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You know you play to much warhammer when you see a hot chick and instead of the normal male reaction you think that her soul would be tasty. (necron players) That or when you get mad at them you have visions of a green flash consuming him.

Sadly it will eventually happen to every one who plays enough that their army's idiology starts to take over your brain. Trust me it will get YOU too! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA


please tell how your army changed you.

When you set the table for dinner you measure so your salt and pepper shakers are in coherancy range.

When the idea of a church not only has blood instead of water in the baptismal font but also has candles burning at every corner and eyeless demon-cherubs flying overhead, spewing nonsense and incense over the line of sacrifices in the main aisle.

Did I ever mention the Word Bearers are awesome?

when you start talking about orks playing chess, and the problems of this event happening

You hate that your models have numerous packs and details, yet you labor for hours just to paint them.

You curse the person who just called you, the loud ring from the phone startled you, and made you mess up your paint job (stupid telemarketers!).

You spend more time writing down your army, than it takes to fight the battle. "I want this and that, no, wait, I want that instead".

When you can't make a decision between two things, and use a dice to do it for you.

When you lay in bed at night thinking of mathammer! Or when you take sleeping pills to sleep before a game day!

When you feel it to be a requirement to yell at your parents ten or twenty times to let you finish another round at three in the morning. Did I forget to mention you were 40 and still living in their house so you could afford more models.

You'v gonn to da conveeniunce stor to bi a coke and yoo ask da clurk how much teefs it costs

When your wife asks you which paint you'd like to use for the bedroom and you respond with, "Foundation Necron Abyss, followed by a wash of Asurmen Blue and drybrushed highlights of Enchanted..."

Gavin Thorne wrote:When your wife asks you which paint you'd like to use for the bedroom and you respond with, "Foundation Necron Abyss, followed by a wash of Asurmen Blue and drybrushed highlights of Enchanted..."

Bravo wow that would be pretty bad man; feel for any one who did that.

You know, there is already a whole thread devoted to this (If anyone is interested)

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:You know, there is already a whole thread devoted to this (If anyone is interested)

Really, Hmmmmm, what's it called didn't mean to make a copy

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/219300.page
Was even on page 1 lol