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Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

Take a left at Armageddon.
Don't paint, Dakka!
Who let the Squigs out?
Discovered Hogg's Bison.

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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

Dakka: Now 90% Cyanide free!
Dakka: You think that peanut butter contains loads of nuts?
Dakka: Always quit while you're ahea

   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

How about:

Dakka: Like Warseer, but great on wargames rather than pointless arguments!

   
Made in nz
Longtime Dakkanaut





United Kingdom

In response to this thread

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/90/513517.page#5383768

'There is no Freedom of Speech on Dakka'

   
Made in us
Heroic Senior Officer





Western Kentucky

Eldercaveman wrote:
In response to this thread

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/90/513517.page#5383768

'There is no Freedom of Speech on Dakka'


"No freedom of speach or you'll get edetid or baned!"

'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader

"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell  
   
Made in no
Liche Priest Hierophant





Bergen

Dakka dakka - where the pen is mightier then the sword, at least phonetically.

- Where you will not be served cheese with your whine.

- We might not know manny leathers, but we like them a lott.

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Made in no
Liche Priest Hierophant





Bergen

Where interpreting rules is a sub-game in itself.

   
Made in gb
Three Color Minimum




London

Drown your sorrows here...
Does anybody actually read these?
TOP SECRET: All posts on here are written by secret agents talking to each other in code.
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Dakka Dakka: We bane more posters before 7 AM than most forums do all day.

Forge World is the Best World.

Dakka Dakka is like wearing a cup in sports. It's really annoying until you need it.

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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka







Try clearing your cache.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I thought of a few:

"scared feth...."

"go home guardman, you're drunk"

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in se
Civil War Re-enactor





The North Korea of wargaming forums
Official Mat Ward fan site
Home of the Slag Troll
Telling people to grow thicker skin since [insert year]
Discussing Catholicism with Judge Dredd leads to nothing

Shotgun wrote:
I don't think I will ever understand the mentality of people that feel the need to record and post their butthurt on the interwebs.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

No, we don't want any Kitchen sets.

There can be no science! There can be no logic! There is only plot armor!

It's safer here.



Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

Home of the Bräumeister of Dakkadorf.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






There is never enough of it.

There is never too much of it

Now make it more choppy

Now make it more stompy

It needs more! MORE!

THEY STOLE ME BITZ!

Teh Flashiest Gitz.

Oops I shot me Warboss.

We are Grot kickerz.

We are Squig jugglers.

Making (insert fantasy race) look sexy since we painted them.

Armour piercing dice!

Help! I am being kidnapped by wargamers

Don't talk to me about Dakka

Pretty dreadfull isn't it.

If any of these are already posted by other user. Than I missed them wile reading the tread.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in gb
Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!




United Kingdom

Haven't read through all nine pages so excuse me if these have been said once already.

Dakka: Freeboters be welcome!
Sorry? Orbital Bombardment?!
Fix Bayonets!
HERESY *BLAM*
Inquisitors, being douches since [Insert date here]
There's some more dakka, and some more...
WAAAAAAGH!
Beating the last chancers since [Insert date here]
   
Made in us
Brigadier General






Chicago

-Buy more minis, or the terrorists win.

-Because we have a skull for a face


Chicago Skirmish Wargames club. Join us for some friendly, casual gaming in the Windy City.
http://chicagoskirmishwargames.com/blog/


My Project Log, mostly revolving around custom "Toybashed" terrain.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/651712.page

Visit the Chicago Valley Railroad!
https://chicagovalleyrailroad.blogspot.com 
   
Made in us
Member of the Ethereal Council






Do your homework

5000pts 6000pts 3000pts
 
   
Made in se
Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought






I... actually don't know. Help?

You may live.


To Valhall! ~2800 points

Tutorials: Wet Palette | Painting Station
 
   
Made in se
Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought






I... actually don't know. Help?

Dickbutt.

To Valhall! ~2800 points

Tutorials: Wet Palette | Painting Station
 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





Warwickscire

This is Great News!

Get back to work you slacker
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Sorry for necroing this thread, but here are some.

Yo mama so hungry, she eats Dakka for breakfast!

Please, no necromancy of threads


INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Ultramarine Biker





- Captain Titus can't even chronologically be a Captain.
- Teh cowards, the fewls!

Albert Einstein wrote:
If you don't think you have any TFG's at your club, you are the TFG

Full Chapter + Kabuki Guilliman

3700 Points + Kabuki Vulkan
XIIIth Legion 8500 Points + ForgeWorld Guilliman
'Does Sigismund deserve a slap, Captain Torgaddon? Probably. In the spirit of comradeship, let him be. He bruises easily.’ - Rogal Dorn  
   
Made in gb
Courageous Grand Master




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Because akkad akkad makes no sense.

The adventures of akka akka's smarter brother.

Dakka dakka: refuge for those who wasted the paycheck on that forge world titan




"Our crops will wither, our children will die piteous
deaths and the sun will be swept from the sky. But is it true?" - Tom Kirby, CEO, Games Workshop Ltd 
   
 
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