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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 21:58:09
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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I know who the Stig is!
One of my passengers was a mechanic type spod for a Team, and he told me who the Stig is.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 21:59:35
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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My brother's friend is the Stig. Or at least that's what he keeps saying.
There's a reason we didn't invite him to Thanksgiving, though.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 21:59:51
Subject: Re:Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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I thought that was leaked/known years ago?
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PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:00:22
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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WTH are you babbling about Grotsnik? Whats a Stig?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/11/29 22:02:06
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:00:36
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Leaked, denied, covered up.
First up, there has/is more than one Stig, but I've been given a single name.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:01:55
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Thinking of Joining a Davinite Loge
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His identity should never be revealed as it would just ruin the spirit of part of the show
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Armies:
(CSM/HH) - Iron Warriors; Death Guard; World Eaters; Night Lords
IG - Vestfalian Expeditionary
Force (Solar Auxilia - HH)
SM - Blades of Inaros (Homebrew)
DE - Kabal of Ouroboros
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:03:32
Subject: Re:Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Yay! Another pointless thread!!! +1 to post count.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:05:31
Subject: Re:Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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It's one of those things they like to keep well hidden. I've heard about this from time to time, should his true identity ever be known he would be sacked as soon as possible by the BBC.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:08:06
Subject: Re:Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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warpcrafter wrote:Yay! Another pointless thread!!! +1 to post count.
I'll see your pointless thread for a +1 post count and raise ya.
But i still wanna know what the heck everyones talking about.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:10:37
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Search for The Stig, and learn.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:12:47
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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He changes doesnt he? I thought they had a fatter guy for the American programme?
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:17:47
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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For those who don't know who the Stig is, there is a TV show over here called Top Gear, which is all about cars. One of the main parts of it is that the Stig will drive certain cars/help celebrities drive faster on a race track, all the time saying little and wearing a full white driver clothing, with a tinted helmet. This is the second Stig, the original wore black, but when his name was revealed, the BBC sacked him. And there are many different international Stigs.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:18:15
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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I think so, though I suspect that's mainly for international programmes, as 'The Stig' still has his own career which means he won't always be available for location stuff.
And there has certainly been a black Stig, and a white Stig.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:20:48
Subject: Re:Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Hawkins wrote:warpcrafter wrote:Yay! Another pointless thread!!! +1 to post count.
I'll see your pointless thread for a +1 post count and raise ya.
But i still wanna know what the heck everyones talking about.
The Stig is a monster with the head of a crow, the body of a shark, and the legs of a spider.
Every fourteen years he awakens from his slumber to hunt, and takes the guise of mortals. To kill him you need to stab him with a spear taken from a dead man.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:45:19
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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statu wrote:For those who don't know who the Stig is, there is a TV show over here called Top Gear, which is all about cars. One of the main parts of it is that the Stig will drive certain cars/help celebrities drive faster on a race track, all the time saying little and wearing a full white driver clothing, with a tinted helmet. This is the second Stig, the original wore black, but when his name was revealed, the BBC sacked him. And there are many different international Stigs.
thanks.
Orkeo: cool now all i need you to do is drop dead so i can have your spear
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 22:50:39
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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Depending on the vehicle being driven the stig changes from time to time
Perry McCarthy was the origional "black stig" (who left the job after people found out he was the stig)
Ben collins, Heikki Kovalainen and Russ Swift are actually the white stig, however, the new series does have a new stig.
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Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/29 23:50:00
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I have a custom Stig pistol.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/30 01:50:15
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Stalwart Tribune
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i am the stig.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/30 05:40:38
Subject: Re:Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Charging Wild Rider
Wanganui New Zealand
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/30 06:02:40
Subject: Re:Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
An unknown location in the Warp
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so we all know the identity of a wannabe racing driver from a tv show ...yay! That makes my life so much better!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/11/30 09:44:27
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/01 05:27:47
Subject: Listen. Do you want to know a secret?
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
An unknown location in the Warp
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The Dreadnote wrote:
exactly!
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