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**BigWaaagh**

next to the Edamame.

**snurl**

These kids today don't

**Chaos Legionnaire**

know a thing about

**BigWaaagh**

multiple appendage amputation procedures

**snurl**

; all they wanna do

**Chaos Legionnaire**

is play with their

**snurl**

fancy new cybernetic implants

**BigWaaagh**

and drink organic Kambucha.

**snurl**

BigWaaagh has been known

**BigWaaagh**

throw epic hill parties

**snurl**

whenever he gets the

**BigWaaagh**

need to spread the

**snurl**

good cheer all around.

**BigWaaagh**

Speaking of good cheer,

**snurl**

what would you think

**BigWaaagh**

of having Bananas Foster

**snurl**

after work some morning

**BigWaaagh**

when your sweet tooth

**snurl**

has a bad abcess

**BigWaaagh**

but you just can't

**Lupus Mortem**

resist your sugar addiction?

**snurl**

I believe that would

**Lupus Mortem**

label you as a

**snurl**

Toothache-Denial-Food Freak

**Lupus Mortem**

with nasty orc teeth

**snurl**

and breath to match.

**BigWaaagh**

Orc breath is fine

**snurl**

If you're an orc.

**BigWaaagh**

And let's face it,

**Lupus Mortem**

peanut butter and chocolate