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williams, Az

You know you play to much warhammer when you see a hot chick and instead of the normal male reaction you think that her soul would be tasty. (necron players) That or when you get mad at them you have visions of a green flash consuming him.

Sadly it will eventually happen to every one who plays enough that their army's idiology starts to take over your brain. Trust me it will get YOU too! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA


please tell how your army changed you.

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Yummy, nothing like souls to get you going in the morning 
   
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Deep in the Woods

When you set the table for dinner you measure so your salt and pepper shakers are in coherancy range.

"I have traveled trough the Realm of Death and brought back novelty pencils"
 GamesWorkshop wrote:
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. 
   
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Doc Brown






When the idea of a church not only has blood instead of water in the baptismal font but also has candles burning at every corner and eyeless demon-cherubs flying overhead, spewing nonsense and incense over the line of sacrifices in the main aisle.

Did I ever mention the Word Bearers are awesome?

"From the fires of Betrayal unto the blood of revenge we bring the name of Lorgar, the Bearer of the Word, the favored Son of Chaos, all praise be given to him. From those that would not heed we offer praise to those who do, that they might turn their gaze our way and gift us with the Boon of Pain, to turn the Galaxy red with the blood, and feed the hunger of the Gods."

-Excerpt from the Three Hundred and Forty-First

Book of Epistles of Lorgar

Cheese Elemental wrote:That made me think... what's a good pick-up line in the Imperium?

"Hey baby, my plasma cannon's running hot and I need to purge you in the name of the Emperor tonight."
 
   
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader






when you start talking about orks playing chess, and the problems of this event happening
   
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Seoul, South Korea

You hate that your models have numerous packs and details, yet you labor for hours just to paint them.

You curse the person who just called you, the loud ring from the phone startled you, and made you mess up your paint job (stupid telemarketers!).

You spend more time writing down your army, than it takes to fight the battle. "I want this and that, no, wait, I want that instead".

Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
: 5,000+ points
: 10,000+ points
: I'll never tell...
: Necromunda
: And yes I even play Squats!  
   
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Brandon MB

When you can't make a decision between two things, and use a dice to do it for you.

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Denton Tx

When you lay in bed at night thinking of mathammer! Or when you take sleeping pills to sleep before a game day!

 
   
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williams, Az

When you feel it to be a requirement to yell at your parents ten or twenty times to let you finish another round at three in the morning. Did I forget to mention you were 40 and still living in their house so you could afford more models.

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Yummy, nothing like souls to get you going in the morning 
   
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Ontario, Canada

You'v gonn to da conveeniunce stor to bi a coke and yoo ask da clurk how much teefs it costs

Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.

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Longtime Dakkanaut






Scyzantine Empire

When your wife asks you which paint you'd like to use for the bedroom and you respond with, "Foundation Necron Abyss, followed by a wash of Asurmen Blue and drybrushed highlights of Enchanted..."

What harm can it do to find out? It's a question that left bruises down the centuries, even more than "It can't hurt if I only take one" and "It's all right if you only do it standing up." Terry Pratchett, Making Money

"Can a magician kill a man by magic?" Lord Wellington asked Strange. Strange frowned. He seemed to dislike the question. "I suppose a magician might," he admitted, "but a gentleman never could." Susanna Clarke Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell

DA:70+S+G+M++B++I++Pw40k94-D+++A+++/mWD160R++T(m)DM+

 
   
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williams, Az

Gavin Thorne wrote:When your wife asks you which paint you'd like to use for the bedroom and you respond with, "Foundation Necron Abyss, followed by a wash of Asurmen Blue and drybrushed highlights of Enchanted..."

Bravo wow that would be pretty bad man; feel for any one who did that.

Yummy, nothing like souls to get you going in the morning 
   
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Huge Hierodule






Outflanking

You know, there is already a whole thread devoted to this (If anyone is interested)

Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?

A: A Maniraptor 
   
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williams, Az

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:You know, there is already a whole thread devoted to this (If anyone is interested)

Really, Hmmmmm, what's it called didn't mean to make a copy

Yummy, nothing like souls to get you going in the morning 
   
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot






Worcester, UK

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/219300.page
Was even on page 1 lol

 
   
 
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