummy?

Our Turtle pie, Thou art heavenly,
By slice shall we serve.(Going to far?)

Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
Made in us
Rough Rider with Boomstick





Baskin Robbins Turtle pie is perhaps the best thing on earth, second only to easy women, and free beer.
   
Made in gb
Monstrous Master Moulder






I dunno...

What about tortoise pie?
Seriously, I can't believe nobody's locked this thread

Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman

And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
 
   
Made in gb
Dispassionate Imperial Judge






HATE Club, East London

Neither - since 5ed Pies are overpriced and turtles suck in KP missions.

GW evidently know nothing about wargaming. I'm switching to Warmachine. Hurr...

   
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

P4NC4K3...

We have already combatted your heresy on another thread traitor!

Any further use of tortoise pie with be delt with swiftly and violently

(edited to show who I was talking at)

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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

P4NC4K3 wrote:What about tortoise pie?
Seriously, I can't believe nobody's locked this thread


Why locked? We are in the proper forum, correct?

We are discussing a powerful rediscovered tool of the emprah. Standard template construct 3.14+turtle. Known as eternal turtle pie.

We are in the creative process of writing back story for 2 Homegrown SM chapters.

We have founded the 2 chapters and named the Primarchs.



Its not like we are playing with matches, running with scissors, or playing the tourettes game. donkey ......sorry about that, your turn

edited for additional line

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/05 19:30:05


Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

focusedfire wrote:

Why locked? We are in the proper forum, correct?

We are discussing a powerful rediscovered tool of the emprah. Standard template construct 3.14+turtle. Known as eternal turtle pie.

We are in the creative process of writing back story for 2 Homegrown SM chapters.

We have founded the 2 chapters and named the Primarchs.



Its not like we are playing with matches, running with scissors, or playing the tourettes game. donkey ......sorry about that, your turn

edited for additional line


So...Which space marine special character/HQ choices would be the best to count as Mr T or Chuck Norris and still provide the rules we want for the chapters?

I say Sicarius is Chuck, His coup de grace could easily be a roundhouse kick and he's all about lightning fast strikes and planning, just like a real Texas Ranger.

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
 
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