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2011/07/01 02:18:53
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
Somewhere Ironic
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cordan123 wrote:He uses a heavy flamer, to shave
Real men use him to get shaved; they sit on a barber's chair, while he does the job with his chainsword.
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DQ:90S++G++MB++I--Pw40k01+D+A++/hWD-R+++T(D)DM+
 Organiser of 40k Montreal
There is only war in Montreal
kronk wrote:The International Programmers Society has twice met to get the world to agree on one methodology for programming dates. Both times they met, the meeting devolved into a giant Unreal Tournament Lan party...
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2011/07/01 02:56:40
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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The traitor primarchs refuse to leave their chaos worlds for fear of what he would do to them.
Magnus lost his second eye when he looked in on The commisar's bedroom
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2011/07/01 02:59:59
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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A power fist reduces his initiative to 10.
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I am a grammar Nazi only because grammar democracy is ineffective. |
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2011/07/01 03:17:46
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
Somewhere Ironic
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Tuagh wrote:A power fist reduces his initiative to 10.
What is it without a power fist?!
Answer: 11.
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DQ:90S++G++MB++I--Pw40k01+D+A++/hWD-R+++T(D)DM+
Organiser of 40k Montreal
There is only war in Montreal
kronk wrote:The International Programmers Society has twice met to get the world to agree on one methodology for programming dates. Both times they met, the meeting devolved into a giant Unreal Tournament Lan party...
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2011/07/01 06:28:04
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
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Everything he touches turns to guns.
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mahahaha comics for the comic god! |
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2011/07/01 14:48:35
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Rooted to the Chair
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Tadhghouze wrote:Everything he touches turns to guns.
Except guns, which turn to tanks
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2011/07/01 15:21:26
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
Right behind you. No, really.
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NOOOOO
TADGOuzE!
NYANCAT IS MYYY AVATAR!
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2011/07/01 15:42:20
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
Neverland
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perils of the warp psykers exicute themselves out of respect for him
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http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/360480.page |
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2011/07/01 15:56:31
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Rooted to the Chair
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He has manifested as great people from our past to lead the humanity. Some include Lincoln, Alexander, Norris, Emperor and currently Creed.
Every Great Extinction in the history of Mankind was because he conducted summary execution on those lifeforms.
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2011/07/01 16:16:29
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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He once swam to Mars.
One night he stayed at a Sisters convent, shortly after, the Black Templars were founded. Coincidence, I think not!
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'I once saw a man kill another with only a sock. It was slow and painful to watch...'
Darnath Lysander: The Man, The Mystery, The Legend
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2011/07/01 16:59:12
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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A thousand Emperors are sacrificed to him every day.
He carries a Nemesis Dreadknight in a pouch on his chest... and another in his athletic cup.
Konrad Curze once called his methods "unsound".
He once took a dump on an alien planet after eating too much guacamole. Ghazkghull Mag Uruk Thrakka sprang, full formed, from that dump.
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2011/07/01 17:21:32
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
Neverland
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hes the only man Karhn would never try to betray
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2011/07/03 06:09:15
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
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stompydakka wrote:NOOOOO
TADGOuzE!
NYANCAT IS MYYY AVATAR!
yes but mine be moving 
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mahahaha comics for the comic god! |
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2011/07/03 06:13:16
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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He once made out with a Tyranid Queen and later scavenged the fleet using only a laspistol and a melta bomb....s
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/07/03 06:38:23
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Dakka Veteran
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He renamed Gork Mork and Mork Gork and Gazhgull to Jim
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2011/07/03 07:05:41
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Grand Prairie, Texas
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Small, Far Away wrote:He once swam to Mars.
One night he stayed at a Sisters convent, shortly after, the Black Templars were founded. Coincidence, I think not!
I like that one.
He once killed the Ginosagi; then sent him to attack a man named Jack.
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2011/07/03 09:01:17
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Rooted to the Chair
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He unleashed the Tyranids onto the Imperium so he could measure the rate at which fleasand lice spread before they can be stopped.
