4 word story

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**War Kitten**

jam, which I enjoy

**snurl**

while I should be

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crunching entities for my

**War Kitten**

Dark Lord, he is

**snurl**

not a patient entity.

**Lupus Mortem**

Racism against the dwarves

**snurl**

is a short subject

**gruebot**

that we dwell on

**gnome_idea_what**

Very, very, very carefully

**War Kitten**

Due to the fact

**snurl**

that dwarves make the

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biggest fuss about knowing

**snurl**

How to brew BEER.

**War Kitten**

To brew this beer

**BigWaaagh**

distill mad cap mushrooms

**snurl**

in clear mountain water

**topaxygouroun i**

and enrich with bear

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scrotum shavings marinated in

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Sweet Baby Ray's Spicy

**Lupus Mortem**

And Chunky Embalming Fluid.

**snurl**

Now, for potent beer,

**gruebot**

brewed deep in the

**Lupus Mortem**

warrens of Long Beach

**War Kitten**

You should drop Gretchin

**snurl**

into the vat without

**Lupus Mortem**

making a big mess

**BigWaaagh**

and stir frequently until

**snurl**

She stops trying to

**gruebot**

regurgitate Orc fecal matter

**BigWaaagh**

which tastes, strangely enough,