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this is the story and how to play

In a dark dismal hallway there sits a lone blinking light. As you come up to it a large metal box says Coca-Cola on the side.
There is no coin slot but there is a little door that simply says "deposits"
However, when you deposit a pound coin and a penny it gives you a Queen riding a Penny Farthing instead of a Coke

In fine print it tells that it's the
"Dysfunctional Vending Machine: Caution, anything put into the machine comes back defective! Use at your own risk"


How the game works is that someone will put something into the machine...
and the next person posts what the other person receives.
Then that person posts about what they put in the machine (at least two or more unrelated items)

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I put in a red lipstick, a tutting Librarian, a polkadot umbrella and an iPod

I put in a red lipstick, a tutting Librarian, a polkadot umbrella and an iPod

You get out garry glitter.


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I put in a rat, small rock and an airsoft gun.

you get a signed picture of jervis jhonson holowen came early

i put in a chicken a dog and a memory stick

Vulkan_He'stan wrote:I put in a chicken a dog and a memory stick

You get Korean Kentucky Fried Chicken variety box.

I put in a thermometer, a bikini and a prosthetic leg.

you get out a fat orange chicken pooing out dice


i put in a box of orks a xbox and a tv

Vulkan_He'stan wrote:i put in a box of orks a xbox and a tv

You get a choppa for krumpin da umies.



I put in 14 space marines, two human skulls, a chicken, a baneblade, water, a burnt match, a couple of litres of vodka mixed with chocolate nesquik, a rabbit and exactly 18 pennies that had been smashed with a sledgehammer in an old heinz beans can.

n0t_u wrote:

Vulkan_He'stan wrote:i put in a box of orks a xbox and a tv

You get a choppa for krumpin da umies.



I put in 14 space marines, two human skulls, a chicken, a baneblade, water, a burnt match, a couple of litres of vodka mixed with chocolate nesquik, a rabbit and exactly 18 pennies that had been smashed with a sledgehammer in an old heinz beans can.

You get Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez as Adeptus Garbagus, poor drunken out of shape servitors whose station in life is to hose out the remains of the Emperor's finest from their shattered suits of armor so that the techmarines can try and salvage them.

I put in dried-out cool-whip, a plastic godzilla action figure, a cellophane printer paper wrapper, a defunct CRT computer monitor and an old cat that has chewed off most of its fur because it's senile.

You get an HD-DVD copy of Waterworld.

I put in the latest and most expensive FW model, a C&D letter from GW, and the new Bloodbowl game for Xbox.

Edit: Ninja'd

Manchu wrote:I put in the latest and most expensive FW model, a C&D letter from GW, and the new Bloodbowl game for Xbox.

You get a normal tactical marine, it cannot be painted at all and will be stuck grey forever.




I put the dysfunctional vending machine inside itself.

Something happens but, frustratingly, it happens so fast you didn't see what it was exactly. Something is definitely different, however, at least . . . you'd swear something is different now . . .

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I put the soundtrack to Highlander, a copy of KillKrazy's avatar, and a live smurf in the machine. (This one is a test!)

You get out Mel Gibson in 'Braveheart'.

I put in a hershey's kiss, a pug dog and 3 kilograms of granite.

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:

I put in a hershey's kiss, a pug dog and 3 kilograms of granite.

You get a fiance, who is an obese russian that looks like she enjoys head-butting small mammels.

I put in:
Lip balm, a cup of tea, some underarm ointment and an ox

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:You get out Mel Gibson in 'Braveheart'.

Correct! I would have also accepted "the Tau."

As to this . . .

adielubbe wrote:Lip balm, a cup of tea, some underarm ointment and an ox

Boy George, of course.

Let me see: two jousting knights, a box of girl scout cookies, and Wrexasaur's /b/ folder

You get the winner of the Australian Golden Daemon's Duel category.


I put in a wooden duck, a miniature toy trumpet, and a Robin Hood costume.

You get a fox with toy trumpets for its legs wearing a green hat.

I put in a two twigs, a rock, and duck tape.

You get a caveman's version of a pipe bomb.

i put in a bottle of vitamin water, a maths equation and nelson mandela.

you get out two fat orks who have a taste for human flesh


i put in a rubber duck a nuke and a copy of cod 6

You get a strictly single-player game that explodes when put in a bath-tub

I put in a Land Raider, some sunglasses and a camcorder.

You get a pack of poisoned skittles



I put in a box of jeans, the hamburgular, Keanu Reaves and the Emperor of Mankind.

You get a homosexual 10 foot-tall criminal wearing Abercrombie in a computer game

I put in a laptop, a wartrukk and strawberry chewing gum

You get a fast moving, super-intellegent red ork.

I put in a dead body, a guitar, and a fire engine.

you get a tracksuitstealer

i put in a dog a fat ork a cheesestealer and a winegum

You get AIDS

I put in a condom


*It's local awareness week in my area, so play along please

You recieve a Daemonette and thirteen Nurglings. Use at own risk.

I put in a chainsword, a bottle of champagne and a dirty magazine.

You get Fabius Bile.
I put in Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain Asmodai, Manchu and myself.

You get a new Ultramarines Chapter Master airManchu.


I put in DakkaDakka

You get warseer.

I put in some bacon and a pencil sharpener.

You get a Bacon Servitor.

I put in my creepy ex, some deodorant and a Shoota.

...no one? I figured I'd get some weird ones for this.