He made this a brilliant thread.
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2011/07/03 12:50:30
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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He can make a Sororitas nun pregnant just by looking at her and raising a single eyebrow
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His codpiece is made out of a retired mars class battleship.
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2011/07/03 13:06:37
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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He (secretly of course) is the real emperor, the guy on the throne is just the fall guy 
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Son you can insult me, you can ambush me, you can even take away my weapons. But if you think im going to step one single pinky toe inside blue base with out my SHOTGUN... you must not know who you dealing with.
I said move...
and i said SHOTGUN...
yes I have your shotgun
no.. i mean SHOT...-GUN
what is this... you think im going to give you your shotgun back because you asked???
i said SHOTGUN.... SHOTGUN DAMMIT!!!
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2011/07/03 14:14:59
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
Cornwall UK
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He made Khorne cry.
He confused Tzeentch.
He abused Slaanesh.
He gave Nurgle a wash.
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Many and varied forces in progress according to waxing & waning whims.
I may never finish an army in my life. |
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2011/07/03 15:52:01
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
Somewhere Ironic
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He pulled a Leman Russ to the enemy, so the tank could hit them with its cannon.
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DQ:90S++G++MB++I--Pw40k01+D+A++/hWD-R+++T(D)DM+
Organiser of 40k Montreal
There is only war in Montreal
kronk wrote:The International Programmers Society has twice met to get the world to agree on one methodology for programming dates. Both times they met, the meeting devolved into a giant Unreal Tournament Lan party...
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2011/07/03 16:32:28
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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He can drink Fenris.
He can also speak Klingon, French, Eldar, Martian, Time Lord and Cockney.
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This is becoming the easiest and best game ever.
I love it...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/03 16:33:21
'I once saw a man kill another with only a sock. It was slow and painful to watch...'
Darnath Lysander: The Man, The Mystery, The Legend
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2011/07/03 16:36:54
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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He wears a black and white coat into battle, riding on his black and white bike...
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Humans were put on this earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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2011/07/03 18:25:51
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Rooted to the Chair
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MasticatorDeelux wrote:He wears a black and white coat into battle, riding on his black and white bike...
I have got to ask why?
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2011/07/03 18:48:47
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Nasty Nob
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Conservationist wrote:MasticatorDeelux wrote:He wears a black and white coat into battle, riding on his black and white bike...
I have got to ask why?
He wants to propose to the Chapter Matsers daughter!
She'd say yes, of course. And so would the chapter master, even though he wasn't proposed to.
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2011/07/04 00:18:52
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Numberless Necron Warrior
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He is what happened to the space dwarfs.
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GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment.
"I want to tailor this list so much that I can wear it to tournaments and win both 'best looking army' and 'best dressed'. "
 2500? soon will change
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2011/07/04 02:13:14
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Small, Far Away wrote:
He can also speak Klingon, French, Eldar, Martian, Time Lord and Cockney.
in Imperial Gothic of course.
He takes tanith sacra threw an IV and does not get drunk.
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 -1750 pt - 50% painted
-1000 pt- 50% painted
Set up shop and blast 'em to pieces is my favourite strategy.
DT:80+S+G+M--B--I+Pw40k10#-D+A+/wWD-R++T(T)DM+
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2011/07/04 02:20:11
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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He once drank the entire Space Wolves legion including Leman Russ under the table and was still drinking when they finally came too again
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2011/07/04 03:31:44
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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Space marines listen to his podcasts.
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's." 
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2011/07/04 03:53:26
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
Somewhere Ironic
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Sasha (the gun) has a picture of him on the inside of her ammo barrel.
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DQ:90S++G++MB++I--Pw40k01+D+A++/hWD-R+++T(D)DM+
Organiser of 40k Montreal
There is only war in Montreal
kronk wrote:The International Programmers Society has twice met to get the world to agree on one methodology for programming dates. Both times they met, the meeting devolved into a giant Unreal Tournament Lan party...
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Corbulo is practicaly Jesus with a chainsword