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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/28 23:26:14
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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What if Earth is achualy in the 40k universe and were discovered by The Imperial Guard, now i for one would NOT let the Imperium take over, there would be rebelions everywhere.
They cant just march in and tell us that our culture and way of thinking is wrong, and there's is right. There would be rebilions and mass sucuide etc.
What about you? Would you believe the Imperial Truth and believe in a God Emporer your never going to see?
Discuss.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/28 23:37:27
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Missionary On A Mission
The Eye of Terror
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We would be either an agri-world or a paradise world, after all the churches and mosques and stuff were destroyed and some arbites were imported from another planet. Xav and people like him would be killed. Sorry, sad but true. I, for once, welcome our gothic overlords.
I would join the imperial guard, or the sisters of battle (though I think you have to be in the sisters since birth)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/28 23:40:20
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sisters of Battle are recruited by the Schola Progenarum (sp?), schools for the orphans of Imperial servants. You'd probably be requisitioned as a munitions factory serf, like the rest of the GW community.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/28 23:44:23
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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I have to say it would be rather fun watching religionfail, but the people of earth are very creative, i dont think it would last there would be alot of rebelions etc.
People wouldnt accept the imperial truth or there relatives being killed for disobeying. Its most likely Earth would turn into a massacre.
But what if we had a lost primarch, and he was Arnold Schnasweignar, and Califnorna became the new chapters headquarters?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/28 23:48:55
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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I think the best part would be the IG finding the giant red SPEHSS MARIENZ in GW stores. I mean, finding little plastic versions of the Angels of Death would be a bit of a shock to their systems.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out. This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/28 23:50:56
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Well i would be pissed that suddenly we get a new government and new police (Guard). Forceing us to obey there rules would be extremely annoying.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 00:03:25
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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no new police are completely different than guardsmen. They Are alot cooler and Violenter. And plus the Space Marines would be LIKE WTF? ARE YOU SERIOUS BURN THE WORLD! IT PROPHEIS ABOUT US! and the gw people would be freaking out!
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 00:13:37
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Aherian what Space marines, there very rare to see one. Why would they visit a small low tech world like ours?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 00:16:43
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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no it has spread through out the gaxaly. O.o lol no i was joking it would never be like that. Except all the GW people would be freaking out and saying I TOLD YOU SO!
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 00:31:41
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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First I would go along with. I would then try and get inducted into the Space Marines or Maybe the Inquisiton.
I would survive with my mind intact and then enact my plan to turn to chaos.
So I'd end up a Chaos Space Marine.
I'd try and gain favor with all the gods and eventually surpass even abaddon in power then destroy the Imperium and become the most powerful being in the universe
(I've given this alot of thought  )
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 00:41:29
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Missionary On A Mission
The Eye of Terror
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The Unending wrote:First I would go along with. I would then try and get inducted into the Space Marines or Maybe the Inquisiton.
I would survive with my mind intact and then enact my plan to turn to chaos.
So I'd end up a Chaos Space Marine.
I'd try and gain favor with all the gods and eventually surpass even abaddon in power then destroy the Imperium and become the most powerful being in the universe
(I've given this alot of thought  )
You can't be a space marine after you've hit puberty
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 00:52:10
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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Canonness Rory wrote:The Unending wrote:First I would go along with. I would then try and get inducted into the Space Marines or Maybe the Inquisiton.
I would survive with my mind intact and then enact my plan to turn to chaos.
So I'd end up a Chaos Space Marine.
I'd try and gain favor with all the gods and eventually surpass even abaddon in power then destroy the Imperium and become the most powerful being in the universe
(I've given this alot of thought  )
You can't be a space marine after you've hit puberty 
Fine Inquisitor then its all the same in the end <rubs hands together evily>
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 00:59:05
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
New Jersey
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Await execution for my heretical knowledge of Daemons. See you all at the execution line.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 01:16:46
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
SE Michigan
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Become, one of the high lords of Terra, after all we do live on Terra, the imperium would look favorably on those who would help them subdue earth/terra
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 01:23:31
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Killer Klaivex
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I'd gladly join the Ecclesiarchy just so I can burn things.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 01:42:21
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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I suppose I would have to start doing incantations & sacrifices in hopes of raising some Chaos daemons.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 01:45:13
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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I'm thinking of joining the TA, so maybe i'd better leave it in case that involves imeadiatley becoming cannon fodder in the IG. Think i'd have to join the Adeptus Mechanicus get some sweet augmentation, become a techpriest and control all those servitors
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 01:52:08
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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My dreams would be to join the Ecclesiarchy, get my Terminator Honours, and then after several centuries of very violent war. Become a Chaplain Dreadnought.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 02:01:21
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Roarin' Runtherd
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I would quickly burn all my orks. Then have hopes to become a leader.
OF THE SPESSSH MAHRENES!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 02:02:27
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Xav wrote:
But what if we had a lost primarch....
already happened, and his name is Obama.
OH gak! He went there!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 02:07:04
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon
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archite666 wrote:Xav wrote:
But what if we had a lost primarch....
already happened, and his name is Obama.
OH gak! He went there!
Lies! Chuck Norris is the missing primarch, along with his twin Mr. T.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 02:17:01
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I would try and join up wiff da boyz.
Even it just ends up with me yelling and being painted green.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 02:23:40
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Were full of heretics. they would use the cyclonic torpedo on use the populate it and turn it into a forge world because with mars so close they would a raw materials.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 03:22:54
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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I would fufill by life ambition and become one of the first adept of mars. As they discovered Earth it happens mars is a forgeworld, and il get my self a metal eye and a melal leg, and a cloak with gold stitching round the rim.
Il create the first sex servitior and make millions.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 03:23:13
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Killer Klaivex
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Actually, the Imperium will usually try to convert a population and only attack it if they refuse.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 03:45:15
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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I know cheesy but you cant honestly say people will allow this, seriously i would be realy pissed. They walk in and tell us there right and were wrong, leave us a stupid Imperial commander as our world leader then they feth off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 08:37:02
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Sneaky Kommando
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I'd so join the Inquisition, just because it'd be great fun going around and sniffing out heresy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 08:53:10
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Durandal wrote:archite666 wrote:Xav wrote:
But what if we had a lost primarch....
already happened, and his name is Obama.
OH gak! He went there!
Lies! Chuck Norris is the missing primarch, along with his twin Mr. T.
This link DOESN'T LIE
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 08:56:22
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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Xav wrote: Would you believe the Imperial Truth and believe in a God Emporer your never going to see?
Discuss.
dont see how that would be any different than the gods i cant see today
id move to mars and join the adeptus mechanus
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 09:09:29
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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SonofTerra wrote:id move to mars and join the adeptus mechanus
I'd join the Crimson Fists...as a Chapter serf!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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