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What if Earth is achualy in the 40k universe and were discovered by The Imperial Guard, now i for one would NOT let the Imperium take over, there would be rebelions everywhere.

They cant just march in and tell us that our culture and way of thinking is wrong, and there's is right. There would be rebilions and mass sucuide etc.
What about you? Would you believe the Imperial Truth and believe in a God Emporer your never going to see?

Discuss.

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The Eye of Terror

We would be either an agri-world or a paradise world, after all the churches and mosques and stuff were destroyed and some arbites were imported from another planet. Xav and people like him would be killed. Sorry, sad but true. I, for once, welcome our gothic overlords.

I would join the imperial guard, or the sisters of battle (though I think you have to be in the sisters since birth)

 
   
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Sisters of Battle are recruited by the Schola Progenarum (sp?), schools for the orphans of Imperial servants. You'd probably be requisitioned as a munitions factory serf, like the rest of the GW community.
   
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I have to say it would be rather fun watching religionfail, but the people of earth are very creative, i dont think it would last there would be alot of rebelions etc.
People wouldnt accept the imperial truth or there relatives being killed for disobeying. Its most likely Earth would turn into a massacre.

But what if we had a lost primarch, and he was Arnold Schnasweignar, and Califnorna became the new chapters headquarters?

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I think the best part would be the IG finding the giant red SPEHSS MARIENZ in GW stores. I mean, finding little plastic versions of the Angels of Death would be a bit of a shock to their systems.

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Well i would be pissed that suddenly we get a new government and new police (Guard). Forceing us to obey there rules would be extremely annoying.

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Chicago, Illinois

no new police are completely different than guardsmen. They Are alot cooler and Violenter. And plus the Space Marines would be LIKE WTF? ARE YOU SERIOUS BURN THE WORLD! IT PROPHEIS ABOUT US! and the gw people would be freaking out!

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Aherian what Space marines, there very rare to see one. Why would they visit a small low tech world like ours?

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A casual gamer writes a list to win a game and then pretends he didn't.


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no it has spread through out the gaxaly. O.o lol no i was joking it would never be like that. Except all the GW people would be freaking out and saying I TOLD YOU SO!

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First I would go along with. I would then try and get inducted into the Space Marines or Maybe the Inquisiton.
I would survive with my mind intact and then enact my plan to turn to chaos.

So I'd end up a Chaos Space Marine.
I'd try and gain favor with all the gods and eventually surpass even abaddon in power then destroy the Imperium and become the most powerful being in the universe

(I've given this alot of thought )

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The Unending wrote:First I would go along with. I would then try and get inducted into the Space Marines or Maybe the Inquisiton.
I would survive with my mind intact and then enact my plan to turn to chaos.

So I'd end up a Chaos Space Marine.
I'd try and gain favor with all the gods and eventually surpass even abaddon in power then destroy the Imperium and become the most powerful being in the universe

(I've given this alot of thought )


You can't be a space marine after you've hit puberty

 
   
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Canonness Rory wrote:
The Unending wrote:First I would go along with. I would then try and get inducted into the Space Marines or Maybe the Inquisiton.
I would survive with my mind intact and then enact my plan to turn to chaos.

So I'd end up a Chaos Space Marine.
I'd try and gain favor with all the gods and eventually surpass even abaddon in power then destroy the Imperium and become the most powerful being in the universe

(I've given this alot of thought )


You can't be a space marine after you've hit puberty


Fine Inquisitor then its all the same in the end <rubs hands together evily>


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Become, one of the high lords of Terra, after all we do live on Terra, the imperium would look favorably on those who would help them subdue earth/terra

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I'd gladly join the Ecclesiarchy just so I can burn things.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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I suppose I would have to start doing incantations & sacrifices in hopes of raising some Chaos daemons.


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I'm thinking of joining the TA, so maybe i'd better leave it in case that involves imeadiatley becoming cannon fodder in the IG. Think i'd have to join the Adeptus Mechanicus get some sweet augmentation, become a techpriest and control all those servitors

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My dreams would be to join the Ecclesiarchy, get my Terminator Honours, and then after several centuries of very violent war. Become a Chaplain Dreadnought.
   
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I would quickly burn all my orks. Then have hopes to become a leader.

OF THE SPESSSH MAHRENES!!!
   
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Xav wrote:
But what if we had a lost primarch....


already happened, and his name is Obama.

OH gak! He went there!
   
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archite666 wrote:
Xav wrote:
But what if we had a lost primarch....


already happened, and his name is Obama.

OH gak! He went there!


Lies! Chuck Norris is the missing primarch, along with his twin Mr. T.
   
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I would try and join up wiff da boyz.

Even it just ends up with me yelling and being painted green.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Were full of heretics. they would use the cyclonic torpedo on use the populate it and turn it into a forge world because with mars so close they would a raw materials.

-to many points to bother to count.
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I would fufill by life ambition and become one of the first adept of mars. As they discovered Earth it happens mars is a forgeworld, and il get my self a metal eye and a melal leg, and a cloak with gold stitching round the rim.

Il create the first sex servitior and make millions.

H.B.M.C. wrote:A competative gamer writes a list to win a game.

A casual gamer writes a list to win a game and then pretends he didn't.


Started my Salamanders army


 
   
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Forever alone

Actually, the Imperium will usually try to convert a population and only attack it if they refuse.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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I know cheesy but you cant honestly say people will allow this, seriously i would be realy pissed. They walk in and tell us there right and were wrong, leave us a stupid Imperial commander as our world leader then they feth off.

H.B.M.C. wrote:A competative gamer writes a list to win a game.

A casual gamer writes a list to win a game and then pretends he didn't.


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I'd so join the Inquisition, just because it'd be great fun going around and sniffing out heresy.
   
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Vancouver

Durandal wrote:
archite666 wrote:
Xav wrote:
But what if we had a lost primarch....


already happened, and his name is Obama.

OH gak! He went there!


Lies! Chuck Norris is the missing primarch, along with his twin Mr. T.


This link DOESN'T LIE


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Xav wrote: Would you believe the Imperial Truth and believe in a God Emporer your never going to see?

Discuss.


dont see how that would be any different than the gods i cant see today

id move to mars and join the adeptus mechanus
   
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SonofTerra wrote:id move to mars and join the adeptus mechanus


I'd join the Crimson Fists...as a Chapter serf!


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
 
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