Best last words.

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**Kasrkin Jack**

So, basically just post the funniest last words you could think of:

Mine would be:
- Ha, that sniper couldn't hit a Squiggoth at this distance!
(consequently before being shot right between the eyes)

**whatwhat**

Plasma guns overheating? never heard of it mate.

Has anybody ever told you you look just like Abbaddon the despoiler?

**Kasrkin Jack**

Don't worry guys, the explosion radius on the land raider cant be THAT big!

**Deff Dread red Edition**

I am sure after devouring our armoured division that those Tyranids won't be at all hungry.

**Crazy_Carnifex**

"Die, my dear chaps? that is the last thing we shall do."

**Deff Dread red Edition**

"Ok men,we are going to get out of the trench and walk real slow in....in....um....that general direction and we will be the heros of the imperium for our heroic victory.This high command a sures me,now over the top chaps for victory!!!!!"

**BrookM**

"Ha, those chaos dopes spelled surrender with only one R.."

**gameandwatch**

"Whats that little pink thing with teeth that ork is throwing at us?"

**whatwhat**

"Getting on a bit now aren't you Marneus?"

"Got laid yet Marneus?"

"Bit short for a space marine aren't you Marneus?"

"I'll tell you where you can stick those fists Marneus."

**Paul Atreides**

"Let me rest, there couldn't possibly be anyone else around!"

"I don't like the look of this valley. Looks like the perfect place for an ambush"

"Look, a grenade without a pin!"

**Smashotron**

"Attention on deck, this is your Captain speaking. Prepare for warp jump; Piraeus to Crows World ETA 12 hours. Fire Hawks ho! the Emperor protects!"

**Hordini**

Smashotron wrote:"Attention on deck, this is your Captain speaking. Prepare for warp jump; Piraeus to Crows World ETA 12 hours. Fire Hawks ho! the Emperor protects!"

Hahaha....that one was pretty good!

**barlio**

"Trooper Durr-Dur Durrr throw your Demo Charge!"

**Frazzled**

Come on, nothing's THAT big.

**Destrado**

"Watch out for that Land R*"

"What Land R*"

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

'Look, it's only an Ork. According to page 64, all we need to do is shoot the Warboss in the face. What could possibly go wrong?'

**reds8n**

"Hello! .. so you're "Tyranids" are you ? we're the Squats. It's very nice to mee...."

**Frazzled**

Hammerhead? I'm sitting in a leman

ing Russ MAIN BATTLE TANK. What do I have to fear from a fish? Besides we're hundreds of miles from the ocean. This guy on the comlink's an idiot worrying about a fish 1,000 miles from the coast...

**mcfly**

So, how do you drive a bike? Cause, I don't know which is goooooooo.....*boom*(hits tank)

**barlio**

Frazzled wrote:Come on, nothing's THAT big.

That's what she said.

**99MDeery**

Ork Warboss - "So this Sly Marbo fella, ee's gotta be weedy as ee's a oomie,"

**Mango**

"I drank what???" -Socrates

"Hold my beer, and y'all watch this...." unknown redneck

"There are no indians for miles, Sir" unknown scout to general custer

"for your land, for your homes, for your sweethearts, for your wives, for VIRGINIA!!!" Brigadier General Lewis A Armistead -right before his regiment charged across an open field and was wiped out.

"C'mon, how many Persians could there really be" King Leonidas

**Frazzled**

This will be a cakewalk. We'll pin them between us and the Volga. What? Just put the Italians on the flank. Who cares about the Italians anyway.

Automatically Appended Next Post:

Frazzled wrote:This will be a cakewalk. We'll pin them between us and the Volga. What? Just put the Italians on the flank. Who cares about the Italians anyway.

Selected quote from How I won WWII by Paulus (non-published).

**Gwar!**

You do not win a war by dying for the Emperor, you win by... No wait, yes you do. Off you go then

**Deff Dread red Edition**

"Oh great Tau lord forgive me I have forgotten to bring my communist manifesto with me."

**barlio**

From a Commissar, "Ok you Catachan scum, as the appointed voice of the Emperor I order you to charge the enemy!"

**spartanghost**

Shas'la(s?)! Charge in the name of the greater good!

(sorry i don't know what the plural of Shas'la is)

**BrookM**

"Hi H.B.M.C., I'm John!"

**oggers**

"Carnifex? What's that?"

**temprus**

IG Sgt: "Retreat!"