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2009/05/02 01:24:17
Subject: are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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any thoughts...?
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 Glory for the first man to die!
the caption says " when there is something scary at the front, put something even scarier at the back." |
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2009/05/02 01:27:54
Subject: are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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Neither.
Its result of clever manipulation by Eldrad. to destroy the imperium in the 40,000
Just as planned.
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2009/05/02 01:40:21
Subject: are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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I would say nurgle since they tend to impede sexual activity.
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2009/05/02 06:29:18
Subject: Re:are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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I would say Nurgle, probably did it as a practical joke on Slaanesh.
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2009/05/03 13:35:19
Subject: Re:are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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Dreadwinter wrote:I would say Nurgle, probably did it as a practical joke on Slaanesh.
Winner.
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
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2009/05/11 17:52:15
Subject: are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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I think it may depend on the STD.
Clamydia, and most others, almost certianly Nurgle.
HIV, Cross breeding of Orks and Humans, devised by Eldrad.
Even Nurgle cringed when he saw the result.
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The Lord said, "Thou Shalt Not Kill", now listen to me. F**K THAT S**T. |
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2009/05/11 18:06:09
Subject: are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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The Angry Commissar wrote:any thoughts...?
Yes, get some fresh air.
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2009/05/11 22:29:13
Subject: are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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It was definitely not created by Slaanesh. If there were no STDs only ONE very specific carnal act involving (at least) one biological man and (at least) one biological woman, both of decent health and within specific age limits, could have any longterm effects. All the other versions of sex would be no worries FFA, apart from stupid social "rules" that Slaanesh wants to get rid of anyhow. Then along came Nurgle and had to spoil it for us all. Damn you Nurgle!
@Dreadwinter: I agree.
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2009/05/12 00:55:12
Subject: are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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Freaky Flayed One
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why...why would you ask that? why? i wont sleep for days now, just thinking about that question, probably fall into insanity contemplating the true nature of slaanesh and nurlge
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Just a man, standing in front of a paint pot, trying to remeber if I rinsed boltgun metal in it. |
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2009/05/12 05:56:43
Subject: Re:are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Maybe a harald of slannesh did a harald of nurgle as a joke they had a little deamon baby and that thing did soem chick or dude and thats how it all started
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2009/05/12 07:37:20
Subject: Re:are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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Neither. they were created by the Emperor to weed out heretics.
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2009/05/19 05:40:16
Subject: Re:are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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Mighty Chosen Warrior of Chaos
Sorry can't disclose.....infiltrating
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Probably a mixture of both, but they were unwillingly led to this outcome because of Tzeentch to kill off the Imperium
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My Armies :
VC 
Warriors of Chaos 
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2018/09/19 10:27:36
Subject: are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Definitely Nurgle. Why would Slaanesh make something that reduces promiscuity? That's counter productive.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2018/09/19 10:58:26
Subject: are sexually transmitted diseases the result of nurgle or slaanesh?
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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~2400 pts (Paladins, not imperial fist or gryphons!)
