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They would die, slowly wile the last thing they see are their loved ones torn to shreds, and the sound of their aungiush filling their ears


What if I where a kind man

I would commit murder.

what if i did murder the clowns?

Then you would fail, for despite your initial success, you would be overrun as their endlesslegions spewed forth from their small car, pelting you with cream pies until you are buried alive.

What if I wake up my wife and make her cook lunch?

You will get another black eye

What if I took all your money

You would be seeing how cavernous the barrel of a .45 looks from the business end.

What if I owned a .577 T-Rex rifle (video of people shooting one)

Then you would become famous on the interwebzs for being the nerd who died after shooting a gun

What if GW bougth you, and licensed the use of you in the enxt Michal Bay movie

It would be an even worse film than transformers.

What if instead of re enacting, i actually went back in time?

Then you would wind up in the wrong year and everyone would think you dress funny.

What if reenactors used real bullets?

we would all die, unless you do a period without guns.

What if the caves snurl lived in were the bin laden caves?

Then there would be a huge underground explosion.

What if I started reenacting again?

I would be very happy! and we may meet at somepoint! - maybe not, Americas a bit far for me to travel on shanks's pony!

What if Stalins russia had actually been communist?

Then it would have been much easier to divide and exploit.

What if reenactors did not spend 80% of their time at an event bitching?

The we would have nothing to do!

What if re enactors actually got their information from academic books instead of their mate down the pub?

Then the world would be much more peacefull

What if I decided to seek out Necrovamp and challenge him to battle!

Then people would reenact the epic battle hundreds of years from now.

What if Snurl had asked a question?

(Trond, if you ever come to england, find me and we can fight!)

Then it surely would have been answered by now.

What if the zombies come?

i would form a zombie protection outfit and campaign to give them decent homes.


What if the Pirates apeared at a zombie infestation?

Then Dead Man's Chest would take on a whole new meaning.

What if Red Bull really gave you wings?

we would have supercool ariel larp battles with foam swords, bean bags and shouting 'LIGHTENING BOLT' at each other, oh what fun.

What if the spartans at thermopylae all had PMS?

Then the outcome would have been similar. One can only open up so many cans of whoop-ass, pms or not.

What if The Bismark could be raised?

The some independant rich guy would raise it and either put it in a muesum and charge lots of money to see it or sell it for scrap.

They will never raise it in out lifetime anyway it's a war grave, but i do find it odd that they will not touch ww1/ww2 wrecks but anything pre 20th century seems fair game.

What if the Mary rose hadn't been raised?

Then it would still be on the bottom of the sea.
(news- they recently found a u-boat about 70 miles south of nantucket and plan to dive on it further)

What if wargame figures were made of gold?

They would cost less than GW's

What if the figures came to life?

Then most of them would suffocate in thier foam packing.

What if the unpainted ones hated the painted figures?

There would be a civil war, wehre the painted minis where falsley led by their false god against the pure unpainted ones....oh wait....

What if I told you to get a long standing weight?

Then I would wonder what you are asking for.

What if GW started a line of snack foods?

They would be the best snack foods in the world.

What if we were not the only 2 on this thread?

Then it may be time to pack it in and move on.

What if this thread was revived by a Threadromancer?

Then mods would lock it

What if Firefly was never canceled?