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Union, Kentucky United States

http://finance.yahoo.com/real-estate/article/108509/cramped-on-land-big-oil-bets-at-sea

Found this this mourning and thought it was a very interesting read. Just wanted to share to you all!

Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House!  
   
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The Great State of Texas

Meanwhile China drills for oil off our coast from slant drilling out of Cuba...

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Union, Kentucky United States

Frazzled wrote:Meanwhile China drills for oil off our coast from slant drilling out of Cuba...


as well as serval chinies run corp. took over parts of the panama canal.By took over I mean they purchased the right to tax those holdings.

Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House!  
   
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See, what they need is a pointless colonial relic of no value whatsoever.....HOLY CRAP! IT'S FULL OF OIL!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/falklandislands/6708902/Falkland-Islands-oil-reserves-to-help-British-economy.html

Man, I can't wait until the Falklands is the new Saudia Arabia! Just think, Argentina - it could have been all yours, if only you weren't such pussies....

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Albatross wrote:See, what they need is a pointless colonial relic of no value whatsoever.....HOLY CRAP! IT'S FULL OF OIL!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/falklandislands/6708902/Falkland-Islands-oil-reserves-to-help-British-economy.html

Man, I can't wait until the Falklands is the new Saudia Arabia! Just think, Argentina - it could have been all yours, if only you weren't such pussies....




We should sneak a sub into their waters...just in case..
   
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I read about that in the papers. I didn't think we would have been interested in redoing the Falklands again in this day and age if Argentina invaded again, but this of course, changes everything. Hurray for black gold! Now all we need is to find some in Gibraltar!


 
   
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Ketara wrote:I read about that in the papers. I didn't think we would have been interested in redoing the Falklands again in this day and age if Argentina invaded again, but this of course, changes everything. Hurray for black gold! Now all we need is to find some in Gibraltar!


You think we went to war with argentina over sime tiny island in the south pacific and didn't know there was oil there? Funny how we never cared as much for keeping hong kong/guyana etc etc. Oh no, they knew. It's just came out now that is all.

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Union, Kentucky United States

VIVA LA PERON!!!!!

Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House!  
   
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Yeah, it's pretty much been an open secret for years there are potentially huge mineral and fossil fuel deposits around The Falklands, South Georgia and The South Sandwich Islands.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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The Great State of Texas

Sounds like its time to take The Texas out of mothballs and claim us some new beach front property.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Union, Kentucky United States

Frazzled wrote:Sounds like its time to take The Texas out of mothballs and claim us some new beach front property.


I'll stand by you and forge an army the likes of which the world has never seen....."BLOOD FOR OIL, BLOOD FOR OIL"

Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House!  
   
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Manchester UK

Beach-front? The Falklands makes Scotland look like California! They have Penguins!

Plus, do you really want the SAS breaking into The White House in the dead of night?


 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Union, Kentucky United States

Albatross wrote:Beach-front? The Falklands makes Scotland look like California! They have Penguins!

Plus, do you really want the SAS breaking into The White House in the dead of night?



don't you mean again./......oo wait that was seal team 1 NEVER MIND!!!

Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House!  
   
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Ya know what's really scary?

Texas has been threatening Secession from the Union since it joined the bloody thing, and yet only now are people truly expecting it to happen.


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Albatross wrote:Beach-front? The Falklands makes Scotland look like California! They have Penguins!

Plus, do you really want the SAS breaking into The White House in the dead of night?

If we had done that in 1775, We'd have all that damn oil!

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Albatross wrote:Beach-front? The Falklands makes Scotland look like California! They have Penguins!

Plus, do you really want the SAS breaking into The White House in the dead of night?


I think you missed the part where I said the Texas...a break in at the White House would distract everyone while the mighty Texas Navy, led by the Confederate Air Force, takes the Falklands and we again regain our might as an oil superpower.

Besides, why break in when you can just take a tour?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Frazzled wrote:
Albatross wrote:Beach-front? The Falklands makes Scotland look like California! They have Penguins!

