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Made in us
Master Sergeant





Okay, so it's only got a starting bid of 10 cents, but all the same... you've got to admire this guy's nerve.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Imperial-Guard-army-lists_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ65Q3a1Q7c66Q3a2Q7c39Q3a1Q7c240Q3a1318Q7c301Q3a1Q7c293Q3a1Q7c294Q3a50QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem33536c91c2QQitemZ220442956226QQptZLHQ5fDefaultDomainQ5f2QQsalenotsupported

Green Blow Fly wrote:Arseholes need to be kept in check. They do exist and play 40k.

Ironically, they do. So do cheats. 
   
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Lady of the Lake






A notebook of IG army lists that apparently never lose.....
   
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Wing Commander




The home of the Alamo, TX

I wonder if they're handwritten too.



 
   
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Fixture of Dakka



Chicago, Illinois

This seems legit I am gonna bid.

If I lose it is because I had bad luck, if you win it is because you cheated. 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka





Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents

They never lose because he hasn't ever played anyone!

   
Made in gb
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

I'd be tempted to bid for this just to see those lists.

   
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Umber Guard






Houston, Texas

Page 14: Ratling Sniper Assault Force!

Your side is always the "will of the people" the other side is always fundamentalist, extremist, hatemongers, racists, anti- semitic nazies with questionable education and more questionable hygiene. American politics 101.
-SGT Scruffy

~10,000 pts (Retired)
Protectorate of Menoth 75pts (and Growing) 
   
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Lady of the Lake






Page 11: Assorted IG figures found in shoebox on the morning of the game.

Notes: Opponent didn't show, this list must have a good effect on the mental condition of my opponent... Consider list in future for GT.
   
Made in gb
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

Page 3: Ogryn gunline.
Notes: Opponent was 7 years old. I pwned his face. I'm so baddass.

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Longtime Dakkanaut






He's got hutzpah I tell ya!
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Reminds me of Henry Winkler's green notebook of plays in "The Waterboy" that the other coach took. Sigh.

In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer 
   
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge





Boston, MA

I like how it doesn't even say what edition the army lists are from.

For all we know these could be from the early 3rd edition codex.

Check out my Youtube channel!
 
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran






Page 17: "Attempted to field two full troop choices of guard. Had to proxy infantry with models from the Zombies!!! boardgame. Setup took 2 and a half hours, opponent forfeited (was probably too scared to get shot by that many mans) before first company was on the table. This list is killer wicked rad, shortest game ever."

Tombworld El'Lahaun 2500pts
Hive Fleet Vestis 5000pts
Disciples of Caliban 2000pts
Crimson Fist 2000pts
World Eaters 1850pts
Angels Encarmine 1850pts
Iron Hospitalers 1850 pts (Black Templar Successor)
Sons of Medusa 1850pts
Tartarus IXth Renegade Legion 2500pts
 
   
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker





Denton, TX

Wow...just wow.

Page 23: "Couldn't think of any more imperial guard lists so I just brought a can of gasoline and a match and just torched down the gaming table. Opponent forfeited."

5500
3500
2000  
   
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Elite Tyranid Warrior






Birmingham UK

Some of these responses are hilarious.
I think you kinda lined yourself up to be shot down by making that post.
Especially liked.....
Page 14: Ratling Sniper Assault Force! \
LOL!

"If it Bleeds, we can kill it!"

 
   
Made in ca
Hardened Veteran Guardsman





Wow.
Balls indeed.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Wow, just... wow. I have a notebook FULL of bad ideas. I should just tell everyone that the are super kickass army builds that just dont loose! Mainly because halfway through, I realize, hey this list is garbage! And start anew.
Ill watch that guys sale and see if its worth it lol
   
Made in us
Monstrous Master Moulder




Sacramento, CA

The current top bid is ten cents and the auction specifies free shipping. If there are any blank pages left in the notebook that on its own would make it worth ten cents. The description states that it contains only ten different lists, so unless this is a really tiny notebook or it contains much more material than described there should be plenty of space left over.

Agitator noster fulminis percussus est 
   
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Lady of the Lake






Page 1:

IMPERIAL
GUARD

Army lists.

NOTE: Too awesome for anyone else to use but me!
For the emaproah!!
   
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre




Missouri

Who actually bid on it?

 Desubot wrote:
Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.


"It's easier to change the rules than to get good at the game." 
   
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Fixture of Dakka



Chicago, Illinois

YOU WILL ALL BE DESTROYED I WILL OWN THE SECRETS OF IMPERIAL GUARD

If I lose it is because I had bad luck, if you win it is because you cheated. 
   
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The Hammer of Witches





A new day, a new time zone.

Sidstyler wrote:Who actually bid on it?

Someone who thinks $.10 is worth a laugh.

"-Nonsense, the Inquisitor and his retinue are our hounoured guests, of course we should invite them to celebrate Four-armed Emperor-day with us..."
Thought for the Day - Never use the powerfist hand to wipe. 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut






What would be funny, the fact that the fees could be more than the profits made from the sale of these epic documents.




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Eldar 18W-2L-5D Overall x4
Deathwing 21W-7L-6D Overall x4 Best General x1 Best Appearance x3, 19th place Adepticon 40k Champs.
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Armies:
1850+ pts. 3000+ pts. 2000+

40k bits go to my ebay... http://stores.shop.ebay.com/K-K-Gaming-and-Bits  
   
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran






"Win every time without fail"... In 3rd edition.

What an asshat.
   
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker





Someone needs to (at the risk of encouraging further shenanigans) buy the notebook and, assuming it's a legit auction that will result in your receiving the item as specified, scan the pages in for our enjoyment.
   
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman





Gainesville, Florida

He's from Quebec which means he has to cheat at every game he plays. Thus his overwhelming success.

Jtw1n
Vostroyan XCIX "The Heirs Apparent" 
   
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Phanobi





Paso Robles, CA, USA

He's in Quebec? Oh man, I don't want a whole notebook of French army lists.

Maybe I'll bid on it anyway and start a bidding war.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings.
Look on My works, Ye Mighty, and despair.

Chris Gohlinghorst wrote:Holy Space Marine on a Stick.

This conversation has even begun to boggle my internet-hardened mind.

A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy 
   
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Sentient OverBear






Clearwater, FL

jtw1n wrote:He's from Quebec which means he has to cheat at every game he plays. Thus his overwhelming success.


This sort of language has no place on Dakka. Click on the link to Rule #1 in my sig, and keep it polite.

DQ:70S++G+++M+B++I+Pw40k94+ID+++A++/sWD178R+++T(I)DM+++

Trust me, no matter what damage they have the potential to do, single-shot weapons always flatter to deceive in 40k.                                                                                                       Rule #1
- BBAP

 
   
 
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