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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:21:06
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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as i look at you wide eye,i stand up and pull out a flash drive with the CIA symbol on it,obviously meaning its top secret."i saw an agent go into that house the day before the meteors hit,also saw them gathering supplies,im not certian,but i think the governmet knew this was coming,and didnt tell us.saw his hand sticking out during that fight and decided to see if he had any good on him."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:23:59
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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"I forgot something at the shed I'll be back in twenty minutes if im not come and get me" I say as I sling my M4A1 across my shoulder. I also load 3 clips of ammo , a crow bar, and a key In a small back pack. I get onto my Motor Cycle before you can talk me out of it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:26:36
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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OOC im typing something kinda long so wait a sec before you post anythin please
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/20 02:26:48
if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:27:23
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"welll...what got him all rield up?" i say as i walk to the vending machine and smash the food one open (1 food one,2 drink ones.) and take out some pop corn. "hey,we got power here?" i yell to everyone.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:39:06
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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(i get realy quiet) Well since you found that.... I guess i should tell you 'my' side of this heh heh ill bring my computer up here tomorrow to show you the details of of what im going to tell you but untill then i should prolly tell you that the asteroidsare from a sorta failed attemp to stop a realy big asteroid that was gonna hit but thats no0t the point i was just told that, the main thing is eheh i sorta designed the zombie virusas a biological weapon to be used against countrys that resisted american controle but being me i kinda made it super mutatable but made it inurt uppon contact with a gene only certain humans and animals have just to prove that i could do it also because i was about to be terminated because i was of no more use to them.the plan was to secretly inoculate most people with there next flu shot and the disease would be released a few days before earth passed though the asteroid field and the meteors would be blamed for the outbrake this was al my idea as well, no wonder they were going to kill me haha. So far however the outbrake has done what I planed it to do and ignored the flushot imunity and most goverment officials went underground into bunkers to avoid the disease which as far as they know was a complete failure they wont ever know that it was me who did it caused it
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/05/20 02:46:03
if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:42:44
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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i turn to you and smile "so you made this?" i pull out a revolver i got from the safe and shoot your shoulder,as you grab it i say, "want another? cause i now have someone to hate...and no one to stop me from killing him."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/20 02:43:21
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:44:57
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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I get back to the church 10 min. after I left." Jason, take this." I say handing you a set of dogtags, Blank dog tags." If you want them i can engrave them" I say showing you mine. "More urgent matter vincent was shot, as in by one of us"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:45:47
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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(gahh Missed the post above -_-)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:47:39
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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i was expecting that but wow getting shot hurts
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/20 02:51:36
if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:48:45
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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OOC: Oops I meant Jason sorry =/
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:49:27
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"hey dylan,go ahead and take his back." i say as i cock the revolver and aim at his head.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:49:38
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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well if you kill me you have no way of knowing where the bunkers are because im likely the only one still alive who knows the codes (grins real big)
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:50:56
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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(Ehhh sorry I didn't mean to give james the dog tags they were a Im sorry gift to you)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:51:28
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"i can hack this baby." i say and show you the flash drive for half a second before i put it back." the appocolypse is one thing,zombies just piss me off!"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:52:13
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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OOC: lol,ok thanks
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:52:29
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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no you cant, even i couldnt.....
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:54:26
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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i aim and shoot and skim your leg."well your gonna tell us everything we need to know,or ll kill you.dylan thanks for the tags,but he might be needing a pair soon."i aim back at your head.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:55:00
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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"I could probly hack it." I say
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:55:22
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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i go and wrap my wound (bullet went all the way through didnt hit anything mayjor)
hey im not sorry for what i did and i wont ever be, its not my fault that i told you the truth and you shot me for it, the usb has a passcode as well so it wouldnt of done you any good unless i was convinced to open it
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:56:19
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"do you have a laptop?" i say and look at you."ill give it to you as soon as we decide on what to do with him."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:57:37
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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"Mhm I have a military issued mackbook" I say" You never asked about where I served in the military"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:59:27
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"ok,james,give me a reason to trust you." i look at dylan and throw him the drive."see what you can do." i aim and shoot,barley missing james ear."talk."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 02:59:35
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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the codes were origanolly desighned by me and then modifyed hundreds of times NOBODY could hack it ever because the code is extremly difficult,
20 letters 10 numbers and a superscript code based on the letters used as well as any other changes they mey have made
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 03:01:15
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"anything can be hacked." i say and take a step forward."talk or die."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 03:01:42
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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if you had any access to any of this information then I would have known about it, top secret doesnt even get close to clearance required to know about this stuff
because im still wlter but now you know what i was doing for a job haha
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 03:01:57
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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After about twenty minutes I say " Nobody can hack it?"
"Well B**ch change my name to nobody, not the most complex code ever, but the longest" I say after about 45 Min,
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 03:03:25
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"awsome dylan,keep trying. james,im gonna kill you,lest we cant hack that thing."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 03:03:43
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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you know thats not true, if i couldnt do it and i helped desighn it you couldnt do it none of you could even get close.
i look over at dylan and tell him the first 20 letters of the code
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 03:03:59
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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"Hey Jason I think I may have a reason" I say "Its not a very good one but what has been done in the past cant be changed so we might as well see if we can get through this, after all there is strength in numbers, even if one of those numbers did cause this outbreak."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/20 03:04:44
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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and the codes arent on it either just so you know
(pulls out a usb that looks exactly like that one)
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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