Plus, do you really want the SAS breaking into The White House in the dead of night?


I think you missed the part where I said the Texas...a break in at the White House would distract everyone while the mighty Texas Navy, led by the Confederate Air Force, takes the Falklands and we again regain our might as an oil superpower.

Besides, why break in when you can just take a tour?
Because the last time they let Citizens of the British Commonwealth into the White House was 1812, and we all know what them dern Canadians did then.

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The Great State of Texas

Gwar! wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
Albatross wrote:Beach-front? The Falklands makes Scotland look like California! They have Penguins!

Plus, do you really want the SAS breaking into The White House in the dead of night?


I think you missed the part where I said the Texas...a break in at the White House would distract everyone while the mighty Texas Navy, led by the Confederate Air Force, takes the Falklands and we again regain our might as an oil superpower.

Besides, why break in when you can just take a tour?
Because the last time they let Citizens of the British Commonwealth into the White House was 1812, and we all know what them dern Canadians did then.

I don't actually. My relatives were too busy chasing redcoats through Louisiana swamps at the time.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Gwar! wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
Albatross wrote:Beach-front? The Falklands makes Scotland look like California! They have Penguins!

Plus, do you really want the SAS breaking into The White House in the dead of night?


I think you missed the part where I said the Texas...a break in at the White House would distract everyone while the mighty Texas Navy, led by the Confederate Air Force, takes the Falklands and we again regain our might as an oil superpower.

Besides, why break in when you can just take a tour?
Because the last time they let Citizens of the British Commonwealth into the White House was 1812, and we all know what them dern Canadians did then.


Pffft! What have the Canadians done, except barrage us with horrible pop-rock?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Meanwhile China drills for oil off our coast from slant drilling out of Cuba...


They're just going to use it to make our cd players. We'll get it back in a few months. Oil drilling and production has become more and more nationalized over the last decade, with most mid eastern oil countries basing their governments around oil profits and countries like russia and venezuela nationalizing oil companies for various shady reasons. Exxon and chevron are going to have to find oil rich areas that don't have people living there for them to exploit and shoot for a while.



Isn't calling your ship "clear leader" similar to naming your horse "she's the fastest!"?

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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad 
   
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Napoleon Frazzled wrote:I think you missed the part where I said the Texas...a break in at the White House would distract everyone while the mighty Texas Navy, led by the Confederate Air Force, takes the Falklands and we again regain our might as an oil superpower.


DAMN! Outflanked again!

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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The Great State of Texas

Exactly.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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I'm pretty sure I would volunteer to bomb texas if they tried to secede. It would finally be a way to do it legitimately. I might even get to fly a plane.

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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
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Buzzard's Knob

ShumaGorath wrote:I'm pretty sure I would volunteer to bomb texas if they tried to secede. It would finally be a way to do it legitimately. I might even get to fly a plane.


This can not end well...

Round two, Frazz!!! Ding Ding!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Albatross wrote:
Napoleon Frazzled wrote:I think you missed the part where I said the Texas...a break in at the White House would distract everyone while the mighty Texas Navy, led by the Confederate Air Force, takes the Falklands and we again regain our might as an oil superpower.


DAMN! Outflanked again!


Frazzled wrote:Exactly.



A true Tactical Genius Frazzled.

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Right - I'm sending the SBS to Frazzled's Lawn, whilst Simon Cowell infiltrates his back-yard with a knife in his teeth, pirate-style.

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 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Albatross wrote:Right - I'm sending the SBS to Frazzled's Lawn, whilst Simon Cowell infiltrates his back-yard with a knife in his teeth, pirate-style.
Wow, the SBS... really?

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Why? They're super-awesome!

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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What's a SBS.

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The Great State of Texas

ShumaGorath wrote:I'm pretty sure I would volunteer to bomb texas if they tried to secede. It would finally be a way to do it legitimately. I might even get to fly a plane.

I'll be your huckleberry Shuma.

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