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2009/02/18 00:55:12
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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So what do you guys reckon Slaneesh marines do in their spare time?
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People's liberation cadre 
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2009/02/18 00:56:56
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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In the grim darkness of the far future, there is no spare time...there is only WAR.
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2009/02/18 00:58:11
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Wrack Sufferer
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lambadomy wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, there is no spare time...there is only WAR.
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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2009/02/18 01:09:56
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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What?! Not even insertions?! I mean, even the codex says marines join chaos cause they are sick of all work and no play!!!!
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2009/02/18 01:15:35
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Sex, drugs, and dance parties. <insert hot beats here>
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2009/02/18 01:22:53
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Wrack Sufferer
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Ghetto_Fight wrote:What?! Not even insertions?! I mean, even the codex says marines join chaos cause they are sick of all work and no play!!!!
Exactly. They hate work and they hate play. All they wanna do is WAR. No cleaning armor and all that bull.
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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2009/02/18 01:40:17
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Serious Squig Herder
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2009/02/18 03:06:59
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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My guess would be the marines just most the time.
Not much else to do between battles.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/02/18 06:00:24
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
Standing right behind you...
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Well as AC said, when they're not bringing in the Imperial slaves to molest I'm sure they'd be screwing around in parties, rock concerts and orgies.
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'I once tried to kill the World's Greatest Lover...but then I realized there were laws against suicide,' Sideshow Bob. |
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2009/02/18 19:09:00
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Seattle, WA.
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Ghetto_Fight wrote:So what do you guys reckon Slaneesh marines do in their spare time?
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.
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2009/02/18 20:04:59
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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They take the next ship off planet pick up the wife,kids and Rufus the dog and take em' all to desineyland!Then when the families not lookin they take mickey mouse behined the nearest vending stall and<The rest was deleted by the Imeprial records keepers>
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/02/19 00:42:47
Subject: Re:Slaneesh marines
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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I dunno, probably inject/snort/drink/smoke illicit substances, cause the Emperor's Children are all about drugs, that's why they where bright neon armor n' stuff.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/02/19 03:15:41
Subject: Re:Slaneesh marines
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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I can picture them all into "furries" and probably have a hatch that opens on the back of their armor... lol at Khorne hating those faeries!!!!
and lol, Tzeentch reminds me of nerds and harry Potter.
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2009/02/19 04:47:25
Subject: Re:Slaneesh marines
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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Ghetto_Fight wrote:and lol, Tzeentch reminds me of nerds and harry Potter.
No Tzeentch is more like...space Harry Potter nerds.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/02/19 06:07:48
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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Zahaladeen wrote:Ghetto_Fight wrote:So what do you guys reckon Slaneesh marines do in their spare time?
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.
Whats going on here!?
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2009/02/19 16:14:19
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Seattle, WA.
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Smashotron wrote:Zahaladeen wrote:Ghetto_Fight wrote:So what do you guys reckon Slaneesh marines do in their spare time?
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.
Whats going on here!?
1. "GO AWAY I'M... er... BRUSHING MY HAIR!"
2. "Jeebus Mom, don't you ever knock! I was looking for change for the bus. Honest!"
3. "I'm bait'n, go away."
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2009/02/22 12:29:11
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Somewhere in space, close to Beetlejuice
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They are probably inactive and in a state of coma because in the codex it says that they have become so immersed in pleasure that they only react or take note of war and VERY bright colours. This is why their armour is so bright, so they can recognise each other and not end up shooting the other guy. But on the other hand I think tentacles are probably involved in anything they do, hey I mean what do you think Lucious does with that whip?
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2009/02/22 14:05:53
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Regular Dakkanaut
Currently Assigned To Bloodthirsters Catulan Reaver Squad
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That looks like a marine giving my ex an internal.......
Yeah it was that big 
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I am out of touch with it, last time I played we had squats, trikes, ratlings and robots....
Dreadnoughts had twin bolters mounted on the back of there hands, Guardsmen carried Lascannons and Heavy Bolters on their shoulders and sentinels has Assault cannons...
Ahhh so many fond memories, So many dead eldar.....
    
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/233624.page <--- Bloodthirster Needs You Sign Up
warpcrafter wrote:
Done it, it didn't end well, but it was really fun.
halonachos wrote:
One of my friends has said: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, that lemonade is going to suck." |
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2009/02/26 16:57:32
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Screamin' Stormboy
Plantersville, Texas
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anticitizen013 wrote:Sex, drugs, and dance parties. <insert hot beats here>
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2009/03/01 08:11:12
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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Yeah, sex, drugs, and rock'n roll.
I'm a bit jelous. 
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Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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2009/03/02 03:49:48
Subject: Re:Slaneesh marines
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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EACH OTHER
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2009/03/05 22:57:40
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Make peen jokes on message boards? Play with toy soldiers and go, "PEW PEW YUR DEAD!"? Look at spaz pr0n?
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2009/04/08 22:21:33
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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Its obvious
they have a gangbang and bone each other
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2009/04/09 00:47:58
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Killer Klaivex
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In their spare time, the followers of Slaanesh probably just repeatedly goes to the toilet. Everyone takes a turn being the toilet.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/10 04:47:19
Subject: Slaneesh marines
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Slippery Scout Biker
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On the battlefield: Sex, drugs, and killing
Off the Battlefield: Sex, drugs, and killing
That's about it, really.
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