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2011/07/04 17:15:43
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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He keeps his Dos Aquillas in the secret box on Titan.
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'I once saw a man kill another with only a sock. It was slow and painful to watch...'
Darnath Lysander: The Man, The Mystery, The Legend
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2011/07/04 17:48:55
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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Shadelkan wrote:Sasha (the gun) has a picture of him on the inside of her ammo barrel.
who tuched my gun!!!
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's." 
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2011/07/04 18:17:33
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Deadly Dark Eldar Warrior
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He considers live orks a delicious delicacy.
He made Kharn cry...
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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
-Terry Pratchett
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Raids of Pleasure and Pain
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2011/07/04 21:32:07
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Grand Prairie, Texas
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He beat Khorne in a boxing match.
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2011/07/04 21:38:52
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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He once took St. Celestine for a nice seafood dinner, and never called her again.
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2011/07/04 21:50:06
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Terrifying Doombull
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He dated the sister of silence once... After that theywere no longer the sisters of silence, they where the moaning sisters
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2011/07/06 14:47:23
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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Trondheim wrote:He dated the sister of silence once... After that theywere no longer the sisters of silence, they where the moaning sisters
You, Sir......are AWESOME 
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2011/07/06 15:29:51
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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He constructed his own psychic beacon out of an old garden ornament and a Dan Dare villan, and named it the Astro-Gnome-Mekon.
He kills a kitten everytime someone masturbates.
When you dream you are walking on a lonely beach, and see two sets of footprints, he is walking beside you. When you see only one set it's because he's just cut your f****g legs off.
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2011/07/06 17:45:45
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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He is the sole beneficiary in the Emperor's Will
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/06 17:46:03
I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
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2011/07/07 01:42:53
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Dakka Veteran
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He is just awesome.
He has done everything.
He needs no titles because he is THE title.
He is, the most -is executed by order of the Inquisition for the potential release of secret information retaining the Emperor, may he watch over us all.-
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2011/07/12 07:04:23
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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If you discover his name, you must be cast into the Eye of Terror, where he will be waiting...
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'I once saw a man kill another with only a sock. It was slow and painful to watch...'
Darnath Lysander: The Man, The Mystery, The Legend
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2011/08/05 04:46:27
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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HE is the reincarnation of chuck norris
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's."
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2011/08/06 09:39:46
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Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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He betrayed Kharn the Betrayer by taking Slanesh's virginity but was not impressed when she fainted afterwards... 
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2011/08/06 10:10:24
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
Greensboro North Carolina
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He speaks Chaos on Terra.
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2011/08/06 13:04:34
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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He casts shadow of the warp wherever he goes, as the emperors light is too scared to go near.
He is too hard to eat Khorne Flakes. (His own brand is much harder.)
GW considered giving him his own codex, but it would be incredibly overpowered, so they didn't. He plans on getting his revenge on those responsible to this day.
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2011/08/06 13:07:38
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Space Marine wrote:GW considered giving him his own codex, but it would be incredibly overpowered, so they didn't. He plans on getting his revenge on those responsible to this day.
He's so overpowered, Mat Ward said "Dang!"
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2011/08/06 13:20:20
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:Space Marine wrote:GW considered giving him his own codex, but it would be incredibly overpowered, so they didn't. He plans on getting his revenge on those responsible to this day.
He's so overpowered, Mat Ward said "Dang!"
The codex was going to be called Codex: Angry Marines, but that was an understatement.
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2011/08/06 13:31:56
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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His parents are named after him.
He has won staring contests with the Eye of Terror.
He regularly plays with Necrons - and wins.
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2011/08/06 13:33:39
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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He sells headache tablets to Slaanesh
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/08/06 13:36:01
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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He is the reason why the Warp stays out of the real world.
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2011/08/07 05:59:09
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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He framed the Eldar for creating Slannesh.
He's responsible for all of Straken's bionics.
He once killed an posessed Emperor-class Battleship. Naked. While banging a Canoness.
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2011/08/07 18:36:09
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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I was going to die laughing reading this thread if I was not immortal
The smell of his fart terrified Nurgle and made him run away in disgust!
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2011/08/07 19:46:59
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Nasty Nob
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...then he thought about helping Isha escape, but instead he brought the whole cage, thinking she'd serve well as a decoration in his living room.
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2011/08/07 19:56:41
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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His fists caused a run on the Ork currency. Twice.
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2011/08/07 20:22:18
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Reliable Krootox
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He beat Tzeentch in a game of chess.
He taught an Ork to speak in Shakespearian English.
He's so overpowered even in Matt Ward thinks it's a bit much.
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2011/08/07 20:24:41
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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Matt Ward worships him for his overpowerdness
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" I kept my soul its mine no one else's."
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2011/08/09 17:30:26
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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He had Slannesh in his phonebook listed under "Bootycall."
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2011/09/11 18:26:41
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
Cornwall UK
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These are just amazing.
The Emperor rises from the Golden Throne to shake his hand.
He killed Chuck Norris.
He Planet killed the Planet Killer. By sneezing and pushing Alderaan into the ship. Abaddon sent him a bill for the damage, but he is so badass he won't pay it!!
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Many and varied forces in progress according to waxing & waning whims.
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2011/09/11 18:32:04
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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He doesn't always walk across the Emporer's lap, but when he does, he makes sure to step on his genitals.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/09/11 18:33:05
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Nasty Nob
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Slaanesh tells him "Not tonight, I have a headache". He doesn't care about that.
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