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Video says it all:




Now a little investigation shows that this guy is part of a gaming group called "DorkaMorka". Start bringing magnets to your games, guys.

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Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
 
   
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Is that you Sam Gamgee?

It's pretty obvious when he's rolling the dice. They cluster up and don't roll well.


It's also a pretty obvious troll: http://www.dorkamorka40k.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5114&sid=813af99a27087d32ce4ddb94e2f9b5f2

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lulz, that has to be satire.

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Bahahaha!

This is jokes
   
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I literally lolled when they stuck to the spot



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I hate Cheaters like this....

Some of it is REALLY obvious though.


EDIT: I'm too thick to realize it was a joke

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That is so damn blatant.

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The thing is if you follow his advice and hold it a bit under the table (in your pocket) as opposed to in contact, you probably wouldn't get that grouping problem

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Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
 
   
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That was hilarious!!

I LOLD

I like the way the dice would bunch up on their corners sometimes. And the one that literally "floated" sideways about 1 inch. Great stuff!!

I'm tempted to make some of these as a prank.

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I laughed so hard when the 5 got cocked on the group of 6's three times and he just kept pushing through it. Canadians are the best deadpan comedians on the planet (save for my British ancestors).

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Moving flat out..

The one dice was 'cocked'

gotta re-roll to get that SIX !



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Wow.....how sad.

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I want to try reverse the mags so that you can flip you opponents dice for fun!

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Classy fellow.

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That was awesome! I love how the dice roll back towards the center!

   
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This tip is absolutely rubbish. I tried it at my local club and somehow they knew I was cheating!

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call me paranoid... but something is off with the way those dice roll!


i have to admit i didn't think of people cheating that particular way. i'll have to keep that in mind if i see someone only rolling on their specially prepared surface that they brought from home (i.e. the magnetic strip laced display board with metal rod inserted dice.)

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Totally hilarious deadpan humor
   
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The Dorka guys are pretty fun, and funny. And they usually run good events. I heard that the "I wish I was at Adepticon" RT on Saturday was cool.

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Oh yeah, don't worry about that I will just use other dice - LOOK ITS A KITTEN BEHIND YOU!

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So im now taking a magnet with me to tournaments, and using it flip-side to anyone who does this
could be a good chuckle when they start rolling a ton of 1's.

   
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Somnicide wrote:Oh yeah, don't worry about that I will just use other dice - LOOK ITS A KITTEN BEHIND YOU!

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Vivano crudelis exitus.

Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
 
   
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BTW, I posted some BA lists that you might be interested in checking out on my blog. I'm liking the way the codex runs stylistically

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Vivano crudelis exitus.

Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
 
   
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Rube wrote:This tip is absolutely rubbish. I tried it at my local club and somehow they knew I was cheating!

Somehow I missed this gem the first time around. Nice
   
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Obvious joke video, anyone actually using that technique would be caught out instantly. Pretty funny, though.
   
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I wouldn't be so sure. While I agree this appears to be a joke there are a number of techniques that could be sed to get the odd behavior with how the dice roll to be unnoticed. Number 1: Don't weight them all to sixes, 5's generally do just as well. #2. Use the dice enmass and only eight about 1/5 to 1/3 of them. When rolling 20 dice having 4-6 of them as guarenteed successes scues the result set significantly. When rolling 20 dice the odd behavior of a couple of them will not be as easily noticed. #3. Hold the big magnet farther away. #4. Don;t role the loaded dice every time. Real cheaters only need to increase their odds a little bit to make it effective.

Someone who is practiced at this can get away with this pretty easily with someone who is not looking for it. The end of the day you either need to bucket test the dice or bring a large magnet of your own and run it over his dice when he isn't looking. Frankly, I don't care that much but it might be worth it for large tournaments with large prizes to have judges go around and check quietly.
   
 
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