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**ineptus astartes**

“I counted all his money.” Sang PFC ,McKenzie “It made a pretty penny! I took it and I took it and I took it home to Jenny! S sighed and she swore, that she ne'er would device me! But the divvil tak the women, fer they never can be easy-” when captain John Macintyre interrupted him. “Not now laddie.” We’re on a reconnaissance mission.” A slightly put out McKenzie nodded. “Right sir.” “Landing in five!” came the voice of the American Chinook pilot.

As the men of the 134th Loyalist Irish brigade clambered into their landrovers and scorpion scout tanks, the ramp dropped at the back end of the transport helicopter. McKenzie steeled himself and prepared for the landing.

The high-pitched buzzing of miniguns was audible over the two massive motors that powered the blades. And the voice of the copilot came over the comm. “we got local wildlife! Landing hot!”
As the chopper descended into the woods of Sligo Creek Park McKenzie pulled back the slide on his FN FAL battle rifle and took aim out of the cargo hold while the chopper threw up cloud of dust. When they landed on the dirt path, the bass rumble of the main cannon on the Chinook filled his ears as reports of a large feline, probably a wildcat, darting at them trough the trees filled the air.

Sprinting forward into the dip at the far end of the path, McKenzie dived in and watched as the other troops, scorpions, and scimitar tacks filled the trench too. As the cat pounced a scimitar fired its main gun with astounding accuracy and hit the cat in the left eye. The beast died as it hit the ground but managed to flip a landrover while it’s corpse skidded.

The Captain, it seemed, had no time to spare. “Lets get a move on.”

**lord commissar klimino**

sitting back in his makeshift chair,vio looked over his defenses for this 'sun room' as the color giver called it. nodding,he put it down. "wish we still had that tank,but were still strong." getting up and exiting the 'building',vio stopped as a scout appeared infront of him.
"shas'O'vio,we have reports of heavy environmental threats in the forest." thinking over this,vio turned and went to the edge of the table.
"send a scout squad to go meet the masked humans and the evil ones. the XV15 for the masked,a XV25 for the armored ones. makes sure they tell them i am arriving with an alliance offer." as the scout saluted and ran off,vio yelled "men,i need 2 fire warrior teams,2 rider teams,and 1 broadside team ready to leave NOW." as they scrambled to assemble,vio hit the ground."lets hope this works,cause if those necrons attack while any one of us is attacking another,we might just loose."

**ineptus astartes**

(you seem to be ignoring the US rangers hat just said hi, klimono...)

Rushing up the stairs and waking phillip who had crashed on his couch, Mark ran upstairs while phillip grumbled and put a pillow over his eyes

Throwing open the doors to the guest room he saw a scene of carnage. Some 100 daemons were lying in pieces around the 40k board some thirty grey knights were clambering out of a carrying case. Mark hit the floor and crawled to where a dreadnought was stomping on moria goblins and picked up the colander he flung it on to the dread and dived for Kaldor who turned, howled “DAEMON PRINCE!” and charged. As mark sailed through the air he wondered if this was the stupidest thing he had ever done and grabbed Draigo, making him drop his NFW…

**Darkvoidof40k**

(Fixed the post)

Lord Kaldor Draigo had strolled through the Daemon's with all the subtlety of a bulldozer rampaging through a park on a summer's day. Suffice to say, the fight was over very quickly. With his current foes dispatched, he made his way to a very large black case that lay upon the table. When he reached it, he plunged the Titansword into it and cut a large doorway out of the plastic. Several Grey Knights in Power Armor stared out from their padded "beds" with relief before jumping out and joining him.
"Supreme Grand Master, it is an honour," One began, kneeling before him.
"Dispense with the pleasantries, we must free the others," Draigo commanded.

Within ten minutes, the entire Grey Knight force had assembled on the board so that Draigo could inspect them. His forty Power Armored Grey Knights consisted of two Strike squads, two Purifier squads, one Interceptor squad and one Purgation squad. Then there was his unit of Terminators and his Paladins; fifteen Terminator-armored warriors. Furthermore, Techmarine Aurellias stood overseeing the great warmachines of their force - the Dreadnought Icarus and Venerable Dreadnought Torrontus, as well as the Dreadknight piloted by revered brother Gideon. Their armored section consisted of a large amount of vehicles. Each Power Armored squad had its own Rhino APC and his TDA equipped Knights had a trio of Land Raiders to transport them. A Stormraven was nearby, ready to provide air support, additional transportation capacity and reconnaissance. Standing next to a Chimera a short way off from the main force was Inquisitor Corteaz and his retinue of henchman as well as a representative of four of the six temples of the Officio Assassinorum that were in the codex.

