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which would allow the

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Colt 45 to flow

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as it rightfully should.

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A turkey dinner will

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make you very sleepy

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but if you doze

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close to Uncle Pervy

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You may get a

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very lucrative future lawsuit

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in about thirty years.

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If you cyberbully yourself

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instead of cyberbullying grandma,

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don't be surprised when

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the senior citizens' dojo

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opens some whoop ass

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out of sheer contempt.

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The Toxic Avenger and

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his list of names

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were published on WikiLeaks

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in original Cyrillic script

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because nobody thought of

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something better to do.

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People who collect cats

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stuffed with styrofoam and

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nailed to the wall

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have many sister wives

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and like Roy Moore.

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Speaking of Alabama's feces

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, I just stumbled onto

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Roy Moore's campaign website