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many of my subjects are just pratical jokes because im testing my audience you se. If you forgive me please reply.

What was that spoon about that Iorek locked one of your threads over, that's what I wanna know.

superprism2 wrote:many of my subjects are just pratical jokes because im testing my audience you se. If you forgive me please reply.

Please, please, please you proper grammar and punctuation!

I see no need for you to test your audience, Dakka is normally a friendly site.

The better, more useful questions you ask, the better, more useful answers you got.


By the way, I too want to know what the purpose of the rusty spoon was.

Cheers,

Jack.

Was the spoon a Matrix reference? (There is no spoon)

Or was the spoon a means by which to threaten someone?

"That's not a knife, it's a spoon"
"I see you've played knifey spooney before!"

I dont understand what where you doing?

I go pootie!

Well one was apparently not useful what-so-ever the other got into a bit of a fight. But that was one where I was testing my auidence.


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but I do have to admit even though that was not true what I meant it was still quite funny how you all reacted. But I wont do it again so no need to worry and I'm sorry.


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And why are you talking about spoons?

When Iorek locked the thread on twelve year olds he just put a picture of a rusty spoon

Ok I searched it up on google but it came up with several answers which I would rather not up on repeat if you really want to know search it up on google and click on urban dictionary. Now I think that Iorek should get banned for being so dodgy if he actually meant any of those answers!

I just looked up rust spoon too. That should be a part of the thread about people being doomed or something.

A teacher was asking her students about the alphabet and told them that she would give them a letter and they had to say a word associated with said letter.

She said "A" and little Johnny shot his hand right up. Now, little Johnnywas the son of a sailor so she decided it would be best not to pick him to answer.

Little Susy answered with "apple"
"Good" said the teacher, "now the letter B"
Again little Johnny shot his hand up and the teacher decided not to call on him.

Now it went on till the letter "R". Little Johnny shot his hand right up. The teacher was puzzled, she couldn't think of anything bad that began with the letter R and decided to let him answer.

Little Johnny jumped up excitedy and screamed "RATS, BIG F**KING RATS WITH D**KS THIS LONG!!"

Is this another turtle pie post?

Flachzange wrote:Is this another turtle pie post?

Who cares, I'm claiming it for the Great Pie in the Sky and the Omnidessert.

The who and the what now?

I, Mekboy, the Third Saint of the great and glorious Church of Turtle Pie, have seen this thread and have deemed it pointless. Citizens of Dakka, repent for your posting of pointlessness and hail the Omnidessert in all its glory.

That's what you get for invoking the name of Turtle Pie.

That thing is still around? I thought it was busy making space corridors or industrial catwalks or something.

So you were posting annoynig forums to see how we would react

Well thats a little Frustrating

banworthy frustrating

Is this thread for posting jokes?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get some turtle pie

A kid dressed as a cow-boy with 2 plastic 6-shooters goes to DQ.

kid:
I wanna sundae

Counter-lady:
Would you like your nuts crushed?

kid:
You want your boobs blown off?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor

wheres my tractor

Q: What's the difference between a shower curtain and a piece of toilet paper?

Response: I don't know?

A: So you're the one.

"Why did the [Star Wars] Emperor croos the road? To get to the dark side."

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/tatooine_is_a_tough_crowd_star.php

superprism2 wrote:many of my subjects are just pratical jokes because im testing my audience you se. If you forgive me please reply.

*golfclaps*

And the best way of gauging the crowd is to post useless topics and make silly statements that are both silly and imflamatory, then try to retract those statements thinking that dakkaties aren't clever enough to see through it???

Hmmm, I'm going to do the sensible thing here and let my mouse drift over here to the little "Ignore" button *CLICK*

Cheese Elemental wrote:

Flachzange wrote:Is this another turtle pie post?

Who cares, I'm claiming it for the Great Pie in the Sky and the Omnidessert.

What about Rust Spoon?