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Empire Of Denver, Urth

Too funny

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/04/red-scare.html

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hahahahaahahahahaha
   
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Buzzard's Knob

Time to root out the squares and tune 'em up some! Call up the compound, deep in the badlands! Anarchy for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

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This had it all, Gay bashing, effeminat dads, abortion slams, tax hits, the works. I loved the homeland security jokes, seeing as It came into being through republicans. Pro constition rants after the the trampling it took for 8 years. Oh, and I can't forget the , We hate the military and white males lines, those were killer. The chick going from outstanding student to tight American shirt wearing floosy was a hoot. But thr greatest laugh of all was that "Snake Republico" was a Huge Pedofile and child rapist. Now thats good irony.

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole 
   
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It must be a local thing.... I didn't get it.

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Good stuff Mr.Napalm....But Shhhhh,I don't want "them" to know I think so.


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London, England

Tl;Dr.

I got bored. Didn't it make it's point after the first hour?

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smiling Assassin wrote:Tl;Dr.

I got bored. Didn't it make it's point after the first hour?

sA


Unfortunately, some people will just never get it.

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That and we're British.

I'm assuming it's one of the lost in translation type affairs?

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It's a parody of what the U.S.A would be like if the Democrats were in power forever. It's just a bady parody

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole 
   
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Empire Of Denver, Urth

I posted the link because I thought it very funny. I also thought it strange how even our humor is becoming polarized and there are few writers that are skewering both sides of the aisle any more.

This polarization seems common in the United States. Is the same elsewhere?

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Under the Himalaiyan mountains

I lol'd. How did you find that?

"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands

Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
 
   
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Empire Of Denver, Urth

mcfly wrote:I lol'd. How did you find that?


Iowahawk(Dave Burge) has been blogging for a while. You should check out his dispatches from Abu Musab al-Zarqawi(aka Zarkman). When he's not mocking things he builds hot rods. He is seriously a guys guy.

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Brisbane, Australia

It is sooo very funny... and I got the context

Unfortunately, it's also a parody of what happens when the USA "helps" another country out - wether they want help or not, and what we call "Americanisms" invade OUR culture.

But, it really was funny... I would love to see the film.

Mik



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