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Made in us
Revving Ravenwing Biker






Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.

Read this before you vote!
Nerd modifiers:
1+ For each game that is nerdy you play.
That would be 4 for me at this point.
0.1+ For each game you used to play.
I still play all of the games.
0.3+ For each game book/booklet you own. (this includes rulebooks, codex and quickstart rules)
5.5 at this point for me.
0.2+ For each type of dice you have.
For me, I own 20d, 10d, 4d, and some 6ds. (7.5 now)
0.5+ for each MMO you play.
I don't play any.
2- If you are younger than 25. (5.5 now)
Now you should round down if you have an extra 0.5. (5 for me)

Albatross wrote:I only got a three. I'm actually fairly disappointed by that... I used to do Vampire: The Masquerade LARP, though. SURELY that must count for something?

+2

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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

I guess I'm a big enough nerd to hit the wrong number on the choice grid,I should have been 3,however for some reason I hit 2....maybe I'm in denial.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

If you count all the games I used to play, that's more than ten points all by itself. I'm probably a 15.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
Made in us
Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh





Union, Kentucky United States

10+++++++++++++++++++++

Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House!  
   
Made in gb
Imperial Agent Provocateur




Scotland

Can I just say that I'm off the chart on codexs alone. Tad concerning.

Innocence Prooves Nothing


I am Blue/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I'm both selfish and rational. I'm scheming, secretive and manipulative; I use knowledge as a tool for personal gain, and in turn obtaining more knowledge. At best, I am mysterious and stealthy; at worst, I am distrustful and opportunistic.
 
   
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[DCM]
Coastal Bliss in the Shadow of Sizewell





Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.

Wargamming rulebooks puts me over 30 on their own, if we are including RPG books I just hit 300 and burst through the other side.

"That's not an Ork, its a girl.." - Last words of High General Daran Ul'tharem, battle of Ursha VII.

Two White Horses (Ipswich Town and Denver Broncos Supporter)
 
   
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant




Um... 19...
   
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Battlefield Professional




Empire Of Denver, Urth

I practiced writing in Tengwar at 14yrs old in 1973. The Nerdom only got worse as the years went by.

“It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood” -- Karl Popper 
   
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Sneaky Kommando





I'm an 8, however I don't consider my self a Nerd I'm more of a Geek. Needs usually tend to be increased in the academic department, such as math where I am not.

M: "You are the universe, alpha and omega, the beast with a thousand young, do what thou whilt shall be the whole of the law. NOW GO FORTH AND MUTILATE!!"

"Samus. That's the only name you'll hear. Samus. It means the end and the Death. Samus. I am Samus. Samus is all around you. Samus is the man beside you. Samus will gnaw upon your bones. Look out! Samus is here."

Armies:
:3000 +
Fantasy: Gettin Started 
   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

Do Avalon Hill Games count? I am assuming kids games don't.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Are we nerds?

Well we are here so yes.

You might as well put out a poll for Dakka users who can read some English and are not 100% blind. I think we can comprehensively catch everyone.

The trst for nerdiness is heavily skewed, how many gamees you play and rules you have only scratches the surface of nerdiness.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
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Battlefield Professional




Empire Of Denver, Urth

Frazzled wrote:Do Avalon Hill Games count? I am assuming kids games don't.


Yes. You also have to own a copy of The Emerald Tablet or Overlords Tower.

“It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood” -- Karl Popper 
   
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

Do we get to detract points for doing wicked things with the opposite sex?



Fatum Iustum Stultorum



Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Do Video Games count?

@BrookM: I don't know. Maybe we should roll for it or something.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker





Denton, TX

What happened to 6 and 7?

After trying to recount all the different games I've played and different books I own I just put myself down as a 10. I really don't need a test to tell me I'm a nerd. I already know.

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Krazed Killa Kan






Minnesota, land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos

I counted any nerdy specific video games you play...like World of Warcraft or most MMOs.

Not counting all the books I have in .pdf form, I'm at a 9 (Having like 10 different types of dice helped). I think if I added all my .pdf files, I'd be well into the 20s...

My Armies:
Kal'reia Sept Tau - Farsight Sympathizers
Da Great Looted Waaagh!
The Court of the Wolf Lords

The Dakka Code:
DT:90-S+++G+++MB-IPw40k10#++D++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Revving Ravenwing Biker






Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.

Emperors Faithful wrote:Do Video Games count?

No, unless they have something to do with Warhammer or Warhammer 40,000.

BrookM wrote:Do we get to detract points for doing wicked things with the opposite sex?

No.

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Made in jp
Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos






I broke the super-sonic nerd limit ages ago. Now, I'm hurtling through space on a ship made of nothing but old sprues, beer cans and comics.
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

I'm 6. What happened to it?

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in au
Monstrously Massive Big Mutant





An unknown location in the Warp

Soooo...according to the chart you can't be 6 or 7..why exactly is that???



 
   
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Lady of the Lake






I'm a 1.

   
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Oberleutnant





Devon, UK

With dice alone I hit 5, then if we add WHFRP books we go past 10, then there's the different versions of 40k and Warhammer with codexes/army books, other rpg's (from original D&D through to Bab 5), other wargames rules (from Warmachine through to Flames of War)... Now been gaming for 30 years, I think I'm off the scale
Mick

Digitus Impudicus!
Armies-  
   
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







why is it 2- if your younger then 25. it should be 2+ if your younger the or still in high school and getting made fun of for being a nerd.

-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant





An unknown location in the Warp

garret wrote:why is it 2- if your younger then 25. it should be 2+ if your younger the or still in high school and getting made fun of for being a nerd.


true, this poll is pretty gaked up



 
   
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Whiteshield Conscript Trooper




Naturally my score is a 6.5, but when you look at me, I am clearly not a nerd. Are there modifiers for that?

No, teef, no gain!  
   
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Combat Jumping Rasyat






I got a -1.
   
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Nigel Stillman





Austin, TX

BrookM wrote:Do we get to detract points for doing wicked things with the opposite sex?


No because you're probably just making it up.
   
Made in us
Krazed Killa Kan






Minnesota, land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos

There should be a modifier for any and all cosplaying ever done...I know it's not wargaming related, but I'm currently dressed as L from Death Note thanks to a white long-sleeved t-shirt I bought specifically for that purpose.

My Armies:
Kal'reia Sept Tau - Farsight Sympathizers
Da Great Looted Waaagh!
The Court of the Wolf Lords

The Dakka Code:
DT:90-S+++G+++MB-IPw40k10#++D++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Kelne



Lost

I was of the scale!

I have 11 diferent dice and about 70 dice altogether.
Play dnd, lotr, wh40k.

The list is endless.


   
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Foxy Wildborne







Yeah, the 0.5 per book will catapult most gamers off the scale.

The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. 
   
 
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