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A -3
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C -3

C!!!!

Who cares if I already voted!

A.

A wins with 4.

A

A

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A. Spin the ship quickly to throw the Zee Nouse of off the ship

The ship shook again. "Spin da ship round" yelled Nippy. "How?" asked Wheely-Git. Nippy just looked at him. The ship shook again. Nippy shrugged. "Figure it out" he commanded. The gretchin sharted pushing every button they could find, trying to find the spin button. "Wot about da wotsit dat moves da ship?" asked Nippy. Finally the ship began to do a barrelroll to try to throw the imaginary xenos off of it. The Inquisitorial ship was bumped while this was happening and both ships were knocked into the atmosphere of a nearby planet where they quickly began to fall to the surface. Nippy looked out of a window then stood proudly on the captain's chair. "Dis rock will be da new rock just fer Gretchins. No moar getin stomped on or haven ta do wot dem smelly Orkses says" he said. The other Gretchin facing him to listen to his little speech. "Nippy shuld be Da Emprah" said one of the Gretchin. "Wots dat?" asked Nippy. "Dun knoe but dem humies seem ta always talk bout em. Maybe hes da big boss" answered the same Gretchin. As Nippy thought about which one he'd like to be called more the ship hit the ground. All of the Gretchin were thrown around. After they stood back up again, Nippy looked out the window to see the new Gretchin Planet. They seemed to be in some sort of cave, they had made a hole right through the top of it. Then some figures started imerging from the shadows to see what had happened.

Nippy recognized them once they were in the light, they were humies. Smashy had a bit of trouble standing back up again but he eventually got to his feet. Suddenly a small group of humies wearing dark blue came running towards the ship, they had helmets on and shields. "Wot does we do boss?" asked Smashy.

What will you do?
A. Go outside and start to get the humans off of the new Gretchin Planet.
B. Stay inside and try to fire some of the ship's guns.
C. Talk over the loud speaker mockingly.

C

C!

c

C

S_P

C!

C!!!!

then B!!!!

HAH! I finally figured out what CYOA means, saw this post 2 days ago and was like grrr WTF does that mean!!!!

You never actually said it, it drove me nuts, but I now assume, and for anyone else, there prolly isn't anyone, but meh, whatever, Create Your Own Adventure, yes?

Choose Your Own Adventure, but thats close enough. Heheh.

C followed by B as well. Moar Dakka!

C

c
im finaly back to posting on this

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C. Talk over the loud speaker mockingly.

"Press sum buttins" said Nippy, the Gretchin mashing control pads at his command. Eventually they could hear their voices echo and repeat themselves. At first they were freaked out by the sudden change but began to look around for what was causing it. They eventually discovered a metal stick thingy on one of the control pannels and it seemed to make the echoing louder when they were near it. "Does you little humies hear me?" asked Nippy. Through the window they could see the humies talking to each over and then one showed up with some metal sticks on his back. Suddenly the voice of a humie came from one of the pannels, crackling quietly in the background. "We can hear you. Do you require any help?" asked the voice. "We needs you all ta goes away" said Nippy. The humies continued to talk to each other in the background and then one appeared scared. "Are the generators operating properly. Have your Tech Priests determined if there are any faults with them?" asked the voice. "We dun has those" said Nippy. "Don't have what?" asked the voice. "Teck Prez" replied Nippy. The humies continued their discussion and then the others appeared as scared as the first. "We'll evacuate the area imediately, sir. Also some Tech Priests are one the way to help with any damage done to the generators" said the voice. The cracking sound stopped and the dark blue humies began leading the others away. Weird looking Trukks came to pick up some of them and before long they were all gone. This left the Gretchin staring in awe at Nippy. He'd managed to stomp them all with his words, something no other Gretchin had done before.

"Dis will be da main base" said Nippy. The Gretchin scurried around making adjustments to the ship, fixing faults in designs and adding more spiky bits to the outside to make it harder to smash. After a while some humies wearing red cloaks showed up. At first walking, but after they had stopped and looked over it they came running towards the door. The Gretchin shut it quickly but orange/white sparks started shooting through it and began to draw a door. There were three of them and they were shouting something about "Teck Noe Heh Rah See".

What will you do?
A. Smash them
B. Run from them
C. Try the escape pods

A.

C.

D. Let them in, run away so they chase you, then ambush them with the other gretchin, and steal their equiptment!

A.

Let hilarity commence

C

A

C with the aim of achieving A.

A

A!!!

Lets see if I can't get this updated more regularly

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A. Smash them

Nippy clicked his fingers, leaving the Gretchin looking a little confused. "Wen I make dat sound it means dat Smashy shuld goe an fix et" said Nippy. "Oh alrigh boss" replied the mettalic voice of Smashy. The giant among them, Smashy, waddled forwards and out of the room. The chasis of the Killa Kan just small enough for it to fit through the doorways, but he still had to walk sideways to fit.

"Da rest uf ya get redy fer war" yelled Nippy, once again over confident and excited. The three humies managed to open the door and enter the crashed ship. One of them muttering a prayer. Killa Kans are by no means subtle, so they were well aware of Smashy's approach as they heard the loud mettalic thuds of his foot steps echo down the corridor.

However Smashy had become lost, the ship was a maze already for the Gretchin, but even more so as he had to find doors which he could fit through. Giving up on trying to find out he had decided to make a shortcut for himself. As the Tech Priests walked along, weapons raised, and followed by the Arbites that had gathered earlier, one of the walls was heavily dented. "Stop" said the first Tech Priest. He looked at the Auspex then pointed at the wall. The other two began cutting at it with the same instruments they used to open the door. The wall started making a lound thumping sound and they quickly stopped and backed up. Smashy burst through the wall, screaming.

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Smashy krump all da humies" yelled smashy, although his voice was mettalic it was kind of funny as it was very high pitched. His screaming almost sounding like a cat being strangled. "Holy shi!" exclaimed one of the Arbites, running. A couple others followed him. The Sergeant looked back "For feths sake, man up!" he said, raising his shotgun. He fired several times at the Killa Kan, but the shots deflected off the armoured hull. "Damn, these weapons are too crap for this" he said, throwing the shotgun to the side. A Tech Priest dove after the ornate Shotgun. The Sergeant pulled out a Krak Grenade and smiled. By this time Smashy had killed the remaing Arbites and trod on two of the Tech Priests as they attempted to dismantle important parts with their cutting tools.

"Time to go back to the scrapyard!" Yelled the Sergeant. He ran towards Smashy, intending to place the Krak Grenade in a more vulnerable place. He was stopped by a sharp green flash. He dropped the grenade and looked downwards. His body suddenly felt like it was on fire, then slowly the pain faded away. He collapsed, in between Smashy's legs stood Nippy with his Plasma Pistol raised. "Thanks Boss" said Smashy, his sentence ending with a loud thud and the whirling of a circular saw as his arm crashed down on the last Tech Preist. Outside the door they could see a Chimera.

What will you do?
A. Mess around with the "Plaz Mer Dealies" they had been talking about, before taking the Chimera to safety
B. Rebuild the door and walls
C. Take the Chimera

A, after all it might go BOOM.

(Edit) Thanks again for continuing this!