Next to Kaldor himself stood Castellan Crowe, Grand Master Gaius, Librarian Korvus whose psychic strength matched even his own nigh-unmatched power as well as Brother-Captain Stern who was rather annoyed that ever since Draigo came along with the new codex, he had been a Grand Master for over six years, but now he was only a Brother-Captain as fate had originally intended.

Heathans, heretics and the unholy would never know what was coming for them.. until it was too late. Far, far too late. Lord Kaldor Draigo grinned in anticipation of the great hunt that was to come.

**lord commissar klimino**

ineptus astartes wrote:(you seem to be ignoring the US rangers hat just said hi, klimono...)

(erm...i never saw that,ill add another post.....)

**ineptus astartes**

good, good. (now lets see how you deal with an imperiator-man..)

**Darkvoidof40k**

Lord Kaldor Draigo fixed his diamond-hard gaze upon the great beast that now held him in an unescapable grasp. "Daemon! I hereby commend your blasphemous soul back to the warp!" He shouted as he raised his arm and emptied his entire clip of Storm Bolter ammunition at point-blank range into the giant Daemon's face.

(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)

**lord commissar klimino**

as vios force was about to leave to go meet their potential allies,he noticed some humans very nearby. "oh,sorry i didnt see you,been busy as of late..now,what do you want?"

**lord commissar klimino**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)

(look back,all of us ave done this.sometimes you cant post 100 words,so if you cant its ok just do it when you can.

)

**Kasrkai**

Upon the sofa sat the Kasrkin of the 312th Cadian. Leo's missing arm had been replaced, fitted with a small chain blade. His accuracy may suffer, but Orks would no longer be a nightmare. They all took this opportunity of solitude to mourn the passing of Derick. He wasn't a bad soldier, nor an excellent one. He gave what he had never shirked.

"Well, enough of this. Jeremy, find a way to charge our packs. Sitting on them isn't the quickest way, mind you."

All the men began to drop their packs, but Jeremy didn't even move. He had been laying upon one of the INCREDIBLY SUPER COZY PILLOWS, apparently attempting to get some sleep, despite the short nap earlier. He absently pointed to the lamp upon the coffee table, just in-front of the sofa.

"Just put 'em under there."

Anthony grabbed his pack and threw it up in the air where it landed just short of Jeremy's face.

"You put them there."

He grabbed the other packs and tossed them one by one, trying each time to land a good hit on the kids face.

The last one made it.

Jeremy grunted at the pain of the pack's impact, then moaned as he grabbed the packs and dragged them with him over the INCREDIBLY SUPER COZY PILLOW.

**Kasrkai**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)

Doesn't apply to conversation.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Kasrkai wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)

Doesn't apply to conversation.

I am now confused.

Also, can we please take this over to the discussion thread?

**ineptus astartes**

“aaaargrhhhh!!!” yelled Mark as he felt about a dozen bee-stings on his nose. Flinging Draigo into a wastebasket and dumping the rest of the force in too he carried it to the bathroom and locked them behind the thick doors of the cupboard and washed his face. clearing the blood out of his mouth he began to feel for the tiny metal fragments. He did not relish asking some miniature medic to remove them…

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in the sunroom Shatner’s men stared at the alien who spoke English. “umm…how about a way into the house?” asked Shatner after a minute of staring.

**lord commissar klimino**

vio pointed over to behind him. "i thought we were inside already,huh. theres the door right there that leads to to the living room or the kitchen.were going out that window there to get to the forest. if you want to speak of any alliances you can meet me in an hour or 2 in the sun room. make sure to tell my men "giant green bitter thing"(pickles!) for safe entry."
with that vio called to continue marching on. he hoped that the masked humans hadent shot his scouts...

**WARORK93**

Kern continued to watch the garden, there was a lot of action going on over there, he was glad that the battalion had gotten out of there before hand.

His attention was again turned to the slopes that led up to his trenches. Were those Tau coming up towards them? They seemed to be scouts of some sort, no doubt come to give Kern a message of some sort. Kern let the aliens get up to the large stone cliff face and looked down at them.

"Do you come in peace or in hostility?" He shouted down to them. "Because let me tell you, you are severely outgunned."

**lord commissar klimino**

the tau scout looked up at the human "true,but ive got heavy support coming in behind me and others of my squad on standby ready bto shoot you if you shoot me.sorry,yes,i come in peace.my leader shas'O'vio is on his way to talk about an alliance." then,turning,the scout walked off and was followed by Several others that came out of nowhere,one came from right behind the human leader. "he will be here in about 4 minutes!"
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vio looked out at the human standing on a rock.motioning,he and his small force walked up to him. "hello masked human...sorry,never got your name. im shas'O'vio,leader of this army of warriors,we come to talk of an alliance. with a group of necrons large enough to over power and kill a giant about,i think its a good idea to say the least."

**WARORK93**

Kern stepped aside as the scout jumped down from the wall. He looked around at all the kreigsguard that stood around him flabbergasted. Kern shrugged.

"Stealth suits, well played, xenos..." He said to himself and then called to the leaving scouts.

"Very well, I will await your commanders parley!"

"Heretics and xenos looking for alliances? What kind of world did we drop into sir?" One of his men asked.

"It has concerned me too, these necrons must be a rather big deal to them, you all remember that match last year?"

The kriegsguard shuddered at the mention of it, the way that monolith had carved into the guardsmen was something to be dreaded, but this time they would be ready for them.

A few minutes later the leader of the Tau walked up and got Kern's attention, also speaking about the necrons.

"My name is Jakob Kern, you may adress me as such." Kern said looking down from his emplacements. "What are the terms of your proposed alliance?"

**ineptus astartes**

As the Irishmen advanced toward the noise of running water they inflated several rafts. They would be going downriver soon it seemed. As they arrived, they noticed that it was easily a hundreds-foot drop to the hundreds foot deep river. “Damn.” Muttered the captain. “Alright men. Lash together the tanks, and make a raft with logs!”

when they had rappelled down the rock wall they began to load up.

When they had made the small fleet they set off toward down the river, their weapons panning the banks for more cats the scimitar tanks, with blowup rafts around their sides and plowing up water with its treads.

Without warning, one of the scorpions disappeared in a flash of water and scales.

**lord commissar klimino**

"well,jakob kern, we request mostly a 'come to my aid when i call' alliance,but information trading would also benefit us.after all,you know this forest better than us,but we know the inside of the house better than you. any other things you wish to add ill happily hear them."

**ineptus astartes**

Kommando sergeant Biggunz stormed through the concrete and steel sewer tunnels, with his kustum shoota panning back and forth the kommandoes behind him were dragging sevral bodies of the endless hordes of vermin that resided in these tunnels. they were part of rouge WAAAGh!!! That had been alive for almost a month for some reason. They knew these tunnels like the backs of their shootas.

The dead ratz would make fine tents when they got back to the kamp. Without a sound something moved in the darkness. “oi!” Yelled the sergeant at the top of his lungs. “oo iz yoo?” instead of a reply came silence the seasoned commando knew something was up “bugblasta! Git wit yer burna up ere roit now!” “commin boss!” came the reply within a second the flamethrower fired out streams of liquid fire. Illuminating the sewer for all to see.

The cigar clamped between Biggunz teef dropped out wreathed in flame were dozens of skeletal figures with massive clawed hands, and animal pelts adorned their frames while the leaped forward and gutted the firs commando to fire. The orks rained bullets on them like a typhoon and managed to destroy about a dozen beyond repair but were quickly overwhelmed Biggunz realized that he would never get out of this alive so selecting the biggest bomm in his rucksack he charged into the metallic ranks, with one final cry of “WWWAAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!!”

Deep in the shadowy depths of Mark’s garden, a hole sinks into the ground as the sewer is blasted open. The Kreigsmen, not half an hours march from the spot look up at the sound of the detonating device, while in the jungle, the first clawed hand grasps at the edged of the hole.

The skies began to cloud.

**ineptus astartes**

Directive: > remove biologicals.

Scarab feed relay…[buffering]…biologicals identified:

Race: human: subclass: Imperial Guard: notables: rebreather.

Target identified: ‘Death Korps of Kreig':

type: commander.

Second target:…[buffering]…Tau:

type: commander.

/scarab analyzing/ scarab attack would be ineffectual.
…

…

…

…

Directive: all flayed ones/warriors/1100..1..00...0.../wriaths/;neutralize all biologicals in the area.

Response:…moving toward position of biologicals…estimated time of arrival…[buffering]…/ten minutes/

/Moving units 1200 through 1400 to assault/

**WARORK93**

"That would be beneficial, Vio." Kern called down. "I agree to your terms but also request that you keep a look out for any other guardsmen in the house. If you find any, please send them my way, the yard must be made defensible."

Just then a rumbling was heard and felt across the yard and a plume of smoke shot up from the garden, it seemed something had come up from underneath it. Kern grabbed his scope and pointed it towards the garden, what he say terrified him. Metal beings carrying strange green weaponry and others with bloody skins draped over them with huge claws began to spread out and grow in number. Kern cursed loudly.

"The necrons are upon us! Sound the alarm and get to battle stations! Ready the artillery, the enemy advances!" Kern began yelling, men all around him began to dive into the trenches and ready their weapons.

"Vio!" Kern called to the Tau. "The necrons are at the gates! Gather your forces for their attack!" He yelled and went to go prepare his own forces.

**lord commissar klimino**

vio turned instantly at the explosion,then heard jakobs request. "smart move,broadsides! swerve to the left onto that small hill to give more heavy firer! scouts! take explosives and hit them in the rear! everyone else,forward assault! ill call the rest of my army! you,jakob,call any allies you've got! *call ing HQ* the necrons are in the backyard! i repeat in the backyard! be get everyone here now!"

**ineptus astartes**

Target sighted: wraith number 12345 moving to eliminate…

…target removed…

analyzing…[buffering]…Tau…broadside battlesuit…

immortal group 113:…eliminating…target removed…

scarab swarm 3047 destroyed…[buffering]…

leman russ: tank: destroyer 123 moving to attack:

destroyer 123 has been deactivated>directive: advance: all

units complying:

losses: scarab swarms: 6 /warriors/ 12 / [destroyed: 2]

destroyers: 1

flayed ones>entering enemy fortifications…monolith arrival…

...2 minutes…

**WARORK93**

The front trenches were firing full blast but it seemed like nothing was happening to the necrons, they were just walking through the fire like it was a spring rain.

"Direct heavy fire! autocannons, meltas, plasma! Give it all you've got men! For the Emperor and for Krieg!" Kern yelled, his men echoed his cheer. All of the armor was now engaged, every single man under his command was firing some sort of heavy weapons at the necrons.

"Prioritize targets! Take out the big ones first!" He yelled, his Commissar was also shouting, the entire line began to sustain a withering salvo of fire at the uphill advancing necrons. The artillery continued to rain upon them, blowing metal skeletons this way and that. At the top of the stone wall, Kern waved his power sword and shot his bolt pistol into the advancing swarm.

"Sir! The tau report that a monolith has come up, its advancing on the line!" His vox officer shouted. Kern thought quickly and then bolted back towards the command bunker and up into the parapet of his Stormblade. His plan was risky but something needed to be done.

Kern shouted at the giant tank to plow into the front and aim for the monolith, waving his power sword at the enemy, his standard bearer stood next to him, holding the regimental banner in the breeze for all the troops to see.

The Stormblade charged, its weapons firing massive amounts of firepower and its main gun charged and blasted its powerful plasma shot at the monolith.

**ineptus astartes**

"Dats sum 'ard boy dere." said boss Blastgunz as he watched the kreig commander order his big booma forward, screaming,

"DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!"

As the necron hordes smashed into the trench lines of the DKoK, boss Blastgunz knew which side he would take. The one that had more enemies. He disliked fighting multiple opponents because it meant you didn’t know which one you killed, and where was the fun in that? Besides, maybe he could get some of those nifty green shootas that the shiny boyz liked so much. Shrugging, he raised his kustum shoota and bellowed out the praise to the gods.

“WWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!” his army took up the call as well. The roaring, charging, shooting, blasting, chopping, screaming, howling, flying, rolling horde of orks streamed out of their base under the tree roots near the trenches. Gretchin gunners cackling and blasting away at the advancing silver horde and fighta-bommas blowing great gouges out of the lines.

It truly was a good day to be an ork

**lord commissar klimino**

as vio shot down another necron,he felt a rumble. "oh feth..." he said as he saw the monolith appear. "you! go inform the humans! keep firing men,hold your ground! reinforcements are on their way!" as he said that an explosion sent him flying. hitting the ground,vio vision went hazy. as he stood,he saw explosions at the back of the necrons force and burst cannons going off. looking around,he saw his force being pushed back. "dang,retrat and form up with the humans in the trenches! we cant hold them with are numbers!" as he ran a kroot picked him up on its mounts. as they reached the line he saw the humans massive tank charge forward. "may the greater good prevail for you..." but just then as if to awnser there prayers,sevral powerful rounds slammed into the side of the monolith. looking over,vio saw the rest of his army on the left side of the necrons. his tanks,all the other broadsides, and XV8 suits were pounding the monolith. the pathfinders were using teir railguns on the heavier ones.and all the others were firing at whatever was closest!yelling to his own mean and his human allies,vio aid "keep fighting men! let us win for alll are goals!" then,as if to be even more blessed,a horde of orks slammed into the sother side of the necrons. "ummm....for the WHAAAGH TOO!?!?!??!?!"

**ineptus astartes**

you forgot the green tide slamming into said 'crons...

**lord commissar klimino**

ineptus astartes wrote:you forgot the green tide slamming into said 'crons...

(im going with he is caught up in the chaos of war and plus seeing his own men arrive on the complete other side of the enemy lines kinda distracts form that,ya know? plus you ninja'd me and thats not very nice. ill go add in alittle,wont be much though.)

**ineptus astartes**

I cant really control ninja